Happily Cynical

One day I'll jump, 30 Minnesota Moose

[depsidase]

[depsidase]

[hide-and-seekrets]

apologies to anyone who ever thought i was cool and reached out to me only to discover i am just a weird little hermit who can't carry on a conversation to save my life

[bnunybusiness]

[malglories]

i do feel somewhat ruined forever. but it’s okay we stay silly

[treecitysessions]

Why does everyone think fiction is just fantasy wish fulfillment now and not like an exploration of themes and ideas

[treecitysessions]

People will be like “this movie is evil and gross because it depicts a predatory relationship” and then you watch the movie in question and it’s about how preying on young women is bad and impacts their lives negatively

[treecitysessions]

“Why would they do this instead of just making everyone in the movie nice and normal and good” so we would have this conversation….

[dollievodka666-deactivated20241]

can we be creepy n unsettling together plz

[ararebreedstory]

For the longest time, when people would say "Cryptocurrency," this is what I'd imagine.

[ellynneversweet]

[dat-soldier]

it works differently in the kink comics

[beardedmrbean]

👑👑👑

[abigail-rytel]

Reading articles about MrBeast's dominance of YouTube is fucking bizarre because, from my perspective, the dude isn't even on YouTube. I've never watched one of his videos. YouTube has, to the best of my knowledge, never recommended one of his videos to me. Every thumbnail screenshot of his looks like something you could tell me was a photoshopped parody of YouTube culture, and I'd believe you. No one I follow on YouTube ever mentions him, even negatively or in passing. The first time I ever heard his name was in regards to the quality of his ghost kitchens. The only way I know he isn't a mass, shared hallucination is that I've witnessed the thoroughly mid-looking chocolate bars he sells at Walmart for some reason

[televisionenjoyer]

"if tumblr dies you can find me on bluesky" "if tumblr dies you can find me on Instagram" if tumblr dies you cannot find me. It's over. I'm free.

[t-800]

albums with songs that flow right into each other suck the dick meat right off the bone

[tenorgender]

bitches hate me for my earnest whimsy and my pathological degree of avoidant behavior

[danatron1]

Hi real quick does anyone have the cat gif that goes like this

[sir-josh-of-art-deactivated2024]

Found and saved one from this very hellsite:

[trvlytylar]

send me a song.

[observingzombie]

Just a friendly reminder, the moss loves you and the mushrooms think your kinda cute.