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I got some weeby ink today 💉🖤✨
oh. jeez. favorite armor? check. favorite staff? check. favorite place in thedas? check. gimme moar.
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D4 Unpleasant Treasures
Not all treasure has to be glistening and enviable. Some treasure could be very unpleasant but still rewarding. Roll on the table for your unusual piece of loot!
1) Jar of Eyes: This jar contains the 11 eyes of a beholder. They float in the embalming fluid and always seem to gaze upon you.
2) Chess Set: The toe nails of Frost Giants are similar to ivory. So of course someone makes a living by collecting their toe nail clippings and making expensive chess pieces out of them.
3) Dungweed: This rare aromatic fungus is very prized by perfume sets. However, it only grows in the intestinal tract of large beasts.
4) Enriched Gland: The glands of magical creatures often get inflamed due to arcane surplus. Eating one of these enriched glands is like eating a berry from the Goodberry spell. The gland, in contrast with the spell, retains its potency for a much longer period of time.
Goblin Twink
Dm (Me), describing who else was present at the seen of an attempted assassination: …And then the Queen’s final advisor Draugn, an old goblin man who governed the district of–
Player 1, OOC: Dragon, the Goblin Twink.
Me: What, no? He’s not a twink…
Player 1: Idk I just associate those words together.
Me: That’s really strange…
Player 2: I also associate goblin with the word twink.
Me: Wuh… Why?!
The five of us look up goblin twink and talk about goblin twinks for like five minutes, I forget if we figured out what it meant
Me: ANYWAYS! The Queen’s final advisor: Draugn, the goblin twink, was a–
Players: YOU SAID IT YOU SAID GOBLIN TWINK!!
inquisition companions (3/3)
inquisition companions (1/3)
me, creating my 1500th character in a 2009 game
# I SAW SOMETHING SO BEATIFUL I STARTED CRYING
Team 7 Ending❤ it’s actually over 😢
if two equals do not reproduce, how did Kakashi and Yamato have a child?
Well of course it is after mermay that I get inspired to draw some :’) My timing has always been so off lmao. Anyway, have some mer-klance
So some context; it’s my first DnD game ever. My herbalist Cleric, who has lived a very safe and sheltered life, is a bit on edge after seeing a demon knight kill a man. She’s fleeing the demons with a ranger and a druid. The druid managed to offend the wagon owner we were hitching a ride with so he kicks us off. It’s the middle of the night, on a lonely road in between huge corn and wheat fields. Nima (cleric) has just critted on finding a stick to make a fire with, instead finding two fine torches.
DM: You hear something. Out of the field steps a bandit. There’s another two in the field behind him. Me: Nima shrieks and tosses her torch at the bandit. DM: …. Okay. Nima misses. The lit torch lands a few meters past the furthest away bandit. Rest of party: *facepalms*
What follows is an intense battle where our rogue shot the bandit archer straight through the knee, Nima critically avoided a hit so the bandit fell and landed on his own dagger and died and our druid split the third bandit in two, we look at the DM, happy with the result of our first battle together.
DM: You’ve all managed to kill the bandits. In the heat of battle you failed to notice the actual, very real heat around you. The fields are ablaze. It is a horrible fire. You hear alarm bells from nearby towns. There are light from torches and the sound of hooves in the distance. Entire party glances at me: …… DM: Nima will most likely kill a quarter of the region through famine.
Thanks @jaekro for my amazing picture, hand drawn in class today. I love my Syldan so much!!!! <3