[hootaloodle]

Fuck yea go Toriel

[demonfella]

Rare footage of Toriel after the barrier has broken, freedom well spent

[red-garden]

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard

[whimsical-catacombs]

she's got legs for days? okay well i've had legs for over 24 years

[the-bread-of-lovers]

Ursula trying to convince the prince to not marry Ariel

[sludgebitch]

"🥪" is shorthand for "🍞🧀🍅🥬🍞"

[cursedgreendayimages]

the next time someone asks what this country is like i’ll just send them this

[leona-florianova]

-  Velký noční hlídač / Watchman

- author of the videomaping Milan Cais 

-photography ©ČTK,  ©David Peltán, MAFRA.

[oceaxe-ifdawn]

how do we get them to stop doing that

[vampmilf]

they also blink and move btw in case anyone was wondering if it could get worse

[augustdementhe]

Well that’s just FANTASTIC.

[blackboxprophet]

@vague-magnus-archives @entities-of-posts

[sweaterkittensahoy]

You can take the Czech Republic out of the socialist surveillance apparatus, but you can’t take the apparatus out of the Czech Republic.

[vergak]

I'm a hard pillow hard mattress man. I need reliability. I don't want something to change into a completely different shape when I touch it, that's lying and I don't like liars.

[vergak]

[mammalianmammals]

[nyancrimew]

blue raspberry is fucked up cause it doesn't make sense but then u taste it and it Does taste like if a raspberry was blue

[paxamericana]

[catcrumb]

[thatonemoonie]

This is probably the funniest thing I’ve ever seen in my life

source

[doubleca5t]

this is about what I would expect from the author of Azumanga Daioh writing a Sailor Moon doujin

[gulano]

My favorite part of Hirohiko Araki writing is when he shamelessly reads wikipedia at you as if every character in the story knows fun facts about everything

I genuinely mean this as a compliment.

It's iconic.

Jojo's Bizarre Adventure Part 9: The JoJoLands chapter 36

[gulano]

THE MOST BASED CHARACTER IN FICTION

HELL YEAH

#Gal x Gal Yuri chapter 15

[sutexii]

ABSOL Print ✦ X

[mtfoss]

I do suffer the american condition of liking to drink huge drinks

[luxwing]

Lemme get a little sippy

[cyanocittae]

my friend keeps sending the groupchat voice notes of her eating bussy and calling it "asmr"..... bro go study for your physics exam 😭

[cyanocittae]

hi sorry uh. incredible miscommunication on my part lmfao.

my bad yall

[justsomeguycore]

who up momenting they mori