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@louislittandbruno
Smug faces over here.
That’s right, people they finally kissed.
You’re welcome.
@mikeross-theassociate @crispynutsoup
IT WAS PERFECCTTT
STRAIGHT (hehe get it?) OUT OF A MOTHER FLECKIN ROM COM THANK YOU VERY MUCH
WE WON PEOPLE! WE WON!🥳
I’M SO HAPPY I WAS JUST RAMBLING TO RACHEL ABT IT
What did I miss?!
HEHEHEHEHE I GOT A BOYFRIENDDDDD
Great.
Work come first. Always.
If I find you with heart eyes I’m going to fire you.
Also…Harvey? Really?
Smug faces over here.
That’s right, people they finally kissed.
You’re welcome.
@mikeross-theassociate @crispynutsoup
IT WAS PERFECCTTT
STRAIGHT (hehe get it?) OUT OF A MOTHER FLECKIN ROM COM THANK YOU VERY MUCH
WE WON PEOPLE! WE WON!🥳
I’M SO HAPPY I WAS JUST RAMBLING TO RACHEL ABT IT
What did I miss?!
mike talks in his sleep
THATS BECAUSE I DONT !
i have never saved a princess in my dreams >:(
Relax, Mike. Not everyone gets to be the hero in their dreams. Some of us are just destined to talk about cabbage.
Besides… we all know who the real princess in this story is
yeah, you.
damn damsel in distress, had to save u from going to prison.
Oh please, Mike. The day I’m the damsel in distress is the day Louis stops quoting The Godfather.
He needs to start watching more movies tbh…
What’s wrong with The Godfather
Nothing exactly, there’s just so many more movies.
Like Jerry Maguire!
No thanks
mike talks in his sleep
THATS BECAUSE I DONT !
i have never saved a princess in my dreams >:(
Relax, Mike. Not everyone gets to be the hero in their dreams. Some of us are just destined to talk about cabbage.
Besides… we all know who the real princess in this story is
yeah, you.
damn damsel in distress, had to save u from going to prison.
Oh please, Mike. The day I’m the damsel in distress is the day Louis stops quoting The Godfather.
He needs to start watching more movies tbh…
What’s wrong with The Godfather
Should I be scared?
@mikeross-theassociate @louislittandbruno
No. Right @mikeross-theassociate?
I was just showing him how to be a good lawyer. Which, frankly, requires more than coffee runs and puppy-dog eyes.
Some people teach with words. I teach with presence.
next time i say stop or tense up immediately when u put ur hands on me, stop.
pretty please with a cherry on top.
@crispynutsoup save me harv
Oh, I’m sorry, Mike did I hurt your feelings?
Newsflash: this isn’t summer camp. This is Pearson Hardman. If a hand on your shoulder rattles you, wait until opposing counsel shreds your argument in open court.
well, that isn’t triggering. you putting your hands on me is. it’s weird. and i told you i wanted you to stop and you didn’t :p
@crispynutsoup seriously, dude, dont hang me out to dry. wya?
Whatever…
Should I be scared?
@mikeross-theassociate @louislittandbruno
No. Right @mikeross-theassociate?
I was just showing him how to be a good lawyer. Which, frankly, requires more than coffee runs and puppy-dog eyes.
Some people teach with words. I teach with presence.
next time i say stop or tense up immediately when u put ur hands on me, stop.
pretty please with a cherry on top.
@crispynutsoup save me harv
Oh, I’m sorry, Mike did I hurt your feelings?
Newsflash: this isn’t summer camp. This is Pearson Hardman. If a hand on your shoulder rattles you, wait until opposing counsel shreds your argument in open court.
Should I be scared?
@mikeross-theassociate @louislittandbruno
No. Right @mikeross-theassociate?
I was just showing him how to be a good lawyer. Which, frankly, requires more than coffee runs and puppy-dog eyes.
Some people teach with words. I teach with presence.
This is what a few drinks and a photo booth will get you…
@mikeross-theassociate
@crispynutsoup
what the actual fuck were we doing…?
Weird photo apparently
And I was not invited because…
I've always liked how Specter ends with an R and Ross starts with an R and also how Ross ends with an S and Specter starts with an S
specteross
rosspecter
this is because we are soulmates, yes?
Soulmates? Really? This is a law firm, not a Nicholas Sparks novel.
The only bond that matters here is attorney–client privilege.
And if either of you spent half as much time on case law as you do on wordplay, maybe you’d be worth the salaries you’re coasting on.
i haven’t even gotten paid yet, first of all.
second, stay out if my social/love life.
third, why don’t you go complain to your wife about it instead of complaining on tumblr?
see, that’s funny because you don’t have a wife, and me and harvey have made more progress with each other than you ever have with a woman.
My office Ross.
NOW.
I've always liked how Specter ends with an R and Ross starts with an R and also how Ross ends with an S and Specter starts with an S
specteross
rosspecter
this is because we are soulmates, yes?
Soulmates? Really? This is a law firm, not a Nicholas Sparks novel.
The only bond that matters here is attorney–client privilege.
And if either of you spent half as much time on case law as you do on wordplay, maybe you’d be worth the salaries you’re coasting on.
Ready for the office.
He will bill more hours than the associate.
"Because I said so" straight up isn't as good an answer as you think it is.
*ahem* @crispynutsoup @donnapaulsen09 @louislittandbruno
Want something Ross?
*in thick russian accent* for you to read the post i reblog for you
Mike, in a law firm, especially this law firm “Because I said so” is shorthand for “I have the experience, judgment, and institutional knowledge you lack.”
I don’t need to explain every directive like I’m teaching Civics 101. You’re not here to agree — you’re here to execute.
And if you can’t follow instructions without a TED Talk first, maybe you’re in the wrong profession.
"Because I said so" straight up isn't as good an answer as you think it is.
*ahem* @crispynutsoup @donnapaulsen09 @louislittandbruno
Want something Ross?
louis litt has every one of shakespeare's plays memorized, he puts the ballet on a pedestal, he's choir-ready and still sings the song to his alma-mater, he loves cats like they're his children, he makes promises and intends to keep them, he cried for two days after finding out his ex was getting married to a hot guy— which was photoshopped, he keeps an voice recorder to chronicle his wins, he supports family-owned restaurants, he's a bratty bottom, doesn't understand modern pop-culture references— or twenty-year-old pop culture references for that matter, he can tell when someone has had sex, he photoshops himself has historical figures, sometimes those figures are defeating his enemies in battle, he got a cake to celebrate mike almost becoming his number 2, he writes in a diary when he's feeling down with his feet dangling up in the air
louis litt is babygirl
@louislittandbruno that’s what I said!!
I don’t know what “babygirl” means in this context, but I can assure you I am a senior litigator, not someone’s internet fantasy.
And Mike, if that was meant as a compliment, it failed. Spectacularly.
Let’s all focus on legal excellence instead of… whatever this is.
It’s a compliment I swear! It just means that you act a little like a teenage girl and that there’s nothing wrong with that!
If someone calls you babygirl, just smile and say “aw, thank you!” trust me.
No comment. That’s the right response.
louis litt has every one of shakespeare's plays memorized, he puts the ballet on a pedestal, he's choir-ready and still sings the song to his alma-mater, he loves cats like they're his children, he makes promises and intends to keep them, he cried for two days after finding out his ex was getting married to a hot guy— which was photoshopped, he keeps an voice recorder to chronicle his wins, he supports family-owned restaurants, he's a bratty bottom, doesn't understand modern pop-culture references— or twenty-year-old pop culture references for that matter, he can tell when someone has had sex, he photoshops himself has historical figures, sometimes those figures are defeating his enemies in battle, he got a cake to celebrate mike almost becoming his number 2, he writes in a diary when he's feeling down with his feet dangling up in the air
louis litt is babygirl
@louislittandbruno that’s what I said!!
I don’t know what “babygirl” means in this context, but I can assure you I am a senior litigator, not someone’s internet fantasy.
And Mike, if that was meant as a compliment, it failed. Spectacularly.
Let’s all focus on legal excellence instead of… whatever this is.
Louis, darling, I’ve been ignoring louder and more dramatic men than you since before you learned how to color-coordinate a tie.
Donna your are fired.
Louis Litt will stop harassing me and the other associates
Excuse you, I do not harass I inquire aggressively.
