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[vamplire]

vampires kissing the spot they’re about to bite has me nodding my head like yup that’s the good shit right there

[horrorfilmgifs]

The Lost Boys (1987)

[pomegranateteeth]

All the people want is vampires and a direct deposit of $5000

[benepla-deactivated20200506]

where can I get your blood?

it’s free but you have to catch me

[vamplire]

[greelin]

like in all seriousness your fangs look beautiful in this lighting. But we have to focus

[vamplire]

you’re biting for kink purposes i’m biting for vampire purposes

[the-tenth-arcanum]

ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to be into shit no one cares about

[sufjanswidow]

it's important for boys to kiss one another. for the ecosystem

[justlittlenymphothings]

[gothgerry-deactivated20251121]

having poor circulation is great because people will touch your hand and go 'oh! you're so cold!' and for a moment you get to experience what it's like to be a vampire in a romance novel

[mattimoo]

I need everyone to stop thinking they can't be late to the party.

That series came out 10 years ago but a random edit has intrigued you? Watch it. That film is 30 years old? Watch it. That album thats decades years old? Listen to it. The books - read them!

You never know where inspiration/clarity/literal brain rewiring shit is going to come from. Media has no expiration date.

[bossymarmalade]

tags from @teland

[greelin]

yeah the guy who talks about vampires all the time actually likes being bitten for real. Who would’ve thought

[greelin]

that’s sooooo crazy…

[blackoutintheredroom]

working on yet another star

[greelin]

“what’s up with you and vampires, man?” we don’t have the time to discuss this

[alethianightsong]

Ok, so in the original Bram Stoker novel, sunlight is not lethal to Dracula. He just loses most of his powers. I'm bringing this up cuz I want a horror comedy where the hero, sensing dawn, tears off the curtains as a last-ditch effort only to have the vampire go "Aw shit, there goes most of my fancy powers. Guess I'll have to beat your ass the old-fashioned way" then proceeds to just deck the hero cuz a vampire at half-strength is still a fucking vampire.

[aetherograph]

Last ten minutes of the movie is the vampire just beating the shit out of everyone to I'm Walkin On Sunshine. I would watch this.

[trellanyx]

Alternatively -

Hero: Ha! You have no powers!

Vampire:

[greelin]

“what’s up with you and vampires, man?” we don’t have the time to discuss this