[lostinephemera]

salem, 23, he/they

[9e978e]

via

[asakiyume]

A female and male norther cardinal enjoy a spot of tea. 

[achillesinhighheels]

[parkchanwoohoo]

[probuccalfat]

a GOATed move that not enough people know to pull is that when some dweeb man gets snarky about how he thinks astrology is dumb and not real, you gotta agree with him emphatically and then bait and switch hit him with “sooo stupid and misguided because we all know vedic astrology is the only legit and accurate astrology practice” dead serious. don’t even smile. double down when he’s confused or tries to laugh it off. you are now a scholar of the vedanga jyotisha and he doesn’t get it

[butchniqabi]

a broken link is a kind of dead wife

[creamsiclemelt]

all roads end at dog shane

[creamsiclemelt]

service sub shane who is buying cigarettes for ilya even though he hates that ilya smokes them. but he does it bc its what ilya likes. and as a reward, ilya occasionally uses him as an ashtray :)))

[naturalpr3y]

servicesub shane at the sochi olympics realizing that ilya is maybe going through something complicated ie being queer in russia for the first time and being like I need to go to him . I need to help . He needs my help . To feel better .

[shanesbeautifulmind]

shane hollander is such a fucking baller actually. becomes a hockey legend straight out of the cradle. gets plowed on the regular by the other best hockey player in the league. decides to try women for a change. immediately bags an s-tier bitch. goes hm. nah. turns around and aggressively pursues his situationship. makes it official within hours. he wants only the best and gets what he fucking wants

ignore the torment nexus this is not about her

[vedurnan-archive]

I don’t have followers. I have Sweeties,Darlings.. I don’t have any followers.

[weavingshaw]

yuna is actually the greek goddess nike whereas david hollander is just your Average Guy who managed to clumsily charm his way into her heart. so of course their offspring would be shane hollander aka a multi-time mlh champ who also happened to suit up before his first ever booty call

[lostinephemera]

i am SO TIRED but so so so happy

[bipolar4autistic]

theres a world where ilya casually mentions accomadations hes made for shane around their home to prepare for moving in together to yuna and shes like aww thats so nice that you tend to shanes Quirks tm . and ilya says something about googling how to make autistic roomate comfortable moving in and yunas expression kinda shifts and shes like. and why would you need to google that? :)? and ilya senses the tension immediately and looks to david for help whos like im gonna get a drink. does anyone want a drink? ilya ill go get you a drink. and flees the room

[swagsmeister]

sunmer never ends!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[tsalala]

The white female Birmingham cub has been injured. Possible causes include a feeding frenzy owing to the high number of lions in the Birmingham Pride and a crocodile attack.

Taken at Orpen Gate, Kruger National Park Photographed by Curteis Roberts

[tsalala]

this injury is from january 2025. she was one-and-a-half years old and healed perfectly well on her own without veterinary attention. the reserve she’s from has a strict non-interference policy wherein all injuries (if not caused by humans) and illness (if not high-risk, such as rabies and anthrax) are left alone for the sake of natural selection. plus, cats are more resilient than we think!

[vai-ish]

a picture since i didnt see one attached of her healed

[capacity2]

I’m not calling her the white princess