I want your gaze to break my bones

NSFW, 18, ISTP

[nutsacktorturer]

cat brains are so small but they fit so much bastard into them

[porterr-robinson]

[thecommonchick]

sees cat being naughty and scoops him up: This is a disciplinary hug. Do not derive joy from it.

naughty cat: purrs loudly

[mlekonya]

oblivious

[naamahdarling]

i lost my shit at the last panel

[catscenter]

[gravegospel]

ʍoǝɯ

[sasrinthekobold]

meow

[baka-dot-exe]

Atlas the titan condemned to hold up the sky for eternity

[knightlyhoods-deactivated202404]

this has got to be THE funniest sentence ive seen all day im gonna cry

[circumcisions-deactivated201401]

talking to person u like alot and u feel like ur annoying them

[meladoodle]

someone is trying to convince me that the name ‘glen’ is short for ‘glenjamin’ and i cant stop laughing

[bitchycode]

how am i sensitive and a bitch at the same time

[driflloon]

every once in a while my brain cells kiss and i experience critical thought

[ondoinganevildeedblues]

best sleeping conditions: freezing fucking cold room but layers and layers of blankets 

[youngsamberg]

worst waking up conditions: freezing fucking cold room but layers and layers of blankets

[riotmonster]

@staff, before December 17th:

@staff on December 18th, after everybody’s migrated to Twitter:

[k-eke]

Daughter of Evil.

I don’t usually do dark themes but I really wanted to try, hope you’ll like it !

[normal-horoscopes]

IF SHES YOUR GIRL THAN WHY DOES SHE HAVE EYELIDS AND WORKING KNEES

[pickls-n-pinks]

hey can i just ask what the fuck are you posting

[normal-horoscopes]

IF SHES YOUR GIRL THAN HOW COME SHE BLEEDS IN REVERSE

[nyanymous-deactivated20190713]

IF SHES YOUR GIRL WHY IS SHE GROWING STEADILY CLOSER IN MY REARVIEW MIRROR AS I DRIVE DOWN I-91 IN THE DEAD OF NIGHT

[sudorm-rfslash]

IF SHE’S YOUR GIRL THEN HOW COME HER SHOES DON’T TOUCH THE GROUND WHEN SHE WALKS

[normal-horoscopes]

IF SHES YOUR GIRL HOW COME SHE CAN MOVE EACH ONE OF HER TEETH INDEPENDENT OF EACH OTHER

[porterr-robinson]

[sandersstudies]

This is so

Unnecessary

[myrrhguy-deactivated20250626]

how do you explain to someone that this is your sense of humour

[porterr-robinson]

[bunjywunjy]

this advertising is so effective that it made me want to go buy a brand that’s been defunct for 40-something years

[thebootydiaries]

An emotion: *pokes its head through the mountain of suppression I've buried it under*

Me, beating it with a stick: Back! Back!