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I swear it was an accident, but c’mon— it was kinda funny.

But really, I’m sorry for running into you. I wasn’t paying attention.

lourdesdelacour

Je suis desole, I zink it was my fault. I had my head buried in my schedule. Forgive me?

wrensandoval

I’ve almost been puked on three times today. Hopefully my shift will end before my luck runs out, but I have a feeling it won’t.

lourdesdelacour

Zat is vulgar! Zere is nothing worse zan children's vomit. It sounds like you need a well deserved day off!

jordanism-blog1

She was scaring me as well, I didn’t get what all the fuss was about. They’re apparently a band or something, I’ve no idea.

lourdesdelacour

Alzough it was a little funny to watch you reaction - I have to admit, I wish I would have filmed it or somezing.

mallorywctkins

"Oh, no. Really? I’m sorry to hear that, then. That kind of makes me feel worse. Like I’m taking advantage of them. It’s just…a long story. But I am sorry to hear that. Everyone should have some kind of family. Well, I mean, we’re your family. Your work family, that is."

lourdesdelacour

"Oh no please don't - we all have our own background and our own stories. Right? Zat is exactly why I love zis place, because we are like a big family and zat is all I need."

mallorywctkins

"My family stresses me out."

lourdesdelacour

"I'm sorry about zat - well if it makes you feel any better about your situation. I have no family."

jordanism-blog1

Am I the only one who gets phone numbers on pieces of paper slipped into his pockets by the older siblings of the kids? I can’t even believe it. And, like, while I’m entertaining the little ones, their eyes are doing naughty butterflies and what am I supposed to do then? Because I tend to get awfully distracted. It’s so flattering, but it makes my job hella harder. Like, today, this girl screamed at my face and told me I looked like this guy from 5sos. And I tried to stay in character, but I was just standing there like — what the fuck? Do I look like a guy from a sauce commercial?

lourdesdelacour

"I witnessed that - I almost had to remove her from the park because she was scaring the little ones. Who is this 5SOS anyway?"

lucyweasel

"When Lane woke up this morning she came into my room and said, ‘Mom, today I’m gonna give kisses to all the princes’, so, watch out, ladies, apparently Lanes coming to steal your men.”

lourdesdelacour

"Zat is adorable! I bet zere are alot of young ladies who are very jealous of our little Lane!"

mallorywctkins

My mom wants me to go home for my birthday this year since I refused for my last one when I turned 21. I’ve kind of being avoiding going home, to be honest.

lourdesdelacour

"Oh, and why is zat?"

t-ylerprice

"Okay, okay. Don’t rush me!"

lourdesdelacour

"Hey! If had to do it zen so do you --- quickly, no backing out!"

emmelinesvances

Maybe I should have auditioned for an actual character when I applied here. If I hear one more parent say “Isn’t that a little pricey for a hat?” I’m jumping into the fountain.

lourdesdelacour

I do not understand zee uh... English people here. If you are going to Dinseyword you should know zat it is going to be expensive. If zey don't like it? Simply do not come here.