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@loveandpinksparkles
i love little kids with very niche interests. Like for awhile I nannied for a family who had a little girl who loved old black and white movies. She adopted a transatlantic accent, constantly wore a long string of plastic pearls, and would often dramatically drape herself over pieces of furniture when told to do something and say “I just can’t do it babe”
i once dropped her stuffed animal and she yelled “there’s been a murder!”
ive been watching the holiday season of nailed it all day and in episode 6 the bakers were fucking up so badly that the camera man was repeatedly driven to literal tears while shakily filming their creations
big fan of water bottles tbh. you put water in them and then you can drink it and then you can put more in??? love it
this is so sad star lord play hooked on a feeling
i don’t care how lesbian sandra oh is in killing eve nothing - NOTHING!!! - is ever going to top her performance in the princess diaries (2001) as vice principal gupta like her delivery of the line “gupta. mm-hmm. mm-hmm. mm-hmm. [long OSCAR WORTHY pause] the QUEEN is coming. to grove high school.” like the game was CHANGED! meryl is shaking!!!!
Pooh Bear
I see many Winnie the Poohs at the hospital (aka Winnie aka Pooh aka Pooh Bear), as you may guess. Many look like this, a bit flat and with small wounds, designed to have a removable shirt:
They come for spas:
New hearts and stuffing:
And plumping up so they have a proper belly again:
Sometimes they look like this:
A bit more loved… or as his person said, in more “desperate condition”.
He also had a spa (not everyone does):
As you may’ve noticed, he needed a new nose and there were several options:
His heart had a pooh on it as well as some magic from a heffalump:
And after a bit of arm and smile surgery, soon he was healthy and ready to fly home:
His person wrote “He looks wonderful!”
The final Pooh I’m going to show you today just flew home yesterday. He is always called Pooh Bear. He is 14 years old and showed every year of hugs.
Here are the photos his person’s mom sent for diagnosis:
As you can see, Pooh Bear was a bit flat and a bit gray. He came in for a spa:
Got new stuffing and a magical Heffalump heart to preserve a bit of his original stuffing:
And finally was clean and plump and fluffy and ready to fly home:
He could even sit on his own! His people said his chubbiness was perfect and as I said, he flew home yesterday!
Alicia Silverstone (1990’s)
give me a lady macbeth who is furious. a lady macbeth who is batshit crazy long before she kills herself. a lady macbeth who is fifteen or twenty years younger than macbeth, the victim of an arranged marriage, raging mad and half-savage and confined and unrestrained. a lady macbeth who spits her lines at her husband. a lady macbeth who is unstable and neurotic, frustrated and vulnerable in one scene but merciless and cruel in the next. give me a lady macbeth who is young and ferocious and fucking unhinged.
oh man this tea is delicious
my nutritionist: “hey so like, what the Fuck have you been doing to your body?”
me: “oh this thing? this isn’t mine im just renting”
listen i know this post requires you to suspend your disbelief just long enough to imagine me going to a nutritionist but i promise you it’s worth it
say what you want about millenials but at least we dont lick our fingers to turn a page
*gets hit with feelings i thought i was over with* mmm i see that we’re recycling now
Hello I just wanted to tell everyone I'm EXTRA sensitive and EXTRA dramatic
#have you seem michelles arms #she dont need no help carrying a mini fridge
omg
I can’t find the video but he told a really funny story about how Michelle and the girls were like a military operation decorating the room and he was standing there useless so they told him to put an Ikea lamp together and he completely fucked it up.
