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losing my mind over this

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my therapist: so how are you doing today?

me:

big-gay-mike

Is your therapist washing you?

honted

used her hand sanitizer

tiralatele

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this is the biggest plot twist of our generation

ruelukas22

I thought there was no way he could come out of that looking like a winner and he proved me wrong so hard

valleyvulpes

hotvampireadjacent

The power just died I was literally in the middle of canceling hello fresh their snipers got me

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weaver-z

I deeply admire Harrison Ford's unfailing commitment to taking beloved characters out with him every time he leaves a franchise

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brawltogethernow

#it’s so obvious they named it based on how we inconvenience them rather than what it actually does to us

There it the fuck is.

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That last comment though like dang

beardedmrbean

gotta admit, I'm impressed with their dedication to the bit

kosmogrl

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inkskinned

Actually life is beautiful because the sound I make while trying to breathe around hot food sounds like my dog trying to eat an apple. When I yawn my cat tries to put his face in my mouth like a little dentist man and when he yawns I put my finger in his obligate-carnivore trapzone and we both know he will not hurt me. When I do not fold my clothes, they do not hold it against me.

I am demonstrably sad, and lonely, and full of fear. But there are other people who will hold my hand, who will point out the hawk overhead, who will give you That Look in a public place. The other day at a coffee shop a child said "look! It's snowing!" so all of us strangers went to go look out the windows. It wasn't the first snow and it won't be the last but wasn't it lovely, like that?

How wonderful to live in a world where birds and frogs both say beep! How wonderful to have an ocean of beautiful sharks with their dinosaur teeth! How wonderful the moon and her changing face, how wonderful the bees and their dancing to communicate, how wonderful shrimp and their forbidden layers of vision! How wonderful, you, and what you will give the world! The way we love things enough to spend entire blogs devoted to them? How people will let me explain my Pokemon team to them? How we will both jump at the scare in the movie, how we laugh so loudly, how it feels to give someone your baking? How wonderful to be alive. I am sorry for forgetting.

This is the process of getting better. With wonderful people and wonderful strangers and wonderful friends: I am getting better, slowly. Thank you, whoever you are. In some way, you've been wonderful, and left a wonderful place in the world to ripple out to me. In some small way - isn't it beautiful - I promise, you've been helping.