cinnamon girl

carmen perez

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carmentorerro‌:

you know what would be really good right now? if we just pretend this thing isn’t due tomorrow morning and deep dive on youtube instead.

normally i’d be all for procrastination, but i kinda need an a on this shit. i may or may not have flunked the last three tests in a row...

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ezraquits‌:

do you think anyone will get mad that i let that stray cat in? it really seemed to be meowing with a purpose, you know?

i’ll help you hide it if you let me pick the name... how do you feel about prada? oh my god, no... miu miu!

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prcttyeyed‌:

‘‘We have a bigger problem here if offering to order chinese food will make you flunt out of college,’‘ he commented with a grin. ‘‘You were looking at your phone, you weren’t studying, don’t be so fucking dramatic,’‘ Sam mused, calling out her bullshit.

“what can i say... i’m easily distracted,” carmen replied with a shrug. “but i will take an order of lo mein and some egg rolls. and i’ll have you know, i was googling what year catherine the great died... dickhead.”

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anthonyxcosta‌:

are you sure that’s what i said? i might have adhd but i don’t think i’d forget lying

you’re absolutely hilarious, anthony. please, keep it up. i’d be more hurt if i didn’t own a mirror...

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saintjha‌:

nah- it’s just about making life as hard as possible for you. clearly, you have a low thresh hold.

well congrats, you’ve gone above and beyond once again. not only have you made me lose my train of thought, you’re blocking my sun. would it kill you to move six inches to the left?

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addyespo‌:

“it’s just a petition to end commercial fishing of sharks, i would just need your name, email, and major.”

“am i an idiot for having no idea people fished for sharks? how do you even catch one... you’d need a big ass fishing pole.”

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wwfinleyd‌:

and here i came to help you out, should i leave? i’ll remind you that i’m a speed reader and the best damn quiz giver you’ve ever met, before you decide.

how am i supposed to focus on dumbass wars that happened hundreds of years ago when all i can think about is how i’d rather be splitting a bottle of wine and an order of mozzarella sticks? this is impossible.

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is your main goal in life to make me flunk out of college or do you have a reason for interrupting my studies?

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addyespo‌:

“HEY! can you do me a favor really quick?”

“maybe... depends on what it is.”

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mcrianas‌:

‘‘freshman are so temperamental. it was only a tiny prank.’’

“i would say be nice but it’s too much fun watching you fuck with underclassmen. carry on...”

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jadethatcherr‌:

can i help you?

Originally posted by ng4w

Originally posted by jcobelordi

as beyonce said, “if you don’t jump to put on jeans, baby, you don’t feel my pain.” anyway... have you seen an iphone with a leopard print case lying around here?

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anthonyxcosta‌:

im sorry… what did i say again? 

something about how gorgeous and perfect i am? i dunno, i wasn’t paying attention...