" i'll get every one of ya , i hate cops ! "

D1 jonathan brewster glazer YAWNS SUPER LOUDLY IN YOUR FACE

[jonathansexposedwrists]

haihaihai! if you are wonderign about my username it is in reference to the 2nd time i watched aaol with my buddies and i couldnt stop talking about how much i liked that jonathan's blazer didnt fit properly and his wrists were just. OUT. thanks for not asking

name 🦄 jay, jason, or june all work!

pronouns 🩷 she/he/it (id prefer not using they, but it doesn't offend me!)

interests 💘 i REALLY LOVE arsenic and old lace! im generally into old movies from the same era! i also love doki doki literature club, my little pony g4, lalaloopsy, shopkins, and generally i enjoy collecting 2010s toys! im also trying to get into universal monsters stuff!

extra🫀 pls follow if you like my stuff! i usually follow back especially if we have common interests!!!

irls friends r @ultimateluckycharms , @zentinelgamerpoop123 and @13bodiesburiedinthecellar send them love or hate.. jaykay not hate..

i will usually not post triggering things, but my favorite character is a serial killer, so topics like that may come up! i post a lot of my thoughts, so i also have (minimal) posts that have suicide/homocide mentions, all are jokes, but if you want me to tag for anything let me know!

[jonathansexposedwrists]

i love you walmart cookie dough cup

[13bodiesburiedinthecellar]

Someone PLEASE help them

[jonathansexposedwrists]

baby discovers tumblr filter

[jonathansexposedwrists]

the watering down of all the ddlc girls to the tropes they have at the beginning of the game is very ironic to me

almost no characters deeper issues are discussed except for sayoris, and they completely disrespect her and her issues by making them a joke,, sometimes yuris issues are discused but really again only to make fun of them,, i dont think its bad to like ddlcs first part as a cute dynamic between the girls but thats not all its about

[noahs-arkss]

[jonathansexposedwrists]

trying to neutralize the threat of my aaol interest before school starts again because its gonna be so embarrassing if i cant stop talking about it. PLEASEEEEEE...

[jonathansexposedwrists]

task failed sorry my english teacher asked who the guy on my bag was and i freaked out

[crisismoth]

always reframe your mindset !!!! and never stop thinking about the character

"things are getting bad again" -> "im just like the character"

"i dont feel like myself" -> "the character is here"

"i dont feel connected to reality" -> "i am immersing myself in the character's world"

"who am i" -> the character! the character.

i dont know where i was going with this . have you ever thought about riding horses.

[clayclayton332]

Rainbowdash animorphing into a roach <3

[jonathansexposedwrists]

how it feels to go back to school or think about going back to school. ever

[softichill]

Cocoa powder loooves spilling on the counter when I'm trying to be so careful

[neas-magical-tum-blr]

cocoa powder and powdered sugar are beautiful sisters whos prefered habitats are in order: the air , the countertop you just cleaned, and y our lungs ☝️

[honeybeesangel]

i love when people say “this reminds me of you” like please marry me i love you so much

[iipixelle]

literally like if you wanted to kiss you should’ve just said so

[jonathansexposedwrists]

didnt even do "nothing" all summer in the sense of like. Gaming or hanging out or calling the whole time. i just thougt about doing stuff all summer and cried

[loveridden1999]

[kosmogrl]

this is who you’re asking to calm down btw

[gueroboyfriend-deactivated20180]

u ever have on mutuals whos so deep in another fandom that u know absolutely zero about and they make posts that look like they speaking another language or some shit

[gueroboyfriend-deactivated20180]

[captainlordauditor]

i really appreciate the number of mutuals who are not in any of my fandoms sharing this post. its like a little hello nod as we pass each other in the hall

[jonathansexposedwrists]

you can be having the best day ever and then the worst day ever within the span of 20 minutes alone with your thoughts

[jonathansexposedwrists]

trying to neutralize the threat of my aaol interest before school starts again because its gonna be so embarrassing if i cant stop talking about it. PLEASEEEEEE...