Larry

there are few things I am sure of but Larry is one 

[jammespotter]

not all men. yes, you’re right. remus john lupin would never do this

[minimalmikee]

Remember when you were ignorant and didn’t really know shit about feminism, racism, sexism, transgender issues, gay issues, etc? Remember all the offensive and inaccurate shit you used to say without even knowing you were being offensive? Remember the times you weren’t attacked for being ignorant but instead someone kindly educated you on these matters?

Yea, pass that on.

[weavemama]

Malia Obama being a carefree black girl at lollapalooza is giving me LIFE 

[blackgirlsreverything]

I bet that secret service dude felt hella awkward..lol

[iamhannalashay]

i love seeing her like this

[youngharlemnigga]

Fox is gonna have a field day with this tomorrow

[silkktheshocka]

They gonna crucify this baby and I wanna see all these white ass feminist defend her because y'all don’t give a fuck bout us even in the White House

[cantcontrolthegay-deactivated20]

[finds the most unavailable person] 

[points] that one i want that one 

[totalparksandrec]

[imstunning]

i need constant reassurance that someone likes me like if they compliment me i’ll be like really?????? please support your statement using examples from the text

[trashboat]

let me tell you if you are dating me its gonna be an experience

[minotauri]

tumblr recommended a snape/lily post on my dash i

you come into my house

[sunandblaketho]

you step over my husband

[cephalophor]

Ignore my crying son 

[lordlouiedor]

cradle my corpse in your creepy arms

[frog-whisperer]

spend six years abusing my orphaned child

[dutchster]

i wish i were ridiculously fucking hot

[steviemcfly]

[finsngils-deactivated20210213]

Like I don’t know what else you people need

[magicpebble]

White men to not be the political power majority.

[merswine]

Where was this when all the white boys on my fb were offended that I said I was more likely to die at the hands of a white boy than anyone else

[securesuggestions]

Someone thinks about you before they go to bed

[ml-j]

the devil and how he’s gonna fuck up my day when he wakes up

[fireproof-heart-forever]

🌼FALL 2011🍁: Up All Night 🍂FALL 2012🌼: Take Me Home 🎃FALL 2013🍁: Midnight Memories 🍁FALL 2014🍂: Four 🎃FALL 2015🌼: Made In The A.M

[fireproof-heart-forever]

🍁FALL 2016🍂: death, nothingness, void,

[your-next-ex-girlfriend]

breaking up tip

don’t use clichés like “it’s not you, it’s me” “maybe we can still be friends” etc but instead let them down by using famous cooking show elimination tag lines. “you’ve been chopped” “please pack your knives and go”

[filthymudblood]

Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - Deleted Scene 

[fiendfyred-deactivated20250709]

but why do they delete all the scenes showing ron as he actually was in the book?

[ginevvra-blog]

#because apparently movie!ron is not allowed to actually be harry’s friend

[passionate-sharks]

[puppyvegeta-deactivated20190313]

King’s Cross today. Wizards and witches only. I wanna cry.

[pr1nceshawn]

Tips That Can Save Your Kid’s Life.

[hiddlesherethereeverywhere]

THIS IS IMPORTANT 

When I was a child, from the time I was about four and could understand things, my mom told me and my brother that we should have a secret word. That way, if we were ever in trouble or felt unsafe and we didn’t want the people around us to know we needed her to come get us, we could let her know. So she let us pick the word and my brother and I chose the phrase “peanut butter cups.” (I’m happy to share the phrase now since both my brother and I are adults now). 

I used the phrase twice in my life. Once, I was at a friends house when I eight years old. Her dad got really drunk and was throwing things against the wall. I was really scared and I didn’t want to draw attention to myself on the phone when I called my mom to come get me because I didn’t know if he would get more violent if I asked her to come get me. So I called her and was calm and after a couple minutes I asked “Hey mommy, did you get me those peanut butter cups from the store?” And she said “I’ll be right there.” And she came and got me within minutes. 

Second, I was a teenager spending the night at a friends house. Her brother and dad were drinking and they started talking about things that made me uncomfortable - ie: what they liked to do to women. My friend didn’t seem perturbed and said that was normal for them and that I shouldn’t worry. But I was worried because they were really drunk and I was 15 and the only ‘woman’ around that wasn’t related to them. I went in my friends room, told her I needed to call my mom and say goodnight. Before I hung up with her I asked “Next time we go to the store, can we get some peanut butters cups? I’ve been craving them.” And she came and got me, just like that. 

Two incidents, one as a young child, one years later as a teen. Don’t discredit this stuff, it fucking works. My brother used it a few times too. Let your child pick the word and no never, ever, ever, ever get mad at them for using it no matter what it is. 

[titenoute]

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