joel’s girl

30s 🪷 F 🪷 masterlist 🪷 18+

[lotusbxtch]

hi there! this is my secret lil smutty pedro & oscar space.

F | 30s | AAPI (baby) bi cis woman

Click here for my fanfic masterlist!

My fanfics/writings are 18+ mature, MDNI! I may write explicit content, mature themes, etc. I will always include warnings before each fic.

First and foremost, this space is a welcoming and safe space! I support the LGBTQIA2S+, BIPOC, and marginalized communities.

I am here to read fanfic but I am also writing fanfic now! I read/write Pedro Pascal and Oscar Isaac Cinematic Universes fanfics, and as my name says, I am the biggest simp for Pedro's Joel Miller. I try to write as authentically inclusively as possible, but my Reader inserts are primarily female, although there’s minimal if any description of Reader. I have appropriate warnings/details of extent of Reader descriptions in each fic. If you prefer M/NB/GN/trans Reader inserts, I can point you in the direction of some amazing writers who do so on the regular! I write what I like to read, and while I aim for inclusivity, if you don't like what you see, feel free to leave my blog. No pressure to stick around if it's not for you!

I DO NOT WRITE RPF! I will never write RPF so please don’t ask.

My inbox is open for questions and requests! ❤️ However, I don’t write every day nor super consistently, as I have a full time job, so I may not get to your requests right away. I also ask for feedback/opinions on WIPs, so keep an eye out for those.

I'm also on AO3 under lotusbxtch if you prefer to read there! Works will be uploaded here first and then on AO3 when I have time.

Oh, and if you wanna read why I fell into the Pedro fandom, click here!

CLICK HERE if you read my TLOU/Joel Miller fics for more information on how Zionism and the Israeli occupation of Palestine influenced/informed the source material.

CLICK HERE for ways to help Palestine (credit to @sulfurcosmos for the info!)

[kyloispunk]

Did someone say BROAD???

The updated version with Clint🤍

(I did not create these gifs, credits to the amazing owners- middle gif by @iamasaddie)

Just going to continue to add to this post until I die

Shoutout @copperhalfcent🩶 Definitely have to add Harry!

FRANKIE!!! (thanks @intheorangebedroom 🧡)

[longhairvixen]

[paper-mario-wiki]

do not forget the patron saint of these weeks that we celebrate ourselves proudly and openly in the streets

her name was Marsha P Johnson, and we have her to thank for so much.

remember, the first Pride was a riot, and she was one of the brave souls who endured it to help carve the path which so many of us walk today. she helped found several activist groups regarding LGBT safety and wellbeing. and she was absolutely radiant, too.

thank you, Marsha. we remember you.

[ororium-z]

Happy Pride!

[rootbeergoddess]

Every pride, you must reblog this. No exceptions

[thesaltofcarthage]

I love that four different people on my feed scheduled this joyous person to reblog by 8am on June 1. I look forward to seeing this a dozen more times today.

[gaily-daily]

That’s why his hair is so big. It’s full of secrets

[the-semicolonoscopy]

It’s Pride Month Eve, so leave out some milk for Freddie Mercury and his cats.

[the-semicolonoscopy]

Time for the annual Pride Month reblog of Freddie Mercury and his fabulous cats!

[penvisions]

acute adoration {masterlist}

Pairing: Jack Abbot x F! Reader, with a sprinkle of Michael "Robby" Robinavich x F! Reader

Summary: Being a doctor is a lot of work, especially when you've got your own slew of health issues. Luckily, you're surrounded by people who are more than happy to help, including your close friend who prefers to go by Robby and his enamoring friend Jack Abbot.

Word Count: ongoing

Warnings: canon language, canon gore, canon medical descriptions and scenarios, will keep it to a minimum, but there will be medical jargon a bit, medical situations, health issues, reader has hip problems cause i have hip problems, jack is an military vet, jack is an amputee, talk of phantom limb syndrome, talk of chronic pain, chronic illness, sexual undertones, flirting, mutual attraction, sexual themes, eventual smut, p in v, protected p in v, more to be added!

A/N: this totally snuck up on me, i woke up and just had to get this down somewhere hehe, should only be a few parts

part i

part ii

part iii

part iv

dividers and banners by the lovely @saradika-graphics and @cafekitsune

[penvisions]

SOMEONE @lotusbxtch told me to just indulge and write a fourth chapter so that's what's gonna happen. part three was just posted!!

[lotusbxtch]

I love peer pressuring you for things that benefit all of our filthy brains hehehehehehe

[video-store-clerk]

If you don't talk to your girl while you are eating her pussy, telling her how good she tastes, how pretty it is, or just straight up moaning as you suck her clit between your lips, you aren't doing it right.

[lotusbxtch]

[video-store-clerk]

If you don't talk to your girl while you are eating her pussy, telling her how good she tastes, how pretty it is, or just straight up moaning as you suck her clit between your lips, you aren't doing it right.

[just-another-cat-blog]

pride month!!!

[lemonsharks]

Is that a miette?

[jeanjauthor]

Pride for you!  Pride for a thousand years!!

[lost-and-cursed]

you COME OUT to miette? you come out to her as queer? oh! oh! pride for mother! pride for mother for One Thousand Years!!!!

[special-lucky-chosen-one]

I fucking hate it here

[some-sort-of-ecologist]

For those of you with android devices, you can use the Android Debug Bridge (ADB) standalone app control program to get rid of all the bloatware, data mining, and AI crap - no coding needed!

[d-e-w-p]

save

[clatterbane]

There are also Android-based alternatives like GrapheneOS and LineageOS, which are pretty easy to install. These are unfortunately available for a more limited range of devices (Graphene is ironically Pixel only, while Lineage supports more), but it's very worth checking out whether one of them might work for your phone.

GrapheneOS: the private and secure mobile OS

GrapheneOS is a security and privacy focused mobile OS with Android app compatibility.

LineageOS Android Distribution

Typing this from Graphene now, in fact. But, both of those take the Android Open Source Project, without all the bloatware--and largely de-Google the whole thing. They give you much more control over privacy and what the apps you choose to install can do and access on your phone.

I know Graphene sandboxes everything, including the optionally installed Google Play Services which a lot of apps unfortunately require to run. (Lineage uses an alternative to Play Services instead.) So, you can install what would normally be unacceptably intrusive apps and just lock them away from pulling any funny shit with your data, or phoning home. Including the couple of Google things I do still keep around.

I also prefer running much more transparent, privacy-respecting open source apps where possible. Besides the transparency, I'd rather avoid the shitty tech corps entirely where I can. There are pretty good alternatives available for a lot of the usual suspects.

AlternativeTo lets you find apps and software for Windows, Mac, Linux, iPhone, iPad, Android, Android Tablets, Web Apps, Online, Windows Tab

An alternative app store:

F-Droid - Free and Open Source Android App Repository

F-Droid is an installable catalogue of FOSS (Free and Open Source Software) applications for the Android platform. The client makes it easy

[clatterbane]

Also just going to leave this here.

ReVanced

Continuing the legacy of Vanced.

GitHub - ReVanced/revanced-manager: 💊 Application to use ReVanced on Android

💊 Application to use ReVanced on Android . Contribute to ReVanced/revanced-manager development by creating an account on GitHub.

This lets you pretty easily patch some of the worst offender corporate apps to make them behave better.

[hexenmond]

I have a Fairphone 3 running /e/OS and I couldn’t be happier. I think it was a lineageOS fork years ago. Supports a fair range of devices and the community is super helpful. You can also buy phones with it preinstalled!

your data is YOUR data

[fic-dumpster]

[beardedmrbean]

[theman]

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

[tattooedzombigirl]

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

[secondlina]

Reblogging because it’s a damn potato and I want to encourage people to assume potatoes are magical.

[plagued-roses]

MAGIC POTATO GO!🥔

[thaumbody]

here we go again

reblogging the golden potato

hoping it will work

that my life will get a perk

[angelwings-crossbowstrings]

Always reblog the potato.

[wreneddieilysm]

Rebloged.

[theperksofbeingahugefuckingcunt]

Apparently my stepdad and I are fucking psychically linked because ?? every single time he makes chili for dinner I get a migraine. Without fail. And it became like a ha ha running joke because it happened so many times but now I’m living 3 hours away from my parents and I just texted my mom and

WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME

[theperksofbeingahugefuckingcunt]

Happy disability pride month

[nose-bl]

via @ninjahijabimuse​

this is so much better i love it

[jungwildeandfree]

and while we’re at it, fuck this idea that ONE ACCOUNT has to belong uniquely to ONE PERSON. This is the same thing these silicon valley fucks want; their vision of the future where everyone has a unique biometric ID code implanted in their body is the ultimate extension of Netflix’s “no password sharing” policy. You want to use your friend’s car? Sorry, you can’t, you need to be an authorized user. Your mother wants to let you look something up on her OED account? Too bad! That’s only for her! The concept of perfect market efficiency gives them greedy little money bag eyes.

If I pay money to have a newspaper sent to my house, they don’t charge me extra when I show it to my dad. This password sharing thing isn’t just a Netflix problem; don’t be surprised if it shows up elsewhere in other forms. Stamp this idea out now or we’ll be stuck with it.

[jungwildeandfree]

This is by far the most popular post I have and I have to say: good, I’m right. Password sharing and ID verification are going to kill the internet. not oooh in 50 years. in like 5 more.

[sentientsky]

repeating this to myself forever and ever

[ayagdos]

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[moonfox-mumbles]

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[pt: DO NOT TAKE THIS SURVEY]

The Same Dark Money Behind Project 2025 Is Bankrolling A Northwestern Study Recruiting Trans Kids

Project 2025 outright calls on conservatives to fund and manufacture more “studies” on the “negative” effects of trans-affirming care.

[reishi-is-tired]

guess we need to be circulating this psa again. This Is A Fucking Trap. Do Not Participate.