Love and Venom

Lover of all things fictional, especially fantastic, whimsical stories that take me out of my own head. Or make me cry. Whatever. This is a multi-fandom/things I just like blog, but I do try to tag all of my posts.

[redead-red]

Elijah Wood, Daniel Radcliffe, and Robert Pattison all have this like... this vibe. This energy.

I'm not quite sure what it is...but it's something.

[redead-red]

@kdinjenzen you are so right

[godblesskurt]

@elliteracy is also so right #it’s playing a genre-defining role in a fantasy series as a youth#and then spending the rest of their careers specifically and selectively playing the weirdest little men they can find

[comingouttomyself]

[grantwilson]

[id: a tweet from JuanPa (jpbrammer), reading: "winter is just me asking my body 'are you sick?' and my body being like 'maybe ;)'". end id]

[guerrillatech]

[kalyug]

hot girl summer is over now its dostoevsky winter <3

[elvarasokazokakurvaelvarasok-de]

[fungiblegoods]

[catsoverloaded]

Poor girl broke her favorite sitting basket.

[kitten-cab00dle]

I’m sorry but this is the funniest thing I have ever seen ever in my fucking life her PEETS are STICKING OUT

[devouringyourson]

absolutely can't abide people who moan about the logical inconsistencies on hannibal like "that doesn't work...that's not legal... that's physically impossible blah blah blah" it's amazing how they think they're watching some high brow, intricate crime procedural and not this high camp gay horror rom com where the main villain is an ostentatious european whose name literally rhymes with cannibal and grew up in a great big dracula castle

[memewhore]

[pepprs]

[valtsv]

black cats don’t give you bad luck but hating black cats does in the form of my fists

[hungwy]

Its embarrassing to have my mask off now. Thats too intimate. My coworkers don't know me like that

[dankmemeuniversity]

[kushblazer666]

[toastbutteregg]

[valkyriexpandora]

Same energy 

[revyourharleyquinn]

[thefuzzydave]

[drinkyourjuiceshelby]

[stupidbeecandle]

I lived and worked in a lighthouse at a previous job.  There was a thick line painted in a circle around the shack where the fog signal was kept.  The line represented how close you could get to the fog signal without experiencing physical harm in the form of eardrums shattering or worse.

Even in the house it was LOUD.  Probably the loudest thing I have ever experienced but at a normal, predictable interval.  You would begin to time your sentences with little pauses with the rest of the lighthouse crew so you would talk like this while making your………..HORN…………. tea and then carry on talking because you knew when it would go off.  It rattled the walls and the dishes in our cabinet.

At least one girl had died there. They kept photos of her everywhere “in honor of her sacrifice” because she had decided to take the winter watch alone and died in a storm where bounders the size of mini vans had been lifted out of the ocean and left scattered across the island, to say nothing of the ice chunks.  People weren’t allowed to be alone on the watch after that.

One day a dead moose washed up on shore and it took my entire crew all day but we managed to rig up a line to hang it up to dry because we thought having a moose skeleton in the house would really spice the living room up a bit.  It did.  Weird shit happens when six of you are left alone, like ALONE ALONE, no cell reception, no wifi, just a radio to contact the real world and not a lot of reason to do that.  People don’t go on lighthouse jobs if they want to stay connected, I’ve found.

That said Id do it all again, I really do treasure those days

[glowingghosty]

[catasters]

[medusaceratops-deactivated20210]

i’ll say it til the cows come home but as undeniably strange as the star wars prequels are, george lucas’ direction with anakin was downright fucking inspired. people were waiting for whatever badass backstory lucas was sure to give them, awaiting a naturally intimidating actor with rogueish charm to be cast, waiting for this masterpiece of badass villainy or whatever, and george lucas is like no, no, i’ve got you. and then he finds the one man on the planet who looked babier than baby mark hamill and says, “his main personality trait will be being weird and awkward, secondary personality trait loving his wife, tertiary personality trait being incredibly good at murder, and all of these traits will do battle on the silver screen for three movies until they all win in possibly the worst way.” that fucking rules. george lucas could’ve done anything with darth vader and he willingly, enthusiastically chose mentally unstable college student who is somehow married but his only friend is his kind-of dad. that fucking rules, top down, that’s fucking exquisite. if you don’t think that premise is inherently entertaining you’ve got no taste

[kitmarlowe]

Right, hard to be conclusive about the cause of death but, uh…Well, it’s going to be plague, isn’t it?

[archaeo-geek]

A bunch of plague pit ghosts invisibly playing Guess Who with their own skeletons while an archaeologist excavates them is honestly one of the funniest concepts I’ve ever seen.