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I will bring the concept of the Munchy Box to the US and make billions and funnel that money directly into political corruption

#here’s how Bernie can still win 😌

rockthrowingbutch

stuckinapril

I’ve had tumblr for 4 years but some of you bitches have had it for a decade. It’s time to seek penance

stuckinapril

wait I’m curious now . Reblog this with how long u’ve been on tumblr for. Dating back to ur oldest blog ever !!!

#I think 2014 maaaaybe 13

allsadnshit

Keep thinking about when my therapist explained to me that believing you are cursed is another form of believing you are special and I was like okay I see it

#and what if I am 😌#finally got job at the zoo then broke my arm then lizard died then got my wallet stolen #there’s something cosmic at this point

simplyspider

me when a movie is bad: 👎

me when a movie is good: 👍

me when a movie is mediocre:

#Mufasa…

dogmotifv2

from what we can tell "full movie online free" seems to be some kind of 21st century prayer

pocketss

ouuh brother

#why did he do that :(

ajie-g-sketchbook

rough monday doodle with additional marine-mammals-in-zootopia-world ideas, for a little fun ;) no color though, and no good idea of pants for marine mammals, sad. :’S size of a seal cub is a bit larger than Judy, that’s my fav part lol

#I wonder if this person saw the sequel

the-smart-name

Genuinely think that tall red bitch from the hell hotel show might be the worst and least tolerable character I’ve ever seen in anything

#hang on why is it not just called Hell Hotel or some variation? shouldn’t ’has-been’ imply a bunch of washed up celebrities?#but yeah that fucking messy design. those stupid pointy teeth. his obnoxious laugh.#constant vaguely ominous threats but never does anything remotely sinister to back it up.#‘he’s like a dad to the protagonist!’ based on absolutely nothing #Oooh he’s so powerful but is barely holding back! watch out! only to just vanish from the final battle of season 1 #only this mad because it’s all over my Twitter. as soon as I finish any video a clip from this show plays #his entire character just feels so cynically designed to appeal to Those teenagers who would’ve been on tumblr ten years ago #without any thought behind what made the characters those people latched onto interesting and effective villains #the tv head guy is not much better #Bill Cipher and his consequences…#why does this show about heaven and hell give two fucks about random ex-human celebrities??#there’s a whole essay I could write but I fear it would be mean

innerchildabortionclinic

Jesus Christ just say you hate innocent people

No idea what prompted this, but sure, why not. I hate innocent people.

old-friends-senior-dog-sanctuary

I just want to get dicked down again =/

despazito

#loooove stuff like this

lastparty

at this point i wish i could obliterate harry potter from cultural consciousness i hate hearing positive and even neutral references to it. find a new thing

#place I work has started selling it and playing the music….😐#they used to not because the owners were Christian and thought it promoted witchcraft lol #same with Pokémon cause of evolution

bloodyhandprint

sorry to anyone who followed me for anything. you're not getting that

northirish

Shipping update: Your parcel has been torn asunder by ravenous hogs

#the orc boyar is displeased

woodwool

a bit harsh but for what hes subjected retail workers to over the years i suppose its what must be done

#deserved actually

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