lostporpoise

Marissa/27 she/her in search~

[lostporpoise]

hater mode why do guys scrunch their foreheads in pictures??? ive never seen a good forehead scrunch pic yku just look 15 years older

[mousemilf-deactivated20250508]

its actually very silly that if ur any type of art kid as a teenager everyone is like oh have u thought abt graphic design or advertising. yeah the little emo dude who fills sketchbooks with anime gore all day would be great at making customers buy product.

[lostporpoise]

love how drs can be like ‘you dont get your prescriptions until you see us’ meanwhile ive had an appointment scheduled for 2 months (earliest opening they have) for. My monthly prescription

[solongfranklloydwright]

the french beatles

[solongfranklloydwright]

jean, paul, george, et ringeaux

[solongfranklloydwright]

[lostporpoise]

then they’ll see

[secondbeatsongs]

[AMV] Jon Arbuckle - You’re Gonna Go Far Kid

this is one of my favorite videos on the internet, and it kills me that the source has been silenced by youtube’s copyright system, so I’m putting it here!

I have seen a version of this on tumblr before, but the audio in that one is just a little bit off because that person edited it back in themselves

but today, I am proud to present the original video, sent to me by Crispy Crungy, who gave me permission to upload it here and share it with you all!

enjoy!

[stainedglasssqurriel]

I love this description. It reads like a dedication speech for an art museum. Like we’re all witnesses to this video being interred in the Met. Preserving these things is important, and they really captured that.

[lostporpoise]

Im so sad its been like 2 months and nobody is playing uni already…… even my friends just do tekken

[girlnephew]

[rslashrats]

???

[red-lipstick]

Tom Gauld (Scottish, b. 1976) - The Reason I Stayed In The House All Day    Drawings  (All perfectly valid reasons)

[ivan-fyodorovich-deactivated202]

this has aged well

[greatmountainfloofsquatch]

We’ve all had these days.

[aletheyass]

[pjackk]

Ok kicked from my dnd group again cuz they want to spend all day doi g stupid shit pod cast shit all day like fucking the elf or the animal when im trying so hard and putting so much emotional effort into making sure we have food do eat its a world of evil so its very easy to becoming a starving person and the dungeoneer doesnt even have rules for how to make my type of food so its not imersive whaysoever yup just keep smothering that elf cock

[thisuserhaspassed]

When they say “I love you” but Naruto told Sasuke “I will bear the burden of your hatred and die with you.”

[deaddolin]

[sluttynurse]

yuri moments

[lostporpoise]

WOW is this real…..

[tsunderemployee]

they had digimon in the bible

[governmentemployee]

They still don't have souls >_>

[smileblister-deactivated2024060]

You know what? No.. Fuck you!!! Digimon are gods creatures, you are just jealous the only special attack you know is WANTON CRUELTY. All Digimon have souls. Terriermon is the prophet of a new age and you will face serious spiritual repercussions for this kind of rhetoric. Think before you speak, for once in your life.

[governmentemployee]

You sound sooooooooooooooo fucking evangelical right now, you are so desperate to legitimize your little computer programs that you force to battle eachother that you will pretend they have souls LAUGHABLE. One of the key parts of going to heaven is free will, what free will does Augomon have? YOu think he wants to go on adventures? I am not going to go to hell for this, actually I am going to take over the digicomputer and hack the net and live forever idiot, also does anyone know this guy?

[tsunderemployee]

youre fucked and evil for real

[wagamaggot]

aplatonic aromantic asexual polycule

[wagamaggot]

coworkers

[memingursa-deactivated20250625]

The opposition to the death penalty in me leaving my body when I think about the tech guys responsible for this

[ofdarklands]

[averyterrible]