#this is trash

[twisted-kiwiz]

“I’m Gonna Lick You”

Telling the creeps that you’re gonna lick them

Includes: Tim, Brian, BEN, Toby, and Jeff

CW: None really but Brian’s is slightly suggestive? and Ben’s is definitely suggestive

Requested by: Anon

a/n: my jeff ones are lowkey trash (all of these are actually) but i just love making fun of him im sorry 💔

[grayidiphy]

They are so cute and pathetic 😭

[cs-rinnsomnia]

Everyone knows that Ghost is as unreadable as they come. Always serious, never shows emotion, the works.

Until one night when Johnny brings in a stray cat onto base. It’s a cute little thing. Black cat, around 8 weeks old. He found it prowling around back by the dumpsters while he was out on his nightly run. Deciding to name it Ghostie. (How could he not)

Ghost pretended to hate it. Always acting like it was a nuisance around the rest of the Lads.

Until one morning, Soap couldn’t sleep. Deciding to go sit in the common room to clear his head.

And what does he find?

Ghost

Dead asleep on the couch. Ghostie curled up on his chest. Purring up a storm. His arms wrapped around it all protectively. Daring anyone to disturb the sleeping void.

Soap was grinning like a fool. His heart about to explode out of his chest as he snapped a photo of the two. Sending it immediately to the forces group chat.

Not even two minutes later, all of 141 was gathered in the doorway to take a peek.

They’d never say anything (yet)

But price definitely had that photo saved for a rainy day. And Johnny had it already set as his background.

[mvxiie]

jealous (?) guy bestfriend x male reader

pt. 1

what has gotten into you lately? kian stood there, thinking. his internal question still lingering as he watched you, sitting on the couch, giggling like a little school girl while texting away on your phone.

he knew the reason as to why you were soo.. giddy.

you met a girl, started talking, late nights sending memes and gifs to each other, went on a couple dates.. boom. you're dating. .. but why did it bother your best friend so much? you didn't notice his off behavior. how he's been more distant, he's been calling less, not many frequent visits to each other's place anymore. that means no more taco tuesdays, you're doing that with HER now.. no more random late night drives, no more bar hopping, no more.. anything.

why is kian being soooo distant all of a sudden? we're still bros, nothings gonna change that!

right?

[ name ].

of course you don't answer.

[ name ].

ah- yeah? hol on holon-- sar is telling me something, lemme finish reading this text from her

bro, do you even care anymore?

kian sat on the couch next to him, sighing heavily. this is unbelievable.. you're at his house- HIS HOUSE. and you're seriously pulling this shit? you can't put the fucking phone down for more than a literal minute, this is so suffocating.

he thought of something, his lips curling up into a smile. hey, [ name ]. you know that new game that just came out? you wanna go out and get it before its gone---

oh, dude, are you talkin about gta 6? sarah bought it for us last week, we've been playing it since. it's seriously so fucking addicting, the plot is a lot more interesting this time than the last gta. you should buy it and see for yourself.

bro, what the fuck. it's-- it's like

is he invisible?

kian, your friend of 8 years, was fucking replaced by a girl. a girl?? a girl. your girlfriend.

it's like you completely forgot he was ever even in your life. everything you guys have ever done, it's all being replaced by her. her. fucking sarah. what kinda name is sarah anyway? so basic, sucha basic stupid fucking name for a gir---

hey dude, i'm gonna bounce. sarah has her period right now and she's got like reeaally bad cramps.

oh yeah, no, that's cool. are we still on to go to the movi--

kay, thanks! you're a good friend. you get my situation so much. later loser.

'you get my situation so much, later loser'?

..

WHAT THE FUCK??

anger and jealousy rising, bubbling inside of him. he grabbed the end of the coffee table and flipped it over, throwing it to the other side of the room.

SARAH AND HER STUPID FUCKING CRAMPS?? REALLY? IS THAT SUCH AN EXCUSE? YOU CAN'T BE AWAY FROM HIM FOR A FUCKING HOUR YOU STUPID- BITCH!

yelling out into the void of his home, plopping himself onto the couch again, his fingers grabbing and yanking at his hair, eyes watering slightly, tears threatening to pour.

why won't you fucking notice me? i'm your best friend, me! kian! i've been with you since we were thirteen!! and now she comes strolling in your life, you completely forget 8 years of your life, just like that??

enraged. the jealousy is too much to handle.

he has to make a stand somehow. show you that he's here too and that she isn't the only person in your pathetic fucking life.

he has to make you understand. understand where he's coming from.

maybe he should follow you back home? yeah, that sounds good. maybe he could yell some sense into that dumb blonde girl too while he's at it.

he grabbed his keys off the countertop, yanking his coat off the hanger and shoving himself out the door.

he's gonna learn that i'm the only person he should be paying attention to.

[zzombielikesboobs]

Lex Luthor has always been called eccentric, a man of action and not words, socially active and ridiculously extroverted, but he is famous and every famous person has their flaws. Lex is aroused by the suffering of a specific third party; it's more like an unhealthy hyperfixation than a common sexual attraction. He likes to see him suffer, he likes to see him cry, he likes to see him on the verge of an emotional collapse where the only way out is submission and misery. Lex recorded his battles, he record their reactions, he record every little detail of their encounter, and it's way more exciting than a super-produced porn video, it’s a fact; Superman's weakness makes him cum.

[helena-and-helena-meta]

*Explodes*

His servos were cold—all metal, nothing soft about them. But there was softness in his touch. The way he caressed your cheek, so gently, as if you were a porcelain vase that could shatter at any moment.

Soundwave was never good with emotions. He could feel them radiating from everyone around him—a constant stream of static that assaulted his processor.

But around you, all he ever felt was... love. Happiness. No fear. No hatred. Just something pure. Uncorrupted.

And he never wanted to lose that.

Every time he entered recharge, he held you close to his spark. He could feel your heartbeat—so soft. And you were always so warm.

So small compared to him… yet so full of love.

You loved him. Even when he never showed you his face. You didn’t mind.

He cherished the kisses you pressed to his mask. The sound of your voice, speaking in a tone only meant for him, as you sat perched on his shoulder.

Your music was strange compared to Cybertronian harmonics, but watching you dance through his habsuite made him love it too.

He loved everything about you.

Your voice. Your eyes. Your touch. Your smile. Your... humanity.

Humanity.

Humanity...

Humanity...

Such a short-lived species.

He had spent so many years with you.

And yet—he, so observant, had never noticed the lines slowly forming on your face. Had never truly seen how your dancing grew slower. How your hair began to gray.

You had aged so much.

Now, he held you close—your body cold.

Cold like his.

He could no longer see your smile. Couldn’t hear your laugh. Couldn’t hear the sweet nothings you used to whisper into his audials.

You would never speak to him again.

But Soundwave refused to let those memories fade.

You had been more than a moment. You were an experience. His everything.

And as he looked down at your still, lifeless form in his hands, he realized—

You were still beautiful to him.

As beautiful as those roses you once showed him.

He laid your body down among those flowers.

And then, he played your favorite song.

As if... as if you might get up and dance again.

Even though he knew—

You never would.

[mintsstory8]

Really wanted this to turn out better

Did I forget to mention I like oven smash? 🥹