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“…Wh—”

Megu’s first reaction was to stiffen up, of course. Where he came from, something simply latching onto his leg was almost exclusively something to scream about. But when he looked down, all he could see was a somewhat sullen-looking little pale-haired child, with a gelatinous sort of body. Her arms kind of felt like those toys you found in “science” stores, the ones that are plastic tubes filled with water that slipped out of your grasp when you tried to shake them. Not that Megusuri would make that sort of connection, that is. He’d hardly think anything was odd at all.

Megusuri relaxed somewhat, looking down at the girl. “Aww, d-don’t scare me l-like that.” He patted her on the head tentatively, hoping she wouldn’t suddenly turn into some Lovecraftian terror. It had happened to him before. In recent memory. But she didn’t, and Megu allowed himself another internal sigh of relief. “Are you lost?”

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Guu felt that pat, and it was all she needed to feel better, considering how little her mood had dropped in the first place. Guu was a funny being. Any emotion she felt, it usually wasn't any deeper than a shallow puddle made by a five-minute rain shower. 

However, she knew enough about human psychology to know that just walking away at this point would depress this... creature, as from what she could tell, this multi-eyed being seemed very fragile, easy to affect psychologically. 

So, she did what she always did when she had to interact intricately with other humans (or human-like beings, in this case,) and promptly put on her most human face as she looked up at Megusuri.

"I-I'm sorry, sir..." She sniffled pathetically to enhance her facade. "I-I got separated f-from my p-parents... a-and lost my way..." 

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@ fatyanderepigeon

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[It was probably a bad idea to come out like this, interrupting the eerie silence of the infirmary. Silence that he much liked, not really particularly fond of people barging in and being loud and chattery - he was a being that enjoyed solitude and being left alone to his thoughts - people would more than often interrupt whatever he was thinking about with incessant, pointless question that he would have to respond in any way out of sheer politeness. 

He was not expecting a girl - another unique being that he absolutely held no interest on(his only interests being in science and research, the man couldn’t possibly be attached to anything else).

Shuu did not give her more than a single glance, eyes going back to the papers he was reading before being rudely interrupted. Usually, if you do this, you are killed. It was nothing more than an annoyance…

… Namely, Guu was completely ignored for the time being.]

- “Refrain from making such things at the infirmary.”

[… By no means a “friendly advice”. One could interpret this as a warning that he would not tolerate this once more.]

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Well, this was annoying.

Most humans would have some sort of extreme reaction to their personal space being broken into, reactions that she lived on as a self-proclaimed teacher of life-lessons, but this man hardly even bat an eyelash. Well, he did seem like the indifferent type... still, Guu wasn't having this.

Padding up to the desk where Shuu was oh-so-dedicatedly studying his papers, the girl's inhumanly apathetic eyes studied the desk, which was just at her eye-level, and spotted a pen, along with a small case, most likely where the doctor kept his glasses. Guu had found her targets.

Reaching an arm to grab both things with her two blob-like hands (it was a wonder she could even keep a hold on anything with them, really,) she opened wide... and swallowed both the pen and the glasses-case whole. The room was silent, except for a loud gulping sound, as if the two items had disappeared into a black hole rather than a stomach (which wasn't entirely untrue.)

Guu didn't even look at Shuu, feigning a blank expression, as if she was processing the feeling of the two items in her stomach, though she was still, preparing for his reaction.

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@ lostjungleboy

Her favorite part of the day had come. She'd held back on torturing Hare since Valentine's Day (for reasons she will forever refuse to disclose) and now, she figured that Hare had had enough time to lick his psychological wounds. It was time for some good old-fashioned torment.

Another reason that Guu had waited so long: this plan took a while to gather all the needed materials. Thankfully, she had found a shop deep within the jungle that sold Pokute dolls in bulk. There was so much, it was particularly hard to swallow, but it was all going to be worth it.

Stationing herself in Hare's room while she slept, she began to regurgitate the Pokute dolls one by one, filling the small room with them silently, until the floor wasn't even visible, and then started piling them on top of eachother. By the time she was done, even some parts of the ceiling were covered by a variation of Pokute dolls, all colors of the rainbow, all looking towards Hare's bed. This should be good.

Burying herself inside of the biggest clump of them, she awaited Hare's awakening, staring at him through a small hole in the Pokute clump. 

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How interesting! It wasn't often that Guu encountered a creature even somewhat as strange as herself. Humans, no matter how varied their skin, eye, body, and hair types could be, all inevitably looked the same, so it wasn't terribly hard to look like one, which is why the sight of the argus sparked a rare pang of homesickness within her.

Not warping her indifferent expression in the slightest, she walked forward and, feeling unlike herself, wrapped her semi-elastic arms around the tall man's leg, and just stayed there, silent but radiating the aura of a needy child.

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@ fatyanderepigeon

Guu wasn't really sure where she was going when she started wandering, nor did she give much thought to caring. As much as she enjoyed bothering Hare, she decided to give him a well deserved (she had tortured him with a special vigor in the past few days, in honor of St. Valentines day) break, and went off on her own.

Whether it was one hour, two hours, maybe, she ended up wandering into what seemed like a school of some sort, and after a few minutes of padding through the hallways with her somewhat gelatinous feet, was drawn to a particular door. The only door that seemed to have the very aura of darkness. Guu tilted her round head to look at the plaque on said door.

Dr. Iwamine Shuu

Interesting.

The little girl-resembling creature known as Guu, who's manners were rudely shoved aside for her morbid curiosity, reached out a semi-elastic arm and shoved the door open, not quite slamming it, but with enough force to make her appearance noticeable. She took a few steps into the room, eyes pinpointing to a tall, ponytailed man at a desk, staying completely silent in favor of the man's reaction. 

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ROBOTS OR DINOSAURS?

[She eyes the robot as if she's contemplating swallowing it whole.]