Hope Deferred Inc.

The writings from the deepest recess of an overcrowded mind

[kissedbyflames]

There are some things that time cannot mend… some hurts that go too deep… that have taken hold.

[my-dailydreams]

[monamoni]

[babyfoxcollectionthings]

[principessa-6]

😲😲😲 INCREDIBILE 😲😲😲

[pitbolshevik]

i love when you’re talking to someone who’s not from florida and you just casually mention a thing that only happens in Florida and it ruins their whole day

[pitbolshevik]

one time i was talking to some guy and he was like “haha how do yall get alligators in your backyard? do you not have fences?” and i had to inform him that gators can absolutely climb fences

[pitbolshevik]

omw to go sit in your pool

[gaymageclub]

this is why kennedy space center had to install fancy outward-curving fences around the launchpad, bc gators climbing over regular fences and getting on the launchpad could be very dangerous

[songsofwaterandnight]

I’d like to think that the “STOP 🛑” sign is also for the gators.

[greatmountainfloofsquatch]

The gators don’t abide by our petty laws. They are…instigators.

[weaselle]

turns out they climb trees too. Like regularly. they tend to do it a lot less once they reach certain sizes, but like several crocodilian species turn out to have a whole development period where they spend a lot of time in trees, and we just never knew that until like 2014 because, understandably, nobody who was studying them thought “i wonder if I should look for a bunch of crocodiles up in the trees”

[frottinq]

new phobia just dropped

[turnipfritters]

haters will see multi-talented queens and develop a phobia

[rosedavid]

i hate it when you're heating something up in the microwave and it starts to go snap crackle pop so you take it out but it's still completely cold. shut up then??

[ominouspositivity-or-else]

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[deaddolin]

every time i take a otc drug i think of this post

[kindly-whisper-norbury]

[southfarthing]

22nd September: Bilbo and Frodo's birthday!

Then Thursday, September the 22nd, actually dawned. The sun got up, the clouds vanished, flags were unfurled and the fun began.

[viralfrog]

[misterlemonzlime]

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[rapidhighway]

getting big 45 minute vibes from this 15 minute recipe

[theartofangirling]

I’ve been waiting a year to post this

[theartofangirling]

it’s that time of year again

[fabulous-gabulous-theartist]

Thank you for reminding me!

[electronicmail]

Be honest do you think that actually learning things in high school is important

yeah dude or else youre gonna be that coworker people post about

[electronicmail]

this is by far the most insane example

[indieeesleaze]

[plamsisstuff]

I absolutely love this! ❤️ The world needs more pool noodle fights with strangers… and less fear, violence, and hate. 😀

[anexperimentallife]