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@lostwithahat
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Jefferson sat in the crowded diner, sipping at his tea as he sat in the corner, watching the crowd interact as a... roughly teenage boy walked in, Jefferson's eyebrow raising in curiousity. It was a new face, to him, and the boy seemed... partially predatory. It was rather funny, to Jeff. He grinned, then chuckled slightly as he watched, carefully paying attention to everything around him.
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Jefferson looked up at the woman, a faint smile spreading across his lips as he sat at the bar. He looked slightly out of date, and yet still seemed to blend decently. "Mind if I buy you a drink, dear?"
I need to get back into the swing of things, so like this if ya want a starter perhaps?
”But— Look, I’m in a very important quest, and I need
Rumpelstiltskin to help me. That is all I can tell you, mister. Now, if you don’t want to help me, I’ll just go find someone that will. Good day.”
"Fine. But when the Dark One puts you into servitude or takes your first born, don't say you weren't warned." A quick toss of the hat to the ground brought swirling portal accompanied by a woosh coming from it. Jefferson reached out his hand, looking at the girl. "We have to go in it together. And leave together. Rules of the hat, not my own."
”What’s worse than being incinerated? Actually, never mind, I just— I’m looking for Rumpelstiltskin. I need his help with something.”
"There's a great deal that's worse than incineration. At least incineration is quick. I'm quite serious though, I need more than just you need his help, I sort of gathered that myself."
"So you can either talk to me, or you can simply not find him. I don't mind either way. I don't even need much, dear."
lostwithahat replied to your post:lostwithahat replied to your post://*sighs* okay,…
IT FUCKS UP ALL THE THINGS. ALL OF THEM. GAHHHHHHHH. *flails*
yeah pretty much-
well u said *flails* so- *le bonus gif*
Jeff is just like "My mun is not okay pls help. No what are you doin mun. Mun pls."
“Take me to him, then!”
"Only one problem with that, dear. See, if I take you to him without knowing what you're wanting, or even if I take you to him and you ah, get him angry, I have a high chance of being incinerated. Or worse. So I'm afraid I'll need to know what exactly you're looking for. I may be more help than he, actually. My prices are much less... steep."
”No, it doesn’t. Just tell me where I can find him and I’ll be on my way.”
"I'm afraid I can't do that. See, the Dark One either gets found, or you get brought to the Dark One. There's no other choice. And he only is found when he wants to be."
"So really, one of the only options you have, is me. Because I know where the Dark One lives."
”I can’t tell you.”
"Makes it a bit hard for me to help, doesn't it?"
“Hi, uhm… Do you know where I can find a man called Rumbel— Uh, Rum— Uhm, R-Rumpelstiltskin?”
"I know where to find a great many men. Why do you seek The Dark One though, miss?"
"A very Merry Unbirthday to you, dear. Do cheer up? I hear there's quite a tea party going on." //cheer up art senpai uwu
lostwithahat
"Oh, uh, thanks, but I’m not a huge fan a’ tea?"
"Lost, aye, that sounds about right. I have a bad habit of getting myself lost." She knew a rabbit, but probably not the one he was talking about. Still, it would explain her waking up in the middle of Wonderland, if this really was Wonderland and not some crazy dude’s backyard.
"I have my sources," Autumn said cheerfully, reaching for another cookie. "My employer, he knows lots more about this place than I do. Wonderland, Neverland, all those lovely places!"
"Not exactly a bad habit there, dear. Could lead to a great adventure, being lost." He nodded, raising an eyebrow at her comment about an employer. "Your... employer? Has he been to Wonderland before? How many lands has he visited? There's so many." He paused, reaching up and rubbing his chin, looking over the girl. "You don't seem to be dressed like a portal jumper... where are you from? What's your... land? And more importantly, what do you know of me? You didn't inquire about my title, which is rather odd I suppose but now that I think of it..."
"A very Merry Unbirthday to you, dear. Do cheer up? I hear there's quite a tea party going on." //cheer up art senpai uwu
lostwithahat
"Oh, uh, thanks, but I’m not a huge fan a’ tea?"
Autumn giggled despite herself at the show, crossing her legs underneath her. “Are you? My apologies, I’m a little out of sorts at the moment. My name’s Autumn.”
Wonderland… make that a lot out of sorts. “I don’t know. I didn’t mean to come here— can’t recall how I did,” she replied, taking a cookie. “Maybe I need some time among the mad people?”
"Oh, oh my. Out of sorts? Whatever do you mean?" Jefferson's head tilted, setting the plate of cookies beside the hat, smiling as she giggled at the teapot's display, a faint chuckle coming from his lips. "You know, you really musn't laugh too much at her, she'll get an ego."
He gave a quick, reassuring smile. "Lost, then? It happens often. Perhaps you fell down the rabbit hole? It's usually the cause, blasted rabbit is so very clutzy and forgetful." He smiled wider at the statement, looking at her curiously. "Well we're all mad here, luv. Although how you knew that, I've no idea."
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Tinkerbell and Blue - Quite a Common Fairy
❛ — sounds perfect. ❜
tink shot jefferson a light grin and held out her arm for him to take.
He grinned, easily slipping his arm through hers, letting his hand slip down to take hers as he started walking toward Granny's. "How was your day, darling Tink?"
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❛ would right now be the wrong time for me to ask you out for drinks? ❜
"Right now is the perfect time to ask me out for drinks. Granny's?"
