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[video: Hideo Kojima plays a nintendo switch game where he and another player (both of whom are wearing sheriff’s hats) have a standoff, controllers at their sides, waiting to draw quicker than the other. Kojima adjusts his hat, looks at the onlookers, looks at the screen, then faces back to his opponent. they stare each other down for a tense moment. before the opponent can even react, Kojima draws first, lightning quick, and shoots. his opponent is visibly upset, having clearly underestimated Kojima, who begins flipping his controller around as if it were a revolver, finishing up by blowing the (non-existent) smoke from the barrel. an ocelot’s meow echoes as the camera zooms in on his face]

kreetn

You’re…pretty good

borbtort

i still can’t believe he guesses the EXACT time it says fire. no human can react like that. then again..

chubbybubbies

He’s singing me a song

billandtedsexcellentgaymarriage

throwback to when my family left me alone the day after i got my wisdom teeth removed and all i did was play super mario 3D world

posting-disliker

im goknba

satanvincent

She made such weird sounds. It was like the Loch Ness monster giving birth inside a silo.

Sufjan Stevens on Annie Clark’s effects pedals-driven guitar solos. (via satanvincent)

edgeoftragedy-deactivated201812

modesevenshitpost

Life is about priorities

officialdamonalbarn

me: another hard day at the sawmill..im so tired

my housemaid sufjan stevens: heres a cold glass of dr pepper for you :)

me: i love you!

sufjan stevens, my house maid: ok!

No punchline thats just how it be

sparkytheandroid

when i was a baby i thought big words and oxford commas and kcup coffee machines make u smart. you know what makes you smart? loving ur friends.

just-shower-thoughts

Stephen King’s IT is a boggart from Harry Potter. He becomes what ever you fear the most and the only way to get rid of him is to stop being afraid. The whole movie is just a bunch of muggles trying to get rid of a boggart without using magic.