Book Problems

This is a blog about all of my interest besides anime (which is a huge interest of mine). I hope you enjoy all that is on here!!!!

[illbeartheburdenofyourhatred]

I've decided to develop another mental illness, any suggestions?

[illbeartheburdenofyourhatred]

*furiously scribbling this down in a letter to my psychiatrist*

[queenwhiskey]

What food group is honey what the fuck is this stuff

[violetvappy-deactivated20220306]

Apparently its categorized as raw meat by the FDA, which is cursed information if I’ve ever seen it.

[queenwhiskey]

WHAT

[weaselsblaugh]

I wonder if this is due to tax reasons (why tomatoes are taxonomically fruit, but legally vegetable) or religious reasons (why beavers are considered fish, for purposes of Lent).

[dayst-ooc]

“Beavers are considered fish, for purposes of Lent”

If I’m being honest here, I don’t know what to do with this information.

[toffeecape]

IIRC hippos are also catholically fish.

[assassinationtipsforladies]

You know what, if you can take down a hippo you deserve to eat it during lent

[lets-talk-about-sects]

[literallymechanical]

Did anybody have “mysterious 12 foot tall metallic monolith discovered in the desert” on their 2020 bingo card?

(Source)

[shes-so-zazzy]

it gets better

[viforeverything]

two

[normal-horoscopes]

TWO

[whatsernamegiselle]

Still relevant today

[animedads-deactivated20210108]

they call me… 7 Knives. because that’s how many knives it takes me to cook things because I keep puttin em in the fuckin sink without thinking about it

[manny-jacinto]

The Queen’s Gambit + parenting done right

[crypticasthemoon]

I feel bad. I owed him ten dollars…

[chrisquartet]

Daily Affirmations

[lady-byleth]

Chris Hemsworth is the kind of celeb who you don’t hear anything about until he does something weird and funny and then it’s back to radio silence and I like that

[secretmysteriousperson]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[anxietyproblem]

[beradan]

ok folks

I don’t think I actually have to spell this out

but there will be no prophesying, speculating, speaking into existence, etc about next year

no “I feel really great about next year,” no “I’d love more time at home to work on my hobbies,” no “surely it can’t be any weirder than 2020,” nothing

[brothermouse]

https://www.cnn.com/2020/11/28/us/utah-monolith-disappears-trnd/index.html

[sarahisatotalgeek]

The Bureau of Land Management be like:

[aquatic-sardonic]

I need to stop learning news this way

[catchymemes]

[redpandarascal]

presenting… my favorite Garfield strip of all time:

I think of this every time I am in a sunbeam and get sleepy.

[irregularcollapse]

Maybe the gayest reaction I’ve ever had to something was when I was like 14 and reading ‘Twilight’ for the first time, and when Bella first said she was in love with Edward I was like, “what the fuck. Since when? He’s your friend.” I legit thought she was interested in him out of like,,,,,,, professional curiosity smh

[irregularcollapse]

I’m gonna write ‘Twilight’ fanfic in which Bella is a lesbian and Edward is gay, and they’re best human/vampire mates who solve murders together. I’m going to change all the character names and publish it under the title ‘Blood Buddies’.

[irregularcollapse]

[not]Bella: I know things were probably pretty dire in the 1800s, sex-wise, but you could’ve… I don’t know, been an Oscar Wilde boy toy. You’re pretty enough.

[not]Edward: Do you enjoy this? Do you enjoy causing me pain?

[not]Bella: …you’re the oldest twink in the world. How does that feel?

[angelicguy]

guys when they think a girl is hot: she is objectively attractive

girls when they think a guy is hot: yeah hes hot but only if you think of a german coal mine from 1882 that hes forced to work in to provide for his family of 12. he gives off that vibe

[angelicguy]

sometimes i think i cracked the code

[cherishablematerial-deactivated]

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[hgedits]

Luchenko’s the oldest player here, was World Champion before Elizabeth Harmon was born. He defeated the great Alekhine in an exhibition when he was a boy, played to a draw with Botvinnik, and crushed Bronstien in Havana. 

[limitedseries]

Alma was not pathetic, she was stuck. There’s a difference.