there should be a pill you can take one time that will shrivel up your uterus and abort it through one last horrible period
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we're not kids anymore.
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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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I'd rather be in outer space ๐ธ

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there should be a pill you can take one time that will shrivel up your uterus and abort it through one last horrible period
the morbius jokes got stale fast but sony misunderstanding them and rereleasing the movie only to cause it to lose even more money was an all timer moment. we couldnt recreate that situation if we tried
the bad news: I now hate my current wip and strongly believe there isn't a single joke in it that lands
the good news: I know my process enough to recognize this as the slump that I hit in everything I write when it's like three-quarters-ish done
the bad news: the only way out is through
the good news: I do know the way out!
the bad news: yeah but it's through
making a cross stitch that says "I am funny and he would fucking say that" to hang directly above my monitor
"hey toast you stayed up past midnight because you were working on the fic and not because you were procrastinating by making a hideous pattern for a joke cross stitch" have you never met a writer before
gonna tell my kids this was live laugh love
Theyโre calling me every slur under the sun over on twitter for this post
Would you sell liquor to this baby
Yes
No
I donโt think life begins at contraception but Iโd still sell liquor to baby
Wait hold on rb canceled thatโs the wrong word wait no stop๏ฟผ
internet ransom note where instead of magazine letters itโs just jpgs of letters found on google
We were covering T.S. Eliot in class once and my professor quoted โThis is the way the world ends. Not with a bang but a whimperโ then said โWhat does a whimper sound like? Can anyone give me a whimper?โ and I whimpered. I was the only person in the class who fucking whimpered.
The scruff and the curls? Yes. But Iโm focused on the soft hands with thick fingers and veins. Iโm sure it matchesโฆotherโฆplaces
Female Dwarves - With or without beards?
With beards
Without beard
Child Dwarves - With or without beards?
With beards
Without beards
Baby Dwarves - With or without beards?
With beards
Without beards
They shed their baby beards to make room for their adult beards. Like with baby teeth.
funniest part of reviving ocs i made as a kid is being like "yeah i always imagined them as a mature member of the group who really has their shit together" [checks their info] "what the fuck do you mean they were supposed to be fifteen years old"
what in the world are "pity likes" you guys are inventing new ways to be insecure. every like i give is a like with my whole pussy
Happy Lizard Fashion Day to those who celebrate.
i am going to get a bad grade in sleeping, something which is normal not to want but terribly easy to achieve.
graduated and was blessed by ladybug freaks ๐๐๐
I remember one time I got INSANELY high off of edibles while playing Among Us, and it quickly became apparent to the other players online. I forget how honestly but literally anything "sus" I did was ignored by everyone because I was so fucking high. I tested this theory by standing in front of a body and the person that actually reported it didn't even mention me. The funniest part was when I was trying to do wires, I kept fucking up over and over again, so I was just standing in front of wires for actual minutes trying to figure it out. A small crowd of players gathered around me to watch and would get mad every time someone reported a body or emergency meeting because "she's never going to get her tasks done if you keep interrupting them." I don't think anyone cared about winning at that point, they just wanted to see the high crew mate succeed in her tasks.
THIS IS 1000% ACCURATE LMFAO. Thank you op
Ohhhh yeah
Donโt forget to imagine the best case scenario too
Shout out to my mom who explains my transition as "Having a daughterpillar turn into a Boyterfly". It doesn't erase the fact I was an adorable little girl, and also affirms my gender now. I love my mother.