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11 years of phil is not on fire (october 25, 2009)

2015 - Here are some gifs of Donald Trump being attacked by a bald eagle named Uncle Sam, literally the least patriotic thing that can happen to an American. [video]

kedreeva

I’m reblogging this again because I finally realized why this is so funny to me, as a bird person.

In the first gif, what you’re seeing is a man who has zero idea how to handle a bird. That’s a heavy bird, and he’s got his arm stretched out as far as it will go in an attempt to keep the bird away from his face. What that does is create unstable footing for Uncle Sam. The handler is there trying to hold up Trump’s arm, but the bird has already realized it needs to leave or it will fall. In the first gif the bird is not attacking Trump- it is trying to get away from him so it doesn’t get hurt.

In the second gif, what we see is a bird that remembers what just happened and is blaming Trump for it. Uncle Sam sees Trump reach for its tether, and makes a lunge at Trump’s hand to keep him away. The bird /does not/ want to hang out with Trump because it has learned that Trump has no idea what he is doing.

Uncle Sam is rejecting Trump based on Trump’s proven inability to properly handle Uncle Sam. And that is both hilarious and beautiful.

Good bird.

rainnecassidy

Always reblog Uncle Sam telling Trump to fuck off

why-animals-do-the-thing

This is a better explanation of these gifs than I could have given!

allaboardtheloonyexpress

I had to reblog this, for obvious reasons.

poetry-protest-pornography

A feel-good gif set

space-feminist

i’ve met Uncle Sam multiple times (the man helping trump in the first gif is his owner, and he travels around and gives presentations about birds of prey) and so i always find this super funny when it goes around because:

a) his owner was a bit too eager to tell us about meeting trump, but he also explained another thing that trump did wrong, which is that in the second gif, he approaches Uncle Sam from his blind side. naturally, Uncle Sam was startled and lashed out.

b) trump called him a “very dangerous bird”, but Uncle Sam is a rehabilitated bird who’s blind in one eye and has a bad wing, and he’s regularly included in nature presentations attended by children. i met him as a child. children are allowed to walk up to him as long as they don’t touch him because he’s a chill old bird who’s used to it.

the president of the united states is less respectful to an old harmless bird than a bunch of CHILDREN

nevertoofartowalk

Always reblog for Uncle Sam

iamanemotionaltimebomb

The birds name is actually UNCLE SAM?

hobeah

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rosarobot

I’m sorry Dan you’ve got a wonderful book and all but I had to I just had to do something about t h a t picture of you

cranewife

@danielhowell im lookin forward to your book :)

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