Hello Love

Alyssa / Leo / Tired

[m1uw]

friend: hey wanna hang out?

me: sure

friend: can i invite some other people too?

me:

[m1uw]

friend: hey wanna hang out?

me:

[m1uw]

friend:

me:

[m1uw]

me:

[cobaltdays-deactivated20210208]

[theinfiknight]

Thank the fucking gods this filled me with fear

[radha-the-introvert]

I scrolled too fast to skip the post but then I saw the Good Boy

[ducktracy-deactivated20260315]

you can tell the writers had a lot of fun on this episode there are so many good and iconic gags i couldn’t upload them all at once and decided to compile them together

[infomercial]

[unidentifiedfuckingthing]

[ginkoseed]

oinari

[secondbeatsongs]

Visit Original Link

“Call Me Maybe” with every other beat removed

[pucket]

[transfemininomenon]

YOU’RE STUBBORN, JEANS STOLEN, NIGHT ROWING

THINK YOU’RE BABY?

[buzzfeedreader]

[itsdetachable]

The sled dog in this comic, Flame, is in the Iditarod this year!!

THERE SHE IS

[meaganthepagan]

I got to meet Flame! she was the sweetest pup

[unregistered-hypercam2-deactiva]

[cupidcore]

happy birthday to every single lesbian!

[cybercrimer]

“im not a gamer” ok but try this

[kaijuno]

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

I-way and Lampinos

[alex-formerly-known-as-russian]

Ooooooh nooooooo

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

*reads the notes*

ALL OF YOU GO TO CHURCH RIGHT NOW!

[stormfang-gnash]

I haTE this goddamn website

[cozycreaturescorner]

i want to have sharp canines so you get a little surprise if you see me yawn

[veryfunnymemes]

[trufflupogus]

This has more emotion than all of the live action lion king put together

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[capricorpus]

moomin?!

[sixpenceee]

Incredible!

(Source)

[grandpa-bastardman-the-sizequeen]

A tower of ladies

[unseelie]

i am sitting on the couch, i hear tapping on the door behind me, i turn around and see this

what do i do

[unseelie]

he is here….

[narcissus-thee-squeekual]

i still lose it every time i see this post because someone let a fucking goose into their house just because tumblr said to and if that doesn’t perfectly define all of our experiences on this shitty excuse for a website i dont know what does  

[amkrii]

How else would you pet the goose if you did not let him in?

[kedreeva]

I used to let my turkey free range because she was polite and stuck nearby and liked to eat bugs, and one day I went out and I couldn’t find her in my own yard and so, worried that she’s bothering the neighbors, I walk over to their yard through the little woods between us

And there she is

Standing at their back door

Tapping on the glass

And the lady comes to the door, and mind you I’ve never actually met my neighbors yet, and she starts letting Joslin into her house!

So I yell, and burst out of the trees, startling everyone, and start apologizing for my bird bothering them, and the lady looks absolutely baffled

“Your bird?”

Apparently this wasn’t the first time Joslin had done this

Apparently she’d just been over visiting my neighbor for weeks

And my neighbor just dead-ass thought she was hanging out with a wild turkey

She just let an entire wild turkey into her house without question

And my dumb bird apparently would just go in, inspect everything, and then walk out again

I cannot even imagine what this lady was thinking, she just accepted that she’s getting a house inspection from mother nature a few times a week.

I’m not surprised at all someone let a farm goose in. Humans have no sense of self preservation when it comes to things that we might get to pet.