[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

ive got a real funny one for you guys this morning

do you like penis coladas

[helloitsbees]

[emailmore]

hmm today i will listen to bauhaus

<- thinks bela lugosi is still alive

[officialdamonalbarn]

months ago when i was reading infinite jest i said that pemulis and schacht are gay But i since realized it was based on no real evidence, anyway i now have an actual theory with some clues that says trevor axford and Troeltsch are gay and thats just Period.

[jakemorph]

i have a Shark Tale oc. his name is swim shady. hes a fish played by eminem “marshall” mathers. he raps. he swims. and most of all: hes racist

[visit-beautiful]

if someone tried to perceive me I would simply not let them

[visit-beautiful]

rip to being interpreted but I’m different

[yurimom]

instead of saying “let people hate religion” say “let people hate christianity” because i promise you that the first one sets off big sirens in every jewish and muslim person’s head.

[scallioncreamcheesebagel]

its rly funny that the notes if this post are full of terfs w urls like “terfvania” and “rad-femme-fatale” saying shit like “actually judaism and islam are barbaric patriarichal religions that oppress women uwu”

radfems proven once again to be antisemitic islamophobic racist shitheads

[officialdamonalbarn]

ight imma head out 1980 was 40 years ago

[harlivy]

Amy Adams could do The Revenant but Leonardo DiCaprio could never do Enchanted.

[rootbeergoddess]

It’s true and you should shout it to the heavens

[woolay]

New set up

[gaycop]

Ut

[woolay]

Not what it says.

[mtv]

[ewaneneollav]

[wakes up] [clown DOESN’T vanish] …

[uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu]

[kisses him on the lips]

[officialdamonalbarn]

hm. william butler yeats was a hottie

[sandsvendor100]

I Am Nice, Clean, Honest, Innocent, Smart, Sweet, Suckling Little Baby, I Have 0 Enemies And 1000,00000 Friends, I Love To Write My Name Anywhere I Can, And I Am Safe And Sweet With My Savings, I Have 999,999 Credit Cards That I Use To Buy Olive Oil And Arrows For My Toys, And I Eat Healthy

[officialdamonalbarn]

like hes jusf one of those amazing people whos nice to everyone but idk i feel like we got a special connection just put me in the electric chair already

[officialdamonalbarn]

like you know when youve just got a constant hellish knot in your stomach and every time you remember a person exists youre like “man, fuck”

[officialdamonalbarn]

its a bit of a long story but the gist of it is im in berlin right now and been hanging out with my friends brother that i met last year quite a bit this week and ive never felt so weird before about anyone