American Horror Story Sentence Starters (Seasons 1-4)
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âI used to think you were like me. You were attracted to the darkness. But, ______ you are the darkness.â
âItâs been insane here. First the cops were outside and some freak started banging on the door screaming about money.â
âYou got a dog. I needed you, and you got a DOG.â
âThereâs so much pain, you know? Thereâs so much.â
âI donât want to be here anymore! Iâm frightened! I miss my mother!â
âYouâre gonna regret it.â
âWe wanted to have a baby. We were gonna have this great lifeâŠâ
âI donât want to bother you, but Iâm hurt and needing some help.â
âI like it when you donât run. Makes it a whole lot easier to keep up.â
âHi, Iâm _____. Iâm dead. Wanna hook up?â
âWhat dream are you chasing? Or should I say, what dream is chasing you?â
âIâll wait. Forever if I have to.â
âDrink this. Thatâs it. Itâll make you forget.â
âYou might as well just Krazy Glue a stick of butter to your ass.â
âI got your flowers. They smelled of the gas station where you bought them. Red roses? Could you be more of a pathetic, cheap cliche?â
âThat girl/boy is a monster. I love her/him and Iâm a good Christian, but Jesus H. Christ..â
âIâm not some silly schoolgirl/boy. Iâm a woman/man. And I matter!â
âSomething has changed in you. Towards me. Youâre distant, cold.â
âClose your eyes and remember everything is gonna be okay. I love you.â
âMe? Iâm a beacon of compassion.â
âAll monsters are human. Youâre a monsterâ
âThere is no God. Not a God who would create the things I saw.â
âYou have no idea what it means to have lost you.â
âCome on, _____. Bend me over a bread rack and pound me into shape.â
âYou touch me again, you will die.â
âThatâs how it works for us freaks. We get blamed for everything.â
âRest up, dear. Youâre going under the knife in the morning, youâll need your strength.â
âPut that wine down. You look like a streetwalker.â
âYou know you got me in here just so you can undress me with your eyes.â
âIâm goddamn plucky, remember?â
âOne day, Iâll bury you.â
âI am tough. But Iâm no cookie.â
âAnd you were so drunk, you couldnât find your way home.â
âMental illness is the fashionable explanation for sin.â
âThe times may have changed, _____, but the nature of evil has not.â
âItâs the ultimate cosmic joke. You got me pregnant.â
âGod always answers our prayers, _____. Itâs just rarely the answer weâre looking for.â
âIf you look in the face of evil, evilâs gonna look right back at you.â
âI broke a beer bottle. I stabbed them. They will live, but they will never forget.â
âHell, Iâm the Queen/King of Candyland.â
âI know everything. Iâm the devil.â
âYou wanna be my slave tonight?â
âI give you my soul, and what do you give me in return?â
âYouâre weak-willed, boring, and your fashion faux pas give me nightmares.â
âPerhaps my talent is in the boudoir.â
âFollow my voice. Weâre all here waiting for you.â
âYou could offer me a unicorn that shit hundred dollar bills and Iâd still never give you nothing more than a headache.â
âDo me a favor. Die before Thanksgiving, so none of us have to suffer through that mess of raisins and Styrofoam you call stuffing.â
âPlayers only love you when theyâre playinâ.â
âSurprise, bitch. I bet you thought youâd seen the last of me.â
âAre you seriously ignoring me for dessert?â
âOh, what have we here, a romantic bubble bath?â
âIâm not scared of dying. Iâm scared of living like this. The constant pain and the ugliness.â
âIf heâs/sheâs dead, itâs probably because he/she got wasted and offered the Grim Reaper a handjob or something.â
âYou canât drink or fight. Youâre a little bitch.â
âItâs you that will end in flames. I swear it!â
âYouâve got a bulls-eye on your back, kiddo, and our biggest enemy is locked, loaded, and looking at you.â
âJesus, go change your clothes. Wear something⊠black.â
âItâs too hot, my frickinâ vaginaâs sweating.â
âIn this whole wide wicked world the only thing you have to be afraid of is me.â
âMy talent has been known to render men/women speechless, but youâll have to get over it if we are going to work together.â
âYou know my motto: always leave them wanting more.â
âHas anyone tasted your cherry pie?â
âOh, shut your disgusting mouth, you slut!â
âI tell you, sometimes I canât take it. They way they they look at us. They way they treat us.â
âYouâre a miracle worker. Youâre my salvation. I never dreamed I would have been able to do this with a real woman/man.â
âYou are a tattered waste of oxygen who bolsters his/herself with contempt for others.â
âIâm gonna sit here and watch you eat that entire bowl.â
âI think I have a bottle of schnapps. Perhaps youâd like to come inside?â
âYou are young and full of life. You should not be surrounded by death and disease.â
âLet me take your pain away. Replace it with love.â
âYouâre stuck on the rosy notion that the world operates on goodness, decency. Truth is - all goodness guarantees you is an early grave.â
âI hate you! I hate you! I hate you! I hate you! I hate you!â
âI was an idiot to think I had a chance with a girl/boy like you.â