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>friend I've know since 7th grade >she's overweight >claims to have "hour glass figure" but doesn't have a much of a waist (would have it if she lost 30lbs) >complains about how fat she was >constantly ate shit >because she has big tits she always got guys I would dream of dating >never changes her diet or exercise >she founds out she has type 2 diabeetus >thinking she will change her lifestyle >nope.jpg >still the same size (she's 5'6 and probably a size 16)
>Have obese chick in my class >buys doughnuts at 9 am >come in one day, she buys garlic bread at 8:45 during time between classes >another class she opens a container of macaroni I say "Hey, you said you hated tomato sauce." >"Oh its cheese whiz, butter and tomato juice family recipe." >Wat. >At caf having lunch with classmates >she pulls out can of fucking spaghettio's >pulls out a fucking can opener. >proceeds to eat the entire fucking can with a spoon. Holy jesus fuck.
>PRINCESS ALI >FABULOUS SHE >ALI U BABA >FAT AS SHE >FATTY AL BABA >WEIGHS AS 10 REGULAR MEN, AWFUL TO SEE >SHE FEASTS ON FATTENING HOARDS >100 CHOCOLATE EGGS IN DOORS >WHO SENT THOSE FOODS TO THEIR LORDS? >IT'S PRINCESS ALI
>follow this ridiculous self-hating white girl "social justice" bitch on Tumblr to laugh at how much she apologizes for being white cis scum >she posts about having back trouble >"Yes, I am very fat (280 lbs, 5’5), and if your advice is “lose weight”, well, I ain’t getting any thinner being unable to walk for long distances or sit up in a chair for too long or lay down comfortable."
>Get together with old friends >hambeast came with >nothing against fat people >something against this fatass >Has "snack purse' >randomly pull out the worst imaginable shit >fried twinkies >complains about being fat >blames genetics >hates "fags" >super ultra christ-fag >will occasionally pray before digging into snack purse >mfw
>Run 4 miles after work >Go to dinner with friends >One of them is borderline obese, says she's treating herself after her exercise today >Burger with mounds of cheese oozing out the sides, mountain of fries, huge ass cup of soda >I get my grilled chicken salad and water >"What's the matter, anon, you on a diet?" Not really, I ran 4 miles before I came here and I'm not that hungry. >"4 miles and you're not hungry?! I barely ran a mile and I'm starving!" >mfw
> exercise a shit ton >don't have to be strict with diet >order whopper and fries >captain ham-planet comes up to me >how do you stay so fit and eat that? through mouthfuls of onion rings (i shit you not) >I try to remain polite; "I swim alot, lots of cardio is suppose. >Tries to make conversation with me about exercise, follows me over to my booth, sits down >finish food >some inane shit about a "high carb/fat diet that actually works >Say "that must be really working for you huh?" > speechless as i leave BK
>Like a lot of fat people he was really immature, couldn't take jokes at all, he'd respond in a really over the top way >guy wolf whistles at him >I FUCKED YOUR MOTHER CUNT! >Last I heard he was 160kgs >He was driving us to Mcdonalds one night when he stopped to whistle at some teenagers, he stalled the car, the teens then pelted his car with rocks, cracking two of the windows. >Last year he was telling all the first years about his success with the ladies, after embarrassing himself every time he went out he took a vow of celibacy >man I'd be getting so much pussy if I wanted to
>I can't stop drinking soda, >I need something with flavor, >water doesn't quench my thirst. >If I only drink water I would drink a gallon a day. Now this guy is 400lbs, so I try telling him he could use a gallon of water a day. And he drinks 2 2liters so that's about the same amount.
>me and overweight girl go to breakfast >Ali decided to tag along >me and overweight girl both grab the same things, oatmeal pancake and a sausage >as we sit down and eat we both watched in mild disgust as Ali ate a HUGE chocolate waffle with about 2 cups of whipped cream on the top with syrup and two glasses of mellow yellow >Ali then went to order an omelet and came back with these cheesy hash brown things >me and overweight girl went to put our trays away as she got her omelet >we waited for her to finish and I swear Ali was considering getting more food >as we walked back Ali trailed behind and tried to call for us to wait >me and the overweight girl ignored her and made it back to the dorm with Ali over two blocks behind us >that smile we shared when we remembered she forgot her keys she had to knock on the door until someone else answered it
>tfw I used to be a fat chick >tfw one winter I was running to catch a bus and slipped and fell right in front of my dorm >tfw it was probably posted as an FPS and the person who wrote it said I pulled a bag of McDonalds out of my pocket and started eating it right there on the ground
>Fat guy at my college confused being fat with being strong >Boasts about how strong he is and how good he is with women, claims to have had 20 girlfriends (he was 18 at the time) >he gets mugged by a 14 year old, a guy yelled at him in a bar and he cried. >slaps a girl's ass at a club, she turned around and slapped the crap out of him, he cried again >He went through a whole bunch of this stuff before he decided to join the gym >try and keep up with me ladies! >manages 3 reps of 0plate before excusing himself to go throw up >Walks on the treadmill for 5 minutes >leaves and never comes back, he'd already bought a 9 month membership
FPS from this morning. >Go to Publix Supermarket to buy groceries for my beef soup. > Get that corn (0.37 per ear), pound of potatoes, carrots, celery, yam, carrots, kidney beans, pigeon peas, 2 pounds of stew beef, 2 lamb. >In the meat section I notice 4 chubs swarming around the pork ribs, guess there must be a party in the offing >Pay and go home, start my pot on the stove and sit at the comp. >First thing I see on Yahoo is the news that the Mcrib is not coming back for 2012, but there is a recipe in the article where you can make a similar sandwich >Realize chubs were rushing out to try to make Mcribs
>PLANET, GET OUT OF HERE. YOU DON'T BELONG ON EARTH. YOU'RE A PLANET. YOU BELONG IN OUTER SPACE. YOU HAVE YOUR OWN GRAVITY.
>Ali has an ex boyfriend she keeps talking about >she claims that he got her best friend pregnant >his name is Matt, she wont let us see what he looks like, she told me she has a sweatshirt of his that she wears, but she won't let me know which sweatshirt it is >her description of him is essentially a 6 foot tall ottermode >all the girls pity her when she tells them how he broke her heart and call him an ass when she tells them he still wants to be with her when he is going to have a kid with her best friend Funny thing is, she kept this story up for the first two weeks or so of college. I have not heard her mention it to another person yet. Ever since she first started telling the story I thought it was a complete load of bullshit. So I plan on waiting to see if I can call her out on her bluff. I doubt a guy like she described would be interested in her, she has a crap personality, talks about the same things over and over again, and eats like a pig. Unless of course, he's desperate
>walking out of bathroom at work >have to take a sort of narrow little hallway to get out >turn corner >very fat man in mobility scooter in hallway >he says excuse me and backs out, allowing me to pass thanks fat guy