i just loves vinegar!

all kinds

[loveeevinegar]

marshmallow sculpture

[bluering8]

listen to me, this is so so important: you've gotta get used to really giving it your 60% as a default. like don't half-ass it necessarily but try not to go over 70% or so of an ass. you'll feel better and live a happier more fulfilled life, and on the rare occasions where you do need to lock the fuck in you'll be able to pull off bullshit that the sad miserable wretches giving it their 100% can never dream off, because they're busy draining themselves dry and you have energy reserves to spare.

[smokingchagga]

This is actually what I was adviced to do at the work rehabilitation program I went to. Hasn't left my mind since. 10/10 solid advice

[alphacrone]

as a child i assumed that martha’s vineyard was a fancy private vineyard owned by martha stewart and the reason rich people vacationed there was because they were friends with martha

[bustedlestatdoll]

my mom just had a 7cm brain tumor removed and since she's woken up she's been talking nonstop about this dream she had about going to an art gallery full of colourful paintings by a 'homosexual artist' named klimsdorf who was ethereal and wise, both young and old... at first she was convinced he was a real person but after failing to find him online she's accepted he was a figment of her subconscious mind and is now determined to bring him to life via painting his portrait herself. she's 67 and has never drawn in her life. and now this. blorbo from her tumor

[herpsandbirds]

[bigtimetommy]

me after ants find me asleep at the picnic

[berdyayeva]

being an executioner used to be an inherited job. imagine dealing with teen angst and also job shadowing your dad the town’s torturer

[mens-rights-activia]

[mens-rights-activia]

Haha you don’t know how happy this would make Louis(my friend featured in my videos) he loves lonely island 🥹

[cutecipher]

as a feminist i support recreational abortion

[cutecipher]

i have mixed feelings about competitive

[cutecipher]

*maddest ive ever been, eye twitching* thats baseless. its something else actually.

[riessene]

my long time conspiracy theory is that the huge prevalence of "dead wife" trope is because a lot of writers want their cool male protagonist to be single and/or focused on his goal but don't know how else "justify" him not pursuing women around him sexually or god forbid turn their advances down that is not emasculating in their mind

[sapphosdottir]

one of the most frustrating things about job hunting right now is everyone trying to give you advice and all of the advice is contradictory. And you do your best to follow it all bc you're convinced it's your fault you can't get a job offer. A dozen versions of your resume, spending 45 minutes perfectly tailoring each cover letter, having the most perfect interview skills, and having references/letters of recommendation still get you nowhere.

What if it's not entirely your fault?

What if companies never had any intention to hire?

1 in 3 job listing in the US are ghost jobs

Ghost jobs are becoming more common

US Senator calls for an investigation into ghost jobs

What if they were actively discriminating against you? Or simply using your resume to train AI? Or building a secret report about you based solely on the LLM's assumptions about you?

Workday lawsuit over AI bias in job screening

Five AI-based job screening services could face a class action lawsuit over violating the rights of job applicants

AI company sued over secretly scoring job applicants

Instead of blaming the job hunter, how about we recognize the system that's set up to make them fail.

Normally I like to offer suggestions for paths to solutions, but I don't know how to solve this problem. not on my own.

[queer-as-city-folk]

all of those are brown

[kt--extinction]

here is the picture from the Año Nuevo State Park instagram, the colour is suspected to be from rolling in red algae

[queer-as-city-folk]

That one is porple

[making-friendos]

One must imagine Sisyphus happy

[transastronautistic]

ID: cartoon of a yellow dog rolling a ginormous tennis ball up a mountain, looking determined. It gets to the top of the mountain and sits there, panting — until the tennis ball starts rolling down the hill, at which point the dog runs chasing after it, looking thrilled. Comic signature is making-friends

[xtec]

This is what the average YouTube thumbnail looks like now

[noneuclideangarf]

spent too long on this

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

your mom is a baked potato your dad's dumb ass is asparagus and you are a god damn green bean

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

if i was in an alien movie i'd be luring the xenomorph into a hot wok and adding chili, garlic, ginger, shaoxin wine, scallions, white pepper and sesame oil

[bane-of-technology]

My comment got nuked within minutes, no surprise there

[standwithdaanes]

Banana Massacre - Wikipedia