Koga 💜

11/12/1999

[correct-night-raven-college]

Jamil: Since I'm leaving for vacation, I’ve left you all a complimentary bowl of advice.

Jamil, pulling a note out the bowl: For instance ‘Kalim don’t do that’

Jamil: That just applies to everything.

[rickypozzi]

Literally me :

[gntkreed]

Sabo and Ace icons

[fluffimemes]

Mammon: Lucifer, don't get mad, but-

Mammon: STOP, THAT'S YOUR MAD FACE, I SAID DON'T DO THAT!

[tearsofsimping]

Luke: I also have cat-like reflexes.

Marius: Prove it.

Luke: *sees a cat*

Luke: I like that cat!

[tearsofsimping]

Marius: I am going 100 mph.

Marius: As in 100 mistakes per hour.

[tearsofsimping]

Luke: So what are you going to bring to the NXX christmas party? 

Marius: My negative attitude and sparkling personality

[tearsofsimping]

‘Marius no’, a biography by Artem Wing.

‘Marius stop", a sequel by Vyn Richter 

‘Goddamn it Marius’, a prequel by Luke Pearce.

‘Marius yes’, an autobiography by Marius Von Hagen 

[incorrect-obeyme]

Lucifer: Satan, why were you up yesterday until 3 am?

Satan: Wait, how did you know I was up until 3 am?

Belphie: We could hear you clapping to the FRIENDS intro every 25 minutes.

[curliyee]

Marco: the only rule is, there is no rules

Ace: so im allowed to break this?

Marco: the only rule is no breaking

[fluffimemes]

MC: Mammon, is that legal?

Mammon: When there's no cops around, anything's legal!

[incorrect-obeyme]

MC: Mammon, I need some space.

Mammon: ...

Mammon: [Is about to cry] Are you breaking up with me?

MC: No, I'm about to fall off the bed, move over.

[fluffimemes]

MC: Diavolo, give me patience.

Lucifer: I think you mean 'give me strength'.

MC: If Diavolo gave me strength, you'd be dead.

[curliyee]

Ace: can we talk? One tall guy to another

Marco: you're short, but continue.

Ace: listen here fucker. Im gonna say this only once, i am not short, im supposed to be tall. But for some reason nearly everyone on this ship is twice my size. This has to stop.

Marco: .. are you telling me to get shorter?

Ace: yes.

[fluffimemes]

Mammon: Okay, help me please!

Satan: Got two words for you.

Mammon: I bet they won't be helpful.

Satan: Your problem.

Mammon: I was right.

[exactly-another-one-piece-blog]

Whenever Sabo visits the Sunny, one of his and Luffy’s favorite things to do is find some dark corner and play shadow puppets. Luffy’s stretchy, inflatable fingers can make all kinds of shapes a normal man can’t. He’ll make the images dance on the wall while Sabo has to make up a story to go along with them. The whole thing illuminated by the campfire sized flame Sabo holds between his palms.

[exactly-another-one-piece-blog]

Koala: I don’t think you can mansplain, manipulate or manwhore your way out of this one.

Sabo: *cracks knuckles* Manslaughter it is.