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Ind. Pri. Sel. Vaas Montenegro of Far Cry 3 || Conquered by Plane Dash only until i fix this hideous theme

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Well. Maybe kicking the door down and all but shaking her from slumber was NOT the best idea. What he'd assume would be funny now brought a furrow to his eyebrows, a crinkle to his eyes. Concerned, watching her wig out and panic. Fighting the throes of sleep, struggling to surface to clear thinking.

Damn. Now he was mad too.

"Ey ey -- Hermosa, chill chill. Relax."

Plopping down on the bed - fuck, where did she GET this soft shit? - Vaas flopped backwards. Trying to recapture a semblance of playfulness, a lopsided grin on his face.

"You having a nightmare, yeah? Fucking sucks, I know. Just chill. Present time. None of this high shit, not now."

He still hadn't told her what he needed. It could wait.

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"So. You blew me off, no? Just went off and fucked some teeeeea and crumPETS, decided FUCK VAAS, yes?"

He's pissed, currently stalking back and forth in circles. Flipping a knife, in one hand. Throw, flipflipflip, catch. Throw, flipflipflip catch. Throw, flipflipflipflip-- catch. Bleed. Repeat.

"I do not APPRECIATE. Being. IGNORED. You have a good reason? I'd LOVE to hear it before I have to kick your pretty little teeth in."

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"Vaas, Jason isn't just someone you can-- AGH FUCK!"

Shrill yell was due to more surprise than pain, a heavy ' thud ' sounding as she collapsed to ground. Wide eyes focused onto the blade lodged within her right quadricep. It wasn't hilt-deep, was sticking out enough that yanking it free wouldn't be particularly deadly, and seemed to be slowly sliding out on its own.

She made no move to remove the blade herself. Lest she bleed in front of him and feed into this anger. His yell was met with a soft flinch, gaze not once leaving the blade in her leg. She willed the muscle to relax, waiting for the pain to set in.

"I'm sorry! I didn't mean to ignore you! Hoyt's been heavy on us, he's been forceful, I had no choice..."

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"Oh, ohhhhhhkay. You had to choose sides, yeah? Between your best bud Vaas... AND HOYT?"

He'd leant down next to her, having stalked so close to crouch and see the terror in her eyes, the sweat on her cheeks. Close enough to smell blood, her blood -- and get all riled up again.

Grabbng her by the throat, lifting as he stood, Vaas let out an animalistic growl.

"You think my job is easy, no? You think my job is allll fun and games, hah-- think you have it so tough. Oh but Vaas--,"

Insulting, he changed his pitch to be stereotypically 'feminine',

"I have to deal with so MUCH! My boobs get in the way, I have so much to do! And Hoyt Hoyt Hoyt oh Hoyt was SOOOOO mad!"

Losing his train of thought, continuing to squeeze her as he casually wrestled with thiught. Vaas paid no mind to the pirate he was slowly strangling. Muttering, under his breath, cycling back and forth his thoughts, audible for him and anyone that cared to listen.

"YOU FUCKING THINK. I AM NOT MAD? YOU FUCKING THINK. YOU ARE THE ONLY FUCKER ON THIS ISLAND THAT HAS TO DEAL WITH HIM?"

Finally, FINALLY, the pirate dropped his liutennant, huffing with his fingers pinched at his nose bridge. Like he'd not stabbed and manhandled his underling, more like a disappointed parent.

"No. I deal with Hoyt too. Fucking -- Pish Posh gringo, no no, you dont just deal with him."

Ignoring any protests she might have, Vaas simply grabbed the boot closest and began to drag, hopefully leaving a crimson trail behind from her wound. They needed to have a conference, a little chat, buddy to buddy. That was all he wanted to do. And maybe make an example of her, explaining in no uncertain terms what happens when you piss off the leader.

"You fucking deal with me too. Fucking have to remind these bitches -- YOU ALL FUCKING DEAL WITH ME TOO. EY. EY. LISTEN. YOU FUCKING DEAL WITH ME."

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"So. You blew me off, no? Just went off and fucked some teeeeea and crumPETS, decided FUCK VAAS, yes?"

He's pissed, currently stalking back and forth in circles. Flipping a knife, in one hand. Throw, flipflipflip, catch. Throw, flipflipflip catch. Throw, flipflipflipflip-- catch. Bleed. Repeat.

"I do not APPRECIATE. Being. IGNORED. You have a good reason? I'd LOVE to hear it before I have to kick your pretty little teeth in."

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To be accused of such a thing made her brows furrow, confusion heavy on otherwise neutral features. If not for the other factors of this encounter, she would've laughed at ' tea and crumpets ' , found his pronunciation endearing ( she very much did ) . But then came ' fuck Vaas ' , and a bitter taste clouded her mouth.

Gaze was careful to watch his knife; she ALSO flipped knives, sliced her palm open more times than she'd care to admit. Usually, she made it to four flips before that happened - clearly, his rage was making an already dangerous task even worse.

"I don't know what you think I did," She began, voice gentle, as if it was merely a suggestion. "I've done everything you've asked of me."

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"I know what you DIDN'T do. You DIDN'T explain Jason's supposed 'Jesus Shit'. You know, the magical solvent to the problem of shooting him in the chest."

Continuing to pace, the leader held a hand to his temples, suddenly squatting. Eyes closed, turned away from her. If one squinted, the smoke might even be visible.

Then, in a burst, he flipped the knife to hold the blade and THREW it at Beth. He was a good enough aim that it wouldn't hit anything vital, just cripple her leg enough to have to drag her.

"YOU FUCKING THINK THIS IS A JOKE? WHEN I ASK YOU TO DO SOMETHING, YOU FUCKING DO IT."

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"So. You blew me off, no? Just went off and fucked some teeeeea and crumPETS, decided FUCK VAAS, yes?"

He's pissed, currently stalking back and forth in circles. Flipping a knife, in one hand. Throw, flipflipflip, catch. Throw, flipflipflip catch. Throw, flipflipflipflip-- catch. Bleed. Repeat.

"I do not APPRECIATE. Being. IGNORED. You have a good reason? I'd LOVE to hear it before I have to kick your pretty little teeth in."

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It was okay? She didn’t think this was - -

HIT.

Not at all expecting the slap, she stumbled a few steps to the side, head turned sharply. A hand came to raise, touching warm skin that was tingling upon the touch. Eyes, wide, fell upon her boss, mouth gaping just to broadcast her shock. Suck it in, Beth.

God, she was all too excited by the hit. She wanted another. Felt desire build, squashed only the reminder of the gun in his other hand.

“I was thinking that,” Voice was low, as submissive in nature as her frozen, leaned-over stance, “I didn’t want to die. Killing him was a way to end this all. But sir, he came back. Jason is out there. Please, listen to me. He’s like Charley.”

Rearing his hand back for another hit, he hesitated. Charley. That other gringo. The one she liked to play with, the one she’d fucked up. What did her pet cripple have to do with this?

Wait.

She’d killed him, he’d watched it happen. More than one time. That wasn’t normally possible. Not humanly possible anyway. Vaas had always known something was fucked about that white boy…. Could he have the same thing as Snow White?

“Came back.”

He squints, shooting a hand out to grab her by the shirt and pull her close.

“Want to run that shit by me again, amiga? I do not think I heard you correctly.””

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Beth geared up for another hit, welcoming it with no flinch or movement to dodge it. She was taking what he offered with a martyr approach. Welcoming, smiling in the face of adversity. But then it never came, and a feeling of dread hung heavy.

Straightening, licking her lips, the abrupt grab of her vest prompting arms to fall at her side. He was close enough that she could feel his breath upon her face, body heat shared with simmering rage. She had to be careful, especially this close.

What a fucking mess!

“He came back, Vaas. He resurrected. Like Charley. I shot him through the chest and he… came back…”

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He stared. For a long time, the leader simply stared. Resurrected. Like some fucked up jesus shit. She seriously thought he would believe that? He snorted cocaine, not bath salts.

He stared. And then he started to laugh.

"You -- you're fucking crazy, no? Telling me all this shit, Jason like some zombie fuck. Get off your tea and crumpets, just fucking OWN. THAT YOU KILLED. MY. WHITE BOY."

Dropping her unceremoniously, his demeanor flipped again. Laughing jovially, like she'd just told him a funny joke.

"Tell you what. You prove he's on some jesus shit, yeah? I'll wait. And when you don't--"

He knelt, gun cocked and pushing her chin up to face him.

"I get to paint my room with your brains. Yeah? That sound fair to you, chica? It sounds fair to me. We'll go with that. Yeah. I'll wait. Go on, run along. Fucking prove it, girly. I want to see this shit."

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It was okay? She didn’t think this was - -

HIT.

Not at all expecting the slap, she stumbled a few steps to the side, head turned sharply. A hand came to raise, touching warm skin that was tingling upon the touch. Eyes, wide, fell upon her boss, mouth gaping just to broadcast her shock. Suck it in, Beth.

God, she was all too excited by the hit. She wanted another. Felt desire build, squashed only the reminder of the gun in his other hand.

“I was thinking that,” Voice was low, as submissive in nature as her frozen, leaned-over stance, “I didn’t want to die. Killing him was a way to end this all. But sir, he came back. Jason is out there. Please, listen to me. He’s like Charley.”

Rearing his hand back for another hit, he hesitated. Charley. That other gringo. The one she liked to play with, the one she’d fucked up. What did her pet cripple have to do with this?

Wait.

She’d killed him, he’d watched it happen. More than one time. That wasn’t normally possible. Not humanly possible anyway. Vaas had always known something was fucked about that white boy.... Could he have the same thing as Snow White?

“Came back.”

He squints, shooting a hand out to grab her by the shirt and pull her close.

“Want to run that shit by me again, amiga? I do not think I heard you correctly.””

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BRUH THIS IS WILD

“Ay, when they call you Puta Loca they weren’t kidding...”

He is definitely staring.

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The pirate was pacing, holding his gun in hand. More of a reflex, pulling it from his holster. How many times has he had to dispatch bad pirates? Pirates that didn’t follow orders, pirates that fucked up. Pirates that just had to be in the worst place at the worst time.

He never thought it would be Beth.

“You fucked up my white boy, yeah? Heard you shot him.”

Whistling, ending with a click of the tongue to mimic a playful gunshot, poking her right above her left boob. Not that she’d care, he knew. He was boss around here, and she did anything he asked.

“YOU FUCKING THOUGHT. FOR ONE SECOND. THAT YOU COULD JUST GO OUT AND FUCK MY ENTIRE SHIT UP? HUH? FUCKING BITCH –”

Whirling, throwing his hands up (lest he smack her instead), Vaas stalked away, turning, then stalked back. In circles. He couldn’t believe. HE was supposed to kill Snow White. HIM. VAAS. It was his BIRTHRIGHT. And she, with her shitty little posh accent and her shitty little crush on him… THOUGHT IT WOULD BE OK?

“No no no no no please. Tell me. Why you thought that was a good idea. Huh? You had a train of thought you were on for that fuckup? Tell me, puta. Enlighten me. I’m listening. I’m ALLLLLLL ears.”

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Cautious eyes flickered to his gun, at the very real possibility of a bullet lodging into her skull. This was it. Staring into the belly of the beast, accepting death as it readily came. Stand proud, Beth. Accept your fate with a smile and confident stare.

“I-” Oh. Yes, she shot him. Fuck. “Yes, I did…”

His touch, small yet sharp, made her lean back and away slightly. No harm done, but point taken. The idea briefly surfaced of his fingertip replaced with a real bullet. Would it be an instantaneous death? In her experience, probably not.

His yell made her FLINCH though otherwise remain still. Watching his tirade with worn ears, used to this all. The harsh name- ’ bitch ’ - left a sour taste in her mouth. Still, she’d get off to it later.

“He was attacking me, I don’t– it was him or me,” Cutting herself short, so’s not to ramble. “He’s not dead. He revived, and it’s no thanks to everyone here that he’s able to walk around.”

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“OOOh, I get it. I get it I get it -- he was attacking you. Yeah. Mhmm.. Issokay.”

Whirling, flipping on a dime, Vaas whirls and backhands his lieutenant. It was no thanks to everyone here? It was never thanks to HER they actually CAUGHT him. And now? They never would. She hadn’t even thought to tell him, probably just hid the body and was going to pretend it never happened. Be surprised when they finally noticed he wasn’t hitting them hard anymore... or at all.

He couldn’t believe this. She’d acted on a whim, killing the fucker. Didn’t even ask him. Didn’t even save his head for a pike.

Unbelieveable.

“HE ATTACKS EVERYONE, BETH. What. the FUCK. WERE YOU THINKING?”

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The pirate was pacing, holding his gun in hand. More of a reflex, pulling it from his holster. How many times has he had to dispatch bad pirates? Pirates that didn’t follow orders, pirates that fucked up. Pirates that just had to be in the worst place at the worst time.

He never thought it would be Beth.

“You fucked up my white boy, yeah? Heard you shot him.”

Whistling, ending with a click of the tongue to mimic a playful gunshot, poking her right above her left boob. Not that she’d care, he knew. He was boss around here, and she did anything he asked.

“YOU FUCKING THOUGHT. FOR ONE SECOND. THAT YOU COULD JUST GO OUT AND FUCK MY ENTIRE SHIT UP? HUH? FUCKING BITCH --”

Whirling, throwing his hands up (lest he smack her instead), Vaas stalked away, turning, then stalked back. In circles. He couldn’t believe. HE was supposed to kill Snow White. HIM. VAAS. It was his BIRTHRIGHT. And she, with her shitty little posh accent and her shitty little crush on him... THOUGHT IT WOULD BE OK?

“No no no no no please. Tell me. Why you thought that was a good idea. Huh? You had a train of thought you were on for that fuckup? Tell me, puta. Enlighten me. I’m listening. I’m ALLLLLLL ears.”

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// if you even fucking LOOK at the theme on this blog before i finish renovating i will eat your kneecaps its SO hideous

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//so yeah im still alive

huh

wonder how that happened

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[Message: Puta Loca] “shit led on?” wanna explain??

[Message: Puta Loca] 😠😠😠

[Message: Jefe] what the fuck hoyt

[Message: Jefe] dont fucking tell me you cant afford your own whore

[Message: Puta Loca] i do not appreaciate being lied to, beth

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Message ;; awww amiga no come back

Message ;; please?

Message ;; u were my fave pirate 😢

Message ;; i guess ill have to find somebody else to promote

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[Message: Boss: Unsent] I’m not anything to you realistically, but okay.

[Message: Boss: Sent] No, no! I’m sorry, I acted a little rash.

[Message: Boss: Sent] I deserve a promotion, and you know that. Don’t pretend like I don’t, Vaas.

[Message: Boss: Sent] ❤👌

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[Message: Puta Loca] oh now i have ur attention dont i? 😎

[Message: Puta Loca] and what promotion do u want???

[Message: Puta Loca] because i can give u a “promotion” any time you want it ✌️👅

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[Message: Really, sir?: Sent] You do, you do. Happy?

[Message: Really, sir?: Sent] Can I take all kinds? 👐

[Message: Really, sir?: Sent] Can I start at a kiss or is that forbidden around here? 😅

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[Message: Puta Loca] there are no rules here cept mine chica, didnt hoyt tell u that?

[Message: Puta Loca] or did u forget what busness we run?

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[Message: Really, sir?: Sent] I remember, sir. It’s hard to miss. I just didn’t really get his memo

[Message: Really, sir?: Sent] On the count of him keeping me busy.

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[Message: Puta Loca] i was sure hoyt didnt know about you

[Message: Puta Loca] you been taking jobs on the side, chica? been fucking around with the privateers??????

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Message ;; awww amiga no come back

Message ;; please?

Message ;; u were my fave pirate 😢

Message ;; i guess ill have to find somebody else to promote

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[Message: Boss: Unsent] I’m not anything to you realistically, but okay.

[Message: Boss: Sent] No, no! I’m sorry, I acted a little rash.

[Message: Boss: Sent] I deserve a promotion, and you know that. Don’t pretend like I don’t, Vaas.

[Message: Boss: Sent] ❤👌

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[Message: Puta Loca] oh now i have ur attention dont i? 😎

[Message: Puta Loca] and what promotion do u want???

[Message: Puta Loca] because i can give u a “promotion” any time you want it ✌️👅

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[Message: Really, sir?: Sent] You do, you do. Happy?

[Message: Really, sir?: Sent] Can I take all kinds? 👐

[Message: Really, sir?: Sent] Can I start at a kiss or is that forbidden around here? 😅

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[Message: Puta Loca] there are no rules here cept mine chica, didnt hoyt tell u that?

[Message: Puta Loca] or did u forget what busness we run?

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@unrxlypirxte con’t

Message ;; awww amiga no come back

Message ;; please?

Message ;; u were my fave pirate 😢

Message ;; i guess ill have to find somebody else to promote

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[Message: Boss: Unsent] I’m not anything to you realistically, but okay.

[Message: Boss: Sent] No, no! I’m sorry, I acted a little rash.

[Message: Boss: Sent] I deserve a promotion, and you know that. Don’t pretend like I don’t, Vaas.

[Message: Boss: Sent] ❤👌

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[Message: Puta Loca] oh now i have ur attention dont i? 😎

[Message: Puta Loca] and what promotion do u want???

[Message: Puta Loca] because i can give u a “promotion” any time you want it ✌️👅

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Message ;; awww amiga no come back

Message ;; please?

Message ;; u were my fave pirate 😢

Message ;; i guess ill have to find somebody else to promote

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yeah so if i get deleted here im gonna be fckin pissed but catch me at @nichehumor