Queen of Everything

Charlotte 'Lottie' Lopez. Nineteen years old. Daughter of Marley and Santana. Sister of Andrew, Olivia and Christopher Lopez. Published author.

[lottie-lopez]

[lottie-lopez]

Job hunting is a bitch

[masonxanderson]

Do something that you’re good at, easy at that.

[lottie-lopez]

Sex and writing, that's what I'm good at. And no publishing companies are throwing themselves at me to give me advanced paychecks for books I haven't written

[lottie-lopez]

Job hunting is a bitch

[theroderickmeeks-blog]

Yeah, your hair would be an issue with hair nets. Where did you apply?

[lottie-lopez]

Coffee shops, before I realized they're technically food service. So bad news, I'm going to have to start charging you for sex. It's my only option. 

[lottie-lopez]

Job hunting is a bitch

[theroderickmeeks-blog]

What kind of job are you getting?

[lottie-lopez]

Nothing in the food service industry. I don't do hair nets. 

[lottie-lopez]

Job hunting is a bitch

[masonxanderson]

Sex really is amazing, so I don’t really blame you, I’d rather enjoy it then it be nothing for me.

[lottie-lopez]

I'm just going to see how long I can avoid going home and just tell my moms I'm still looking before they cut me off financially. 

[lottie-lopez]

Job hunting is a bitch

[addischue-blog]

Tell me some of your skills or talents. 

[lottie-lopez]

I give a mean blow job.... really most of my talents are sexual. Also I write. A lot. 

[lottie-lopez]

Job hunting is a bitch

[masonxanderson]

There’s always becoming a hooker, but I don’t see you doing that, too pretty to be a hooker.

[lottie-lopez]

I thought about that, but I figured if I start doing it for work, then I won't enjoy it as much when i do it for fun and then I really lose. 

[lottie-lopez]

Job hunting is a bitch

[addischue-blog]

It really is. I’m sure you’ll find something!

[lottie-lopez]

I'm already over this job searching thing. 

[lottie-lopez]

Job hunting is a bitch

[masonxanderson]

Oh, you poor thing.

[lottie-lopez]

I wasn't made for this working girl life. I need to find a new option. 

[lottie-lopez]

Job hunting is a bitch

[theroderickmeeks-blog]

I don’t think that’s the reason.

[lottie-lopez]

It's definitely the reason. 

[lottie-lopez]

Job hunting is a bitch

[masonxanderson]

It can’t be that bad.

[lottie-lopez]

They wanted me to wear a hair net. 

[lottie-lopez]

Job hunting is a bitch

[lottie-lopez]

I can’t mooch off my parents forever. 

[theroderickmeeks-blog]

No, I imagine you can’t. I’m surprised they let you mooch off them this long.

[lottie-lopez]

It's.because Im adorable.

[lottie-lopez]

Job hunting is a bitch

[theroderickmeeks-blog]

Why are you job hunting?

[lottie-lopez]

I can't mooch off my parents forever. 

[lottie-lopez]

Job hunting is a bitch

[dylanxbanks-deactivated20150129]

This is where the gym suggestion comes back into play, lazy ass.

[lottie-lopez]

Wow, rude. 

[lottie-lopez]

Job hunting is a bitch

[dylanxbanks-deactivated20150129]

You’ve got nice tits. Become a stripper.

[lottie-lopez]

I couldn't hold myself up on the pole. 

[lottie-lopez]

Job hunting is a bitch

I was never meant to work. This is not my calling. 

[lottie-lopez]

Text - Lottie

Brian: Have you had any interesting customers yet?

Lottie: none worth mentioning. They all can't kiss.