AMERICA'S ONE-DOLLAR TUMBLR USER

HE/HIM, GAY; I'VE BEEN THINKING, AND I APOLOGIZE FOR MY USE OF FOWL LANGUAGE IN REGARDS TO YOURSELF. YOU SAID SOME VERY HURTFUL THINGS TO ME IN REGARDS TO MYSELF. BUT IT IS STILL NO EXCUSE TO USE THE VILE WORD THAT I USED OF WHICH I AM SURE YOU KNOW THAT I AM TALKING ABOUT. YOU DON'T WISH US TO BE SOCIAL FRIENDS, AND SO THAT IS THAT. I STILL HAVE GREAT...RIGARD FOR YOU EVEN THOUGH YOU SAID SOME HORRIBLE THINGS. P.S. I'M DOING FINE, ANTHONY.

[woozapooza]

I was going to just screenshot this but screenshots can't do it justice. It reminds me of Dennis reading Charlie's campaign speech.

[geosynthetic]

Count Barefoot Contessa

[dorfs]

she always finds me in my time of greatest need

[scarletafterglow]

[lorrainemelfi]

Can't even get five seconds of peace...and I do not want what I haven't got!!! 😌

[wizrdfckr]

me and u both ouppy

[scarletafterglow]

[chicknparm]

Smoking that shit that made John See Reilly

[lorrainemelfi]

She might as well have said he looks sweet and sensitive.

[greggfreak2]

average insane timhead post: i want to see tim naked in a pool of mustard trying to get up & getting slapped & falling back again. i dreamt he was choking me. i want him to love me.

average insane gregghead post: discovered new gregg turkington song today from 1993/06/21. gregg changed my life. he changed the way i breathe. i no longer do that

[oldbutchdanielmolloy]

just watched a terrible movie for about 6 minutes total of screentime of an actor i like

[scarletafterglow]

sharing is caring

[lorrainemelfi]

When Neil says that in Australia fag means cigarette so his heckler is actually calling him a cigarette

[contemptible-scoundrel]

dude he's a pro and he's dating a noob, it's a problematic skill gap, it's not a healthy pwnage dynamic

[drysqu1d]

this video's meant to be creepy but this part just made me laugh. go off spongebob

[braccobelle]

melfi's crude drawings of tony and his ducks that were featured in the sopranos family history promotional publication for season two.

[greggfreak2]

new amato when he has lost the company, the house, the boat, with 0 in his bank account, 1 active lawsuit and 1 lawsuit in the works but the miracle tubs USA called

[aceynk]

donald tlump or taylor swift just died of applesauce poisoning