20 pounds of fandom in a 5 pound bag

hey i'm ace this is my emotional support trash blog (they/them)

[the-big-mood]

[progressivemillennial]

“If I have one message to give to the secular American people, it’s that the world is not divided into countries. The world is not divided between East and West. You are American, I am Iranian, we don’t know each other, but we talk together and we understand each other perfectly. The difference between you and your government is much bigger than the difference between you and me. And the difference between me and my government is much bigger than the difference between me and you. And our governments are very much the same.”

― Marjane Satrapi, Iranian graphic novelist

[velutfortuna]

Goodnight, and rest in peace, Marjane Satrapi. Thank you for your work and your voice. May we hear you.

[parkchanwoohoo]

Killed this ant that came in the kitchen and the next day it came right back but it was holding a needle. Killed it again and it came back the next day wearing a cape and then I noticed I had a giant HP bar labeled KITCHEN BEHEMOTH and I was like man cmon dont call me that

[omtai]

thought autocomplete would take me to outlook dot com not realising id forgotten the T before i pressed enter. However was very much pleased at what it took me to instead. I think I don't want to see my emails now. I think I will stay with the oul.

[fred-the-dinosaur]

i hope this email never finds you. i hope you are with the oul

[parkchanwoohoo]

This whole series is so goddamn funny

[emmaklee]

Nishimoto Ryota

a piece of wood carved to fit perfectly into a zippered plastic bag

[fcntasmas]

MAKE SOME NOISE 3.03 - two guys from brooklyn’s fight turned meet-cute

bonus:

[gayhoediaz]

do you guys wanna see my favorite video on the internet yes you do

[teaboot]

HES SO HAPPY HE JUST LOVES FANS SO MUCH

[writing-is-a-martial-art]

Putting teaboot's tags here too because this joy for life needs to be shared I think

[mountaincottontail]

look how cute this background is on his youtube

[c3rvida3]

During a hike a few years ago, I was, like, taking the proper tick precautions, tucking my pants into my socks, etc. and everyone was making fun of me for being so freaked about ticks, and later the topic of genie wishes came up and one of the girls there said, "I'd wish that ticks could fly so Newt would kill himself."

[c3rvida3]

I appreciate the concern, but I laughed so hard I almost threw up.

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

[tatzelwurming]

listen i consider myself an empathic person but after a certain point i get sick of other people’s problems. my friend is always talking about how the jewel-eyed skull on their mantlepiece is tormenting them w its sinister beauty and im over it. like dude i don’t want to talk about this anymore. get rid of the fucking skull

[e-102]

you’ are biased against my skull

[tatzelwurming]

i’m not having this argument again man

[byjove]

Last night I had a vivid nightmare that I had a secret uncle that no one told me about that disappeared in the 1970s as a 6 year old and I went on this investigative journey to find his killer and bring him home and deal with this oppressive grief that had plagued my family for 50 years. Only one photo existed of him and he was this cute little blond toddler in overalls in my grandparents yard, which I’m pretty sure is a memory of an actual photo of my uncle I’ve seen. I woke up near tears mourning this poor dead kid that would have died 25 years before my birth and who never existed at all. Anyway, I don’t think I like melatonin.

[dogpuppy]

[mythmagicetc]

if your mutuals are watching a hockey game you will NOT be told:

who is winning

the score

what goalie interference is

you WILL be told:

everyone involved needs to die

sidney crosby is older and more beautiful

[cdzen]

if i were attracted to someone i would ignore them and if someone were interested in me i would ignore them and if someone cute asked me out i would say no #myimpenetrablefortress

[detailspecialist]

Dr. Melissa King + Dr. Trinity Santos in

THE PITT S2

[brighthounds]

okay i promise i'm only going to do this the one time. I promise I'm not going to continue to be annoying about this. but i am sharing my instagram post to tumblr because idk why not yolo. maybe this will actually be useful to somebody. and more can be found on the world's most cursed website/app.

[brighthounds]

hello again! there is now a free ebook version of this with additional tips, ideas, and thoughts on the subject of dog parenting while chronically ill (written by a dog trainer with chronic illness). It's pay-what-you-want (including the low low price of $0) and you can get it at the above link on Ko-fi.