NOT A HUMAN OF NEW YORK

History is a mystery that has been painted and tainted.

[topmeladies]

Don’t call me out like this

[thebootydiaries]

*orders something on amazon*

Me 5 mins later: where it at tho

[gothicprep]

the reason why people are so hard to read is because they are composed of the letters a, t, c, and g in random sequences and as im sure you know, that doesn’t spell anything

[foreverimthatgirl-deactivated20]

me: *literally about to burst into tears for no fuckass reason*

me to me:

[msmarvel]

Gone Girl (2014) dir. David Fincher

[magastrom]

[cloudbusting85]

other girls: floral print, a-line skirts, fuzzy sweaters, high heels. me: crispy tortillas topped with shredded beef mince, diced tomatoes and cheddar cheese. served with salsa verde.

[sleepbby]

me as a mother: girl what he do

[lingrix]

ive never said 1 coherent thing in my life

[melonmemes]

[girlfromthe-subway]

Best thing about winter is all the bugs r rotting in hell where they belong

[tredlocity]

Bridge the generation gap by combining old and new slang into one

[tredlocity]

Mood to the max!

[tredlocity]

Tubular af

[memeitism]

groovy, i hate it

[juza-the-cloud-deactivated20221]

If she breathes, she’s a square

[earendil-was-a-mariner]

Bilbo: wait I get it now. The dragon is a metaphor for greed and power. We need to ‘defeat’ it by being humble when we get the treasure.

Thorin: Bilbo, for the last time, it’s a real dragon and it has my gold

[misbehavingmaiar]

It’s living in my house, Bilbo

[lostinchaos]

someone else: *makes a mistake*

me: don't worry buddy! it is not a big deal! we can fix this! we'll figure it out!!

me: *makes a mistake*

me: i am irredeemable worthless garbage and i want to die

[jigglypuffsvevo]

talents: feeling like shit

[cemeterey]

[vanish]