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what a week huh?

NEVER FORGET

If anyone’s feeling a little tense at the moment, and can’t quite put their finger on why, here’s a reminder of how last November started and why this might be the case. o_o

ironwoman359

OH MY GOD I FORGOT ABOUT THE HELL PLANET

transfagrified-in-the-void

Here is a free pdf of the players handbook

Here is a free pdf of xanathars guide to everything

Here is a free pdf to monsters manual

Here is a free pdf to tashas cauldron of everything

Here is a free pdf to dungeon master’s guide

Here is a free pdf to volo’s guide to monsters

Here is a free pdf of mordenkainen’s tomb of foes

For all your dnd purposes

gumi-megpoidd

Here's a site that has literally every official (and most UA) dnd stuff

including the books and campaigns

and you can add homebrew

transfagrified-in-the-void

Hey rb this!!!

suriandtaal

@chitratxt

#I'll never forget this #L word #omg they were roommates #gay #lgbt

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antique-scarecrow

THERE. IT. IS.

syrren

A comic adaptation of Zoe Leonard’s “I want a dyke for president” (1992)

childweanedonpoison

27th december 2020, aka the great italian shitposting about nicia, the most famous bottom from pompeii

how it started:

context: the insult was “nicia cineade cacator”, “nicia the inverted shitter”.

the memes that followed:

spoiler: they did, in fact, end up finding a dead body next to the cavern. rip to nicia, the gay from pompeii. rip bottom king

biglawbear

I have to stop finding out about the news via Tumblr

normal-horoscopes

GOD MADE TRANS PEOPLE FOR THE SAME REASON HE MADE GRAPES BUT NOT WINE WHO ARE WE TO DENY THIS DIVINE ALCHEMY OF THE SELF?

carfuckerlynch

daniel lavery, “something that may shock and discredit you”

esoanem

In the early second century, in response to the question "Why has God not made man just as He wanted him to be?" Rabbi Akiva said "For the very reason, the duty of man is to perfect himself."

normal-horoscopes

I wrote this nearly a year ago, at the time I had never read the work of Daniel Lavery, Rabbi Akiva, or other queer writers who has written similar things.

In fact, a few people accused me of plagiarizing, but it didn't bother me.

It didn't bother me because it was proof that it was real. It was proof that throughout history there has always been fruit and wine, there had always been bread and wheat, that there had always been people like me who looked at the magical transformation of one to the other and said "there I am, just as God intended"

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I know “slut/slutet” just means “end” in swedish but I literally don’t know how I’m supposed to compose myself looking at these images

willyoufckinglookatthat

toastbutteregg

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me: how do churches deal with gluten at communion

first response on a catholic forum:

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The Roman Catholic church is the only Christian faith with any mettle.

hvlthgxth-deactivated20241124

It’s not bread. It’s Jesus, dipshit. Next question.

regrettablyjake

It’s jesus, but also jesus’ body activates Celiac’s

Anne Frank said NO

Hathaway

Rich people truly live in a different dimension

beowulf22121

Yes! They do! I’ve been trying to get that point to stick and people just don’t follow. The president thinks insurance costs $12 a year.

My old boss’s sister didn’t think we should be paid enough to afford smart phones because (her words) “You peasants work for us, peasants don’t deserve enough money for those things.”

I was once invited to a dinner event. Turns out there was a raffle. I mentioned that if I had known I’d have stopped at the bank for some cash. Nothing was said, but the “You don’t carry a minimum $200 everywhere?” was felt in the body language of everyone within 50 feet. Old boss would get KFC every day. He was hospitalized and had to have bits of intestine removed. First day back he was eating KFC because “Well the doctor fixed everything, so why not?”

If old boss didn’t take home a million dollars in a month the company was “Having a bad time of things.” That’s not sales, or total gain, that’s his paycheck. He owned the building so the company he owned that operated inside the building paid him $33,000 a month, and that didn’t count towards his paycheck. Monthly, his company would pay him rent greater than what he was paying me yearly, and it was so little to him that he didn’t count it as income.

To a rich person, something punishable by a fine is just a thing you have to pay for permission to do. You want to go to the movies? Sure that’s $8 a person. You want to park in the fire zone? Sure, that’s $750 for parking. No big deal.

Rich people live in such a different place than everyone else.

desperate-acts-of-capitalism

The ruling class is able to purchase actions with no concequences

sail-away-sweet-sister

Christmas 2020

time-for-maps

this changes everything oh my god

rosswoodpark

do you understand why it trips me out that people can drive 45 minutes and be in aNOTHER COUNTRY? I drive for 45 minutes and im like

a city over

isaia

I live in “Italy” and took a day trip to go to “Austria” and “Germany”

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#it is literally impossible to leave texas #you will be in texas #FOREVER

whitepajamas

Chums, that’s sweet, and all, but Australia just ate Texas for breakfast.

quietcarriage

If you drive for 45 minutes in Australia you aren’t a city over, you’re just 45 minutes away from the city.

buginateacup

If you drive for 45 minutes in Australia you may not even leave the cattle station.

cookie-sheet-toboggan

If you drive for 45 minutes in Canada you may not even leave your driveway.

no1hotmullyfan

If I drive 45 minutes in the us I’m just at another mcdonalds

slowspinningredemption

If I drive for 45 minutes in Northern Ireland I’m 10 minutes into the sea.

mattg124

I can’t drive.

clotpolesonly

stevenbuckys

what was the point of having red skull reappear in endgame if he wasn’t gonna come face to face with steve, he’s literally one of the most well known captain america villains😭 and then the writers saying steve wouldn’t recognize him, bitch he literally has a red skull, what’s there not to recognize😭