like slamming a door in an empty house

no name | 28 | i write and never finish anything

[loki-zen]

has anyone considered that it was probably her house too. where else was she supposed to put her chintz?

[mtndewpitchblack]

[zeelatunes]

how come nobody raps about the master emerald anymore

[footlongdingledong]

dip shit you are not turning into the joker. you are barely even turning into the penguin or th e ice guy

[willgrahamscock]

any time I tell my mutual about the fic i'm 'writing' and they ask me where they can read it

[railroadsoftware]

gamers aren’t so much a sub culture as they are a group of people that marketers were able to create so they could sell more expensive toys

[mckinleyhaditcoming-deactivated]

Which subcultures weren’t invented by marketers though

[railroadsoftware]

the yakuza

[crabanarchy]

They say ooooh be a good boy for daddy and you'll get a reward. But then the reward is just gay sex. This is bullshit. I wanted a skateboard

[crabanarchy]

Then they say if you're a bad boy daddy will punish you. But what's the punishment? More gay sex! You can't escape it. This whole damn place is in the pocket of Big Sex

[sailermoon]

this is how new yorkers @ mamdani

[sailermoon]

[kristina100000]

incredible picture found on the interwebs i had to share with everypony

[my-dailydreams]

[sashayed]

but ykw at least i'm not on mount everest. at least i'm not paying tens of thousands of dollars to slowly suffocate in a 300-person line at the gates of hell. never in my life will i have to be steered in a hypoxic stupor through the maze of poop and corpses atop mount everest. on this earth a lot of horrible things can happen to you without your permission but there are a few that you have to opt into. you can just say no thanks! and be guaranteed never to have to be on mount everest. much to be grateful for actually

[help-me-yes]

yes... ha ha ha... yes!

[yaoiblackmold]

[graygiantess]

"I hope your favorite character is played by an actor you hate!" Tired, unoriginal, etc.

"I hope your favorite character fucks your dad!" Devastating, weirdly specific, about to happen to Harry Bogosian in three weeks.

[newsandstuffisee]

[sillystigmata]

Y’all think this is a joke.

[sistertaxon]

his wife has filled his house with chintz

[wanlittlehusk]

[scifiseries]

[o-kurwa]

[remakesihavetoremake-deactivate]

Tell you what, we coulda had a good life together! Fuckin’ real good life! Had us a place of our own. But you didn’t want it, Archie’s dad! So what we got now is this old tree stump behind the construction lot! Everything’s built on that! That’s all we got, boy, fuckin’ all. So I hope you know that, even if you don’t never know the rest! You count the damn few times we have been together in nearly twenty years and you measure the short fucking leash you keep me on - and then you ask me about Mexico and tell me you’ll kill me for needing somethin’ I don’t hardly never get. You have no idea how bad it gets! I’m not you… I can’t make it on a coupla high-altitude fucks once or twice a year! You are too much for me archies dad, you sonofawhoreson bitch! I wish I knew how to quit you.

Well, why don’t you? Why don’t you just let me be? It’s because of you FP, that I’m like this! I’m nothin’… I’m nowhere… Get the fuck off me! I can’t stand being like this no more, FP.