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[pomegranateteeth]

All the people want is vampires and a direct deposit of $5000

[benepla-deactivated20200506]

where can I get your blood?

it’s free but you have to catch me

[vamplire]

[greelin]

like in all seriousness your fangs look beautiful in this lighting. But we have to focus

[vamplire]

you’re biting for kink purposes i’m biting for vampire purposes

[the-tenth-arcanum]

ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to be into shit no one cares about

[sufjanswidow]

it's important for boys to kiss one another. for the ecosystem

[justlittlenymphothings]

[gothgerry-deactivated20251121]

having poor circulation is great because people will touch your hand and go 'oh! you're so cold!' and for a moment you get to experience what it's like to be a vampire in a romance novel

[mattimoo]

I need everyone to stop thinking they can't be late to the party.

That series came out 10 years ago but a random edit has intrigued you? Watch it. That film is 30 years old? Watch it. That album thats decades years old? Listen to it. The books - read them!

You never know where inspiration/clarity/literal brain rewiring shit is going to come from. Media has no expiration date.

[bossymarmalade]

tags from @teland

[greelin]

yeah the guy who talks about vampires all the time actually likes being bitten for real. Who would’ve thought

[greelin]

that’s sooooo crazy…

[blackoutintheredroom]

working on yet another star

[greelin]

“what’s up with you and vampires, man?” we don’t have the time to discuss this

[alethianightsong]

Ok, so in the original Bram Stoker novel, sunlight is not lethal to Dracula. He just loses most of his powers. I'm bringing this up cuz I want a horror comedy where the hero, sensing dawn, tears off the curtains as a last-ditch effort only to have the vampire go "Aw shit, there goes most of my fancy powers. Guess I'll have to beat your ass the old-fashioned way" then proceeds to just deck the hero cuz a vampire at half-strength is still a fucking vampire.

[aetherograph]

Last ten minutes of the movie is the vampire just beating the shit out of everyone to I'm Walkin On Sunshine. I would watch this.

[trellanyx]

Alternatively -

Hero: Ha! You have no powers!

Vampire:

[greelin]

“what’s up with you and vampires, man?” we don’t have the time to discuss this

[redstonedust]

if vampires existed in real life i think there would be shady companies advertising "organic blood" sourced from "willing donors" who are coincidentally all poor people being paid like $5 per blood donation. and like haughty vegan vampires who only drink a synthetic blood drink thats brewed in a way thats actively worse for the enviroment. and radical traditionalist vampires who go on tiktok and claim that true alpha chads have to drain and kill people and anyone who leaves their victims alive is a liberal cuck. enter the world of hypothetical insufferable vampire politics with me.

[maddiebiscuits]

huuuughhhhh yahoo selling scraped data from tumblr to AI sloo probably uughhhwaaauuwghhhhhh

[maddiebiscuits]

Tumblr user? Here's what to know about Tumblr selling your data to OpenAI and MidJourney

Parent company Automattic will reportedly sell Tumblr content to OpenAI and MidJourney for training data. Here's how you can opt out.

bwwaaaughhhhhhgggh enshittification continues

[the-barn-rat]

this is what you're looking for to opt out!!!

[cappuccinoandglitter]

It's under Visibility, noy Privacy like I assumed at first.

[wittyno]

Here it is in the app: