Cabbages and Kings

Side blog dedicated to Peter Lorre and his cartoon parodies. Prepare for brainrot😤 ******************************************************************************************************* Side blog of spongebob-connoisseur

[spongebob-connoisseur]

Stfu we're watching Slappy Daze together

[xennialwarriorprincess]

Peter Lorre. Circa 1938. Colourised by me. Find more here.

[wormthing]

living cartoon characters

[lorre-logic]

i lauve your header wheres it from

I was going to say I forgot, hence why I didn't answer this ask for a week but then I remembered I could reverse image searched. Boredom during work does wonders! <33

Here's a screencap of the original post.

I love this picture cuz Lorre and a skull, death, my pattern seeking brain associating lorre and death with his silly fish. Fits perfectly with my theme <3

[lorre-logic]

I should have combined the poll options "keep him on a leash" and "take him on a tour showing him the modern world" together so it could be like some sort of monkey's paw situation.

You can take Peter Lorre on a tour and show him the modern world BUT you must keep him on a leash the entire time >:3

[lorre-logic]

Somehow Peter Lorre got ressurrected and is forced to spend time with you!

How will you spend it!?

keep him on a leash

bake cutsey pastries with him/preform an autopsy together

make him watch your favorite Lorre inspired cartoon character

go on a romantic date with him at a very modern resturant, qr code menus and all

take him on a tour teaching him all about the modern world

give him a makeover (as an excuse to stare at his face for a few hours)

make him watch the most vile horror movie you can think of (so he can cling 2 u)

have him attend a university lecture with you and hold hands all through out it

give him a forehead kiss and lovingly disturb him w/ your knowledge of his life

FREE SPACE (put your ideas in the notes)

Remaining time: 5 days 16 hours

[artoflured]

admiring his handiwork

[lorre-logic]

That one news article about how some teens in the 60s stole Lorre's ashes in an attempt to necromance him. Yeah I TOTALLY get what they were on.

I would too would necromance him just to tell him that I think the weird fish caricature of him in Spongebob was just so attractive and full of raw animal magnetism which by osmosis made me realize that Lorre himself is very attractive, just to see his face (or spirit) despair on what people in the 21st century are up to.

[lorre-logic]

What eye color does Lorre have? Does anyone know?

I was wondering because every so often when I draw human Slappy I refuse to give him light blue eyes. I feel like dark eyes suit him better and give off that wall-eyed look better, at least to me. Kinda like a deer in the headlights look.

But this thought makes me wonder what is Lorre's actual eye color. I just assumed brown since they look dark in the black and white movies and honestly I really like it. He looks so doe-eyed (keeping up with the deer comparison) but I need someone who knows their Lorre-isms to give me the facts here.

[charlottecremababe]

I can help with this. I've seen him in a good number of his later films (which were in color) and his eyes switch between a soft leather brown and a warm honey brown depending on the lighting. Hell, in Tales of Terror his eyes even looked hazel in some shots. They're really quite pretty🥰

[lorre-logic]

Ohhh that sounds very pretty! <33

I think I heard a while back of someone on here saying they think his eyes were hazel but I wasn't sure how true that is.

Thank you for your input!!!😊

[melancholyprince]

The Maltese Falcon (1941) dir. John Huston

[quanatural]

😱😱😱😱😱😭😭😭😭😭😱😱😱😭😭😭😱😱😭😭😭😱这组照片激萌呀

[quanatural]

So I drew this group of "owner and dogs"（Cario,Spade,Wilmer)..... just because I want to see it.

OK,I'm going to start my speech.🎤

P1：Obviously, this is the master-servant play.This is The Gay Falcon.

Our Cairo is always bullied, so how about making him the boss for once?...Or "dog owner".And our Spade and Wilmer were honored to be chosen as Cairo's dogs.

So you can see how triumphant Cairo is. Wilmer's malicious eyes are just because Spade is here. He doesn't like this "uninvited guest."Spade's smile, I think, is a little helpless and spoiled. "I'll let you go this time."is probably the feeling. "

Regarding the choice of dog collars for Wilmer and Spade, I think Wilmer is a young strong dog that needs to be controlled, so it needs a rivet collar with a chain to control it.Spade, on the other hand, an ordinary collar fits his appearance, and he doesn't need flashy things. (Although Cairo tugged at Spade very hard)

Also, I hope someone will notice Cairo's pink eye shadow and pink nail polish, which I think is really sexy.💅💅💅

p2：It seems that our Mr. Cairo didn't last long, and he was quickly countered by Spade and Wilmer and forcibly put on a dog collar.Oh no ... This is your ending, Cairo, but it doesn't matter, now all three of you are dogs.

But maybe Wilmer and Spade won't just let him go ... Spade will want to punish Cairo…… severely ... and Wilmer, I think he is more innocent and doesn't want to see this scene of explosion.

Well, I may publish more detailed nonsense in ao3.

Here is the Cairo eyeshadow-free version and the filter version of the first picture.

Thank you for watching.

[noirgasmweetheart]

Which Peter Lorre character are you?

Are you a mad scientist? A weasely crook? A philosophical drunk? A certified psychopath? Take this test to find out.

I made another quiz.

[lorre-logic]

I STAY WINNINGGG

[quanatural]

I painted it in May. I like dr. Lorre

[lorre-logic]

What eye color does Lorre have? Does anyone know?

I was wondering because every so often when I draw human Slappy I refuse to give him light blue eyes. I feel like dark eyes suit him better and give off that wall-eyed look better, at least to me. Kinda like a deer in the headlights look.

But this thought makes me wonder what is Lorre's actual eye color. I just assumed brown since they look dark in the black and white movies and honestly I really like it. He looks so doe-eyed (keeping up with the deer comparison) but I need someone who knows their Lorre-isms to give me the facts here.

[lorre-logic]

I had forgotten how attractive Joel is

[quanatural]

I often see Joel Cairo and Ugarte being linked together, so I drew a scene where they met and chatted.

Of course, they will definitely talk about a tough guy who has hurt them.

I think Cairo and Ugarte are like sisters.(?)

By the way, I assumed the scene where Cairo met Arthur. The gap between their guns is really funny.

[quanatural]

Happy valentine's day.

Lick.

（It's difficult to draw this.The face is too difficult to draw.Especially Bogart's）