*dirty talking* you’ve been a very bad boy and im just going to straight up kill you now

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*dirty talking* you’ve been a very bad boy and im just going to straight up kill you now
not trying to make fun of her at all but literally me after a psychotic break
people who express seething, violent hatred towards cyclists: you make people feel unsafe as fuck! you're allowed to be annoyed with cyclists. some of us are dicks who need to learn the road rules. but anytime I see someone "joke" about hitting cyclists with their car I feel a little bit sick to my stomach.
feels like as soon as my feet are on the pedals of my only reliable mode of transport, I become a target for people driving a terrifyingly fast and heavy car. when I was barely a toddler, my dad had to go on rallies to raise awareness about the fact that people on bikes are PEOPLE who do not deserve to be KILLED BY DRIVERS.
he had slogans trying to remind people that he was a dad with a 2 year old son at home, because both him and his friends have had drivers swerve at them any time they got on their bicycles. I just find how "normal" it is to want to kill cyclists pretty fucking scary.
"it's just a joke" yep! but jokes are rooted in ideas that you are reinforcing. you can laugh about how annoying cyclists are without sounding like you want us to get life ending injuries for inconveniencing you.
two day update to this post! so soon, but what can you do!
little request and reminder: this post is not a platform for you to tell the world how much you despise cyclists. I see every addition! [,:
there has been a shocking (but somehow unsurprising) number of people who saw this post about how my friends and family are at the mercy of drivers every time we get on our bikes, this post about how so many people have lost friends to road rage because they were cyclists, and decided this was the right place to seethe about us without even a word of recognition for the actual issue I'm trying so hard to bring light to.
just. I don't know. maybe a post about people being killed is not the place to talk shit about said people! could we please practice thinking before we speak?
if god were real smoking weed would still be fun
pro tip you can just grab a bunch of random parts from dumpsters and hardware stores and computer stores and just attach them together haphazardly and then put it in your suitcase and take it to the airport and get arrested pretty much 100% of the time
scared of the unknown but also hopeful
me this summer cause i'm fat and don't give a fuck
GET INTO HER...
i love people so much that im trying to be one myself. its a bit crazy, i know…
once you realize you don’t actually need to sleep, you can really (stops talking abruptly and stares straight ahead for 4 minutes)
Him getting smaller and smaller as he walks up to the truck is some real Peter Jackson The Lord of the Rings forced perspective movie magic
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Remember, at no point had anyone been charged with a crime nor found guilty of a crime. There was no trial—there was only an allegation followed by a swift execution. And even if there were petty theft involved, theft is not a crime punishable by death.
No human life is worth taking over (allegedly) stolen Walmart merchandise.
The police lie. Constantly. Walmart lies. About everything.
We have seen this too many times before. Never believe the police version of events. Ever.