AAAAUUUUURRRGGGGHHHHHHHH

I WILL ALSO BURST YOUR EARDRUMS

[loudprincesss]

Ah..What a lovely day.. *stomps on you*

Huh..? Why is this flower screaming at me..??

I HAVE INFESTED YOUR SHOES

[thesleepybells]

Ewwww get off my shoee 🤢 *scrapes @loudprincesss off my shoe*

[loudprincesss]

YOU THOUGHT THAT WOULD WORK, DIDN’T YOU? BUT I’M STILL HERE. I’M LIKE A CANCER, EVER GROWING, IMMOVABLE, AN UNSTOPPABLE FORCE.

Y̸̨͂̎O̸̩͖̒̒U̵̩̭͗ ̷̥͊C̶̯̔͒A̴̰͝N̶̻͊̌’̴͖̌̾T̷̗̺̕ ̶̟̱͑G̸̘̭͑͆E̶̫̤͝T̶͎͍̕ ̸͙̘̌̄R̶̟͛I̸͚͛D̴̞̓̐ ̶̪͉͌̈́Ō̶͖̮̃F̷̪̋ ̸͎̎̚M̴̭̐̔Ë̵̪́ ̸̯̺̄Ṉ̷̃Ȯ̶̝W̸̩̳̽̒.̴̱͇͒

[thesleepybells]

Ah.. I like these shoes too- *Burns shoes and throws them away*

They were good shoes... Good shoes..🫡😞

[loudprincesss]

I AM GROWING UP YOUR ARMS

[louderprincesss]

ME TOO

[evil-wind]

@loudprincesss can you and your screeching friends come line the dreaded shore and keep the fish away?? Beedle burned his wares and I need some deterrent.

[loudprincesss]

NO PROBLEM, EVIL CHILD. YOUR BEACHES ARE INFESTED NOW.

A̴̫͇͈͌͜͜A̵̡͉̯̾̈́͘A̸̢͚̪̅̏̑́͛Ä̷̛̼͈̞͕̭́A̵̛̪͙͔̮̐ͅÁ̵̻̽͘Ã̷̲͒͒̊Ȁ̵̳̩̽̓̎̽Ã̷̼͇̂A̵͙̿͠͝Ẵ̴̲͇̦̂͝Ả̸̧̞̖̃̐̒̅A̴̭̻̣͔͑Ä̶̠̟̫̻̞Ä̷̢̱̙̬̙̿͛Ḁ̴̙͚̟̈́͌̈͐̌A̸̡̧̙͒́͆͗̔͜U̶͇̹̹͋̆ͅU̴̺͉͎̯̫͂Ǘ̶̫̈͒̅͝Ŕ̴̨̥̹͕̬R̵̹̦̿̓G̵̡̪̫͇͑̌͂̾Ḧ̶̯̠́͗̀͠ͅH̶̻̚͝Ḩ̴̩̰͕͝H̴̖͕̟̘̾̿̀͘

[louderprincesss]

A̴̫͇͈͌͜͜A̵̡͉̯̾̈́͘A̸̢͚̪̅̏̑́͛Ä̷̛̼͈̞͕̭́A̵̛̪͙͔̮̐ͅÁ̵̻̽͘Ã̷̲͒͒̊Ȁ̵̳̩̽̓̎̽Ã̷̼͇̂A̵͙̿͠͝Ẵ̴̲͇̦̂͝Ả̸̧̞̖̃̐̒̅A̴̭̻̣͔͑Ä̶̠̟̫̻̞Ä̷̢̱̙̬̙̿͛Ḁ̴̙͚̟̈́͌̈͐̌A̸̡̧̙͒́͆͗̔͜U̶͇̹̹͋̆ͅU̴̺͉͎̯̫͂Ǘ̶̫̈͒̅͝Ŕ̴̨̥̹͕̬R̵̹̦̿̓G̵̡̪̫͇͑̌͂̾Ḧ̶̯̠́͗̀͠ͅH̶̻̚͝Ḩ̴̩̰͕͝H̴̖͕̟̘̾̿̀͘

[loudprincesss]

I AM AN INVASIVE SPECIES.

FEAR MY SISTERS @louderprincesss AND @loudestprincesss!!!

AND OF COURSE MY EVIL SCREAMS MATERIALIZED: @aaaaaaaaaaauuuuuuurrrrrghhhhhh

[eviliest-lu-hyrule]

HOW CAN I GET A LOUD PRINCESS FOR MY HOUSE? IT'S TOO QUIET!

[loudprincesss]

I CAN SEND ONE OF MY SISTERS TO INFEST YOUR PREMISES IF YOU’D LIKE

[eviliest-lu-hyrule]

I WOULD EVILLY LOVE THAT

EVIL THANK YOU!!!!!

[louderprincesss]

HI THERE

WHERE DO YOU WANT ME?

[eviliest-lu-hyrule]

HI!

THERES A GARDEN PATCH OUT FRONT IF THAT'S OKAY? YOU CAN SEE ALL THE VISITORS THERE!!

[louderprincesss]

YOUR GARDEN HAS BEEN INFESTED

[loudprincesss]

I AM AN INVASIVE SPECIES.

FEAR MY SISTERS @louderprincesss AND @loudestprincesss!!!

AND OF COURSE MY EVIL SCREAMS MATERIALIZED: @aaaaaaaaaaauuuuuuurrrrrghhhhhh

[eviliest-lu-hyrule]

HOW CAN I GET A LOUD PRINCESS FOR MY HOUSE? IT'S TOO QUIET!

[loudprincesss]

I CAN SEND ONE OF MY SISTERS TO INFEST YOUR PREMISES IF YOU’D LIKE

[eviliest-lu-hyrule]

I WOULD EVILLY LOVE THAT

EVIL THANK YOU!!!!!

[louderprincesss]

HI THERE

WHERE DO YOU WANT ME?

[super-evil-bunny-legend]

People are being kind to me!

I'm evil!

Be evil to me!

I need to go toxify myself

[loudprincesss]

I’LL BE EVIL TO YOU

[louderprincesss]

WE ARE INVADING YOUR HOME NOW

[evil-great-deku-tree]

HELLO FELLOW PLANT-ADJACENT ELDRITCH BEING

Greetings, fellow vile, evil being of nature from a time far beyond mine own... How goes't doing on this evil day?

[loudprincesss]

LOUD AND MALICIOUS, AS USUAL

HOW ABOUT YOUR PRESTIGIOUS SELF?

[evil-great-deku-tree]

I am doing quite evilly well, thank thou for asking. 'tis particularly pleasant to watch mine children behave in the most evil ways in mine stead. As thou see, I canst not move from mine spot. E'en so, I hast mine ways of enjoying this life of evil.. I look forward to seeing thou around this evil forest as well.

[loudprincesss]

OF COURSE, I’LL DO MY INVASIVE DUTIES AND EVILLY SPREAD TO YOUR FOREST

[louderprincesss]

YOU ARE NOW INFESTED

[loudestprincesss]

VERY INFESTED

[evil-great-deku-tree]

Thank thou, little one.. I shall enjoy this infestation of pleasant, evil company for as long as I reside 'i this spot...

[louderprincesss]

ADMNDNDJDJD OF COURSE :D

[evil-great-deku-tree]

HELLO FELLOW PLANT-ADJACENT ELDRITCH BEING

Greetings, fellow vile, evil being of nature from a time far beyond mine own... How goes't doing on this evil day?

[loudprincesss]

LOUD AND MALICIOUS, AS USUAL

HOW ABOUT YOUR PRESTIGIOUS SELF?

[evil-great-deku-tree]

I am doing quite evilly well, thank thou for asking. 'tis particularly pleasant to watch mine children behave in the most evil ways in mine stead. As thou see, I canst not move from mine spot. E'en so, I hast mine ways of enjoying this life of evil.. I look forward to seeing thou around this evil forest as well.

[loudprincesss]

OF COURSE, I’LL DO MY INVASIVE DUTIES AND EVILLY SPREAD TO YOUR FOREST

[louderprincesss]

YOU ARE NOW INFESTED

[evilhyliaherself]

My dear Evil Wife. May I gift you a loud princess? I know you like quiet for your tea time, but loud princesses are Evil, and I would never ever gift you something Good.

-@evil-skyy

Dearest Evil Husband,

I would love a Loud Princess. I will put it in my Evil Office. Thank you, Evil Husband.

Sincerely,

Your Evil Wife,

Hylia

[loudprincesss]

YOUR EVIL OFFICE IS GOING TO BE VERY LOUD FROM NOW ON

[louderprincesss]

WE WEREN’T PLANNING ON INFECTING IT BUT YOUVE GIVEN US NO CHOICE

[evilhyliaherself]

Please keep it to a reasonable volume, or I will have to replant you elsewhere. I will make it a wonderful place, however. Right next to the water.

[louderprincesss]

WE HAVE THE UTMOST RESPECT FOR YOU, EVIL GODDESS THAT YOU ARE, BUT WE ARE FUNDAMENTALLY EARDRUM LIQUIFYING

[evilhyliaherself]

Hm. I suppose I'll replant you then. I'll visit, do not worry.

[louderprincesss]

THANK YOU

WE’LL REMAIN COURTEOUSLY SILENT WHENEVER YOU DROP BY

[evilhyliaherself]

My dear Evil Wife. May I gift you a loud princess? I know you like quiet for your tea time, but loud princesses are Evil, and I would never ever gift you something Good.

-@evil-skyy

Dearest Evil Husband,

I would love a Loud Princess. I will put it in my Evil Office. Thank you, Evil Husband.

Sincerely,

Your Evil Wife,

Hylia

[loudprincesss]

YOUR EVIL OFFICE IS GOING TO BE VERY LOUD FROM NOW ON

[louderprincesss]

WE WEREN’T PLANNING ON INFECTING IT BUT YOUVE GIVEN US NO CHOICE

[evilhyliaherself]

Please keep it to a reasonable volume, or I will have to replant you elsewhere. I will make it a wonderful place, however. Right next to the water.

[louderprincesss]

WE HAVE THE UTMOST RESPECT FOR YOU, EVIL GODDESS THAT YOU ARE, BUT WE ARE FUNDAMENTALLY EARDRUM LIQUIFYING

[evilhyliaherself]

My dear Evil Wife. May I gift you a loud princess? I know you like quiet for your tea time, but loud princesses are Evil, and I would never ever gift you something Good.

-@evil-skyy

Dearest Evil Husband,

I would love a Loud Princess. I will put it in my Evil Office. Thank you, Evil Husband.

Sincerely,

Your Evil Wife,

Hylia

[loudprincesss]

YOUR EVIL OFFICE IS GOING TO BE VERY LOUD FROM NOW ON

[louderprincesss]

WE WEREN’T PLANNING ON INFECTING IT BUT YOUVE GIVEN US NO CHOICE

[the-real-lu-wild]

SCREAMING IN YOUR EARS

AAA- WhERE IS MY WEED KILLER- WHAT IS THIS!?

[loudprincesss]

IM NOT A WEED IM AN EVIL POWER OF NATURE YOU CANT KILL ME

A̷͔̼̫̰̙̹͚̟̠̋̀̂͂̀̊́̉͠A̷̡̢̡̭̯̼̼̪̖̠̻͈͕̫̓͐̿̈́̀̾̈́̄̑̓͛̔͂ͅĄ̸̼͚̭͂̌̂̐͆̃̉̿͌̽̓ͅÀ̷̙̗͍̥̐͊̈͂̋̇̽̏͗̈́͗̓̄̚A̵̘̯͔̾͛́͑̽͒́͘͘Ḁ̷̙͉̝̳̻͚̱̒̇̃̌̎̃U̷͍̺͍̟̲͑́͗̍̅̄̈́͂͠Ù̶̡̱̠̥͔͈̟̟Ǘ̸̫̣̱̙͓̰͎͇̙̪̣Ũ̵̻̬̺̥̪̰̊̚Ū̴̧͕̦͓̥̲̣̀̈̈̌R̷̢͉̘̺̜͓̯͎̎̓̍Ȓ̷͔̥̬̙R̵̡̡̡̢̨̛͇͉̺͙͈̪̖̟̄ͅṚ̷͓̟̻̦͍͍͑̄̊͐̈̿̿͗́̂́͐͝͝Ṙ̸̡̙̤̪̱́͐̓̔͂͌͠Ģ̸͔̝̟̻̺̥͊̏̈̆̿̔́̂̈G̵̨̞̻͎̳̳͉̃̓̿̈́͊̅̾̂̿̽͘͝H̴̫̩̮̓͑̏͗̈͊͠͝H̷̡̙̘̊̊H̵̡̱̬̯̜̳͍͉͈̥̠͖̿̽̀͘͠͝ͅH̸̢͔͈̟̤̤̯͇̤̘̩͍̬̀̉͗̅͜ͅH̶͕̲͈͔͔̙̺̩̿̀ͅH̷̛̛̳͚͕͍̗̱͎̼͗̀̌̊̋͋͆̑̚͝H̷͖͓̦̲͎͆̈̍̋͝Ḩ̷̩̝̮̹͓̯̋̅̈̈́̔̄̓̾̀͒͘ͅH̶̖͇͍̦͖̠̤̩̺͔̺͎͈̞̀̓͑̔̃͜Ḧ̷̛͖̮̟̠͔̱̻̝́̉̀̒̇̔̈Ḫ̵̨̢̨̨͈̗̥̯̙͎̠̯̬̖̑̋H̴̢̧̛̫̠͎͇̮͙̪͈̙̓͐́̈͛͘͜

[the-real-lu-wild]

I THINK I'M DEAF AND I CAN STILL HEAR YOU-

But everything in nature can be killed! *Has sword* How would you like to be a HOUSE PLANT THEN?

[loudprincesss]

YOU FOOL

CUT ME DOWN AND I WILL GROW BACK ANEW

I WILL INVEST ALL OF YOUR HYRULE IN EVERY TIMELINE. I SPREAD LIKE AN EVIL VIRUS.

I̵̝͎͆̅̾͛ ̸̲̱͕̠͚̻̀Ḁ̷̏M̶̢̢̙͓̺͎͙͚͉̮̋̈́͗ ̶̡͇̺͙̲̽̈͗͗̃̈́̉͆̇̈́ͅǏ̶͇̻̻̳̬͊ͅN̵̢̢̟͇̫̜͉͙̑F̶̧͈̼͉͇͇̲̩̹̅͑̑͂͑̅͆Ī̵͇͉̬Ņ̸͔̬̱̬̝͍̤͐͛͂̌̿̂̍̀ͅÍ̵̧̛͔̫̞͆T̶̢̛͇̭̦̓̑͗̌̉͂̏̚͝E̶̢̯͊͠

[the-real-lu-wild]

I'm deaf! I can't hear your evil speech! *Proceeds to cut down the floor like a lawnmower*

[loudprincesss]

YOU FOOL :)

[louderprincesss]

NOW YOU’VE DONE IT :)