I’m making bread
bread boys
my sons!
THEY’RE DELICIOUS
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@loveisloveforeverandeverrr
I’m making bread
bread boys
my sons!
THEY’RE DELICIOUS
frog bread was tagged explicit. reblog the forbidden frog bread for luck and power
How to spot signs and symptoms of Breast Cancer
Reblog to literally save a life
whish they told us this in school, all they did was say “feel for lumps, you will know when you feel it”
Happy 7/27!!!!
I’m trying to decide if I want a puppy or a relationship. They both give good cuddles...
Camila & PR
Management: Guess what? We got some good news!
Camila: *gets all excited* what is it?!
Management: You’re gonna break up with Matthew Hussey.
Camila: FUCK YES! AAAHAHAHSHDHSJJAJSHDDH-
Management: And we’re gonna then get you in a relationship with you’re best buddy Shawn!
Camila: ....but I can’t just go from one relationship to anothe- *gets interrupted*
Management: And! You’re going to do a sexual music video with him called señorita.
Camila: You can’t just do that to me! I have feelings, you know? And I don’t think that Lauren would like that...
Management: don’t care! You signed the contract and now we’re gonna be getting a whole lotta money from you HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Have fun!
Camila: *drinks a lot of wine to get herself to do the music video*
Shawmila shippers: OMG OMG OUT OF KNOWHERE CAMILA & SHAWN ARE FINALLY TOGETHER EVEN THOUGH THEY’VE KNOWN EACH OTHER FOR LIKE 5 YEARS!!!
Camila & Shawn going on a ‘date’
*random ass person video taping them*
Shawn: They’re recording!! Look like we’re in love or something...
Camila: ok ok. *starts forcibly laughing and wheezing*
Shawn: *Awkwardly chuckling and swinging her hand around*
Camila: IS It WORkiNG?!
Shawn: Maybe we should laugh even more?
Camila: GOOD IDEA! *falls on the floor and acts like she’s dying from laughter*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!
Shawn: HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA *walks backwards and accidentally falls in the pool*
Shawn & Camila: *Actually laughing and acting like friends rather than a ‘couple’*
Camila: *while laughing* I-I don’t think this ‘relationship’ is gonna work. We’re tooo GAY!
Shawn: *Laughing even more*
Person recording: Awww what a cute couple!
Hate me. But I think that Shawn is Bi and he likes Camila but she’s too gay to like him back lol. Everyone’s got their own opinions... I have sooo many femm guy friends who are straight ...soooo?
When I was a child I would always look at teens with their lovers and tell myself I will never grow up and be like them. Guess what? I’m exactly like the teens I’ve seen. Being all angsty and falling for every pretty person who walks by.
BEST CAMINAH DREAM EVER
Omg I just had the most amaaazing Caminah dream EVER. Ok so it started with me first getting a cute gf and hanging out with her all day at school. Theeen school ended and I went outside and there was this huuuuge ass parade or festival occurring. I then saw one of my friends who was said “Hey! Come with me and hang out with the group of friends!” I was like “ok sure whateves.” Then I saw that CAMILA WAS THERE. She looked at me smiled and looked away. Then she started to walk away and I was like hellll naaah. So I yelled out to her “CAMILA CABELLO YOU JUST MADE MY HEART ACHE AND THEN BREAK IN LESS THAN A MILLISECOND! YOU CANT DO THAT TO MEH!” She just smiled and cam over to me and she decided to chill with my friends and I. Then I held her hand (btw I woke up with sweaty hands cuz of how nervous I was in my dream) and it was soooo soft and smooth! I said “omggg ur hands are so soft! What lotion do u use?” Like bruuuh whyyyy would I ask that???! HERE IS WHERE SHIT GOES DOWN! Dinah came out of NOWHERE. I was like “OMG ITS DINAH” I flipping jumped on the girl and hugged her so strongly. Then Caminah was happening. Camila and Dinah went up to each other and hugged as tho they haven’t in so sooo long. My friends and I started sobbing our eyes out and Shawn was there too out of nowhere tearing up. It was a good day in that dream tbh.
Dis is gonna be my third year being a camren shipper... what am I doing with my life???
Shit-show is over...........
It’s about damn time, they put an official end to that fake shit-show. I knew this was coming, since May. I just wasn’t sure when it was coming…until we got Señorita. Then I was pretty sure it was coming sometime this week.
The last time we “seen” them together, was May. Then on May 13, Variety gave us the scoop on her buying her own house in L.A. She was showing us her independence by buying her own place, instead of shacking up with her “boyfriend” of 18 months. (I guess Camila wasn’t all that great at “complementing” that fuckers masculinity. lol)
When we never got a Pap shot of his ass coming out of her house, I knew the contract was completed, and was anticipating the official word. She has been “moping” around for a bit, looking all sad and depressed. (she should really win an Oscar for this shit) No sign of the dickhead. They chose to do a Pap shot outside her house, WITH HER MOTHER, instead. That had me chuckling.
(For those who actually thought the Paps were waiting outside her house for her to magically come out and give them something…Why? Have you learned nothing? Why would Camila walk outside her nice secure walled and gated house, to have a conversation with her mother, IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FUCKING STREET??? She wouldn’t!! That was a planned Pap shot, plain and simple.)
Then when we got Señorita, I anticipated the announcement. It pretty much had to happen, now. They couldn’t really push Shmila in the media, while Camila was “officially” still in a “relationship” with the scam artist. That would have invited cheating rumors, and nobody wants that. There were only two good options here. Either announce the “split” and play up Shmila in the media, to help promote the song…or play down the Shmila rumors, which was not going to be the best marketing and promotion for the duet. They chose to promote Shmila and the duet. The timing had to be right, though. They couldn’t release the song and hype Shmila, until the PR contract was up. That’s what they did.
This has been in the works for a while. What did Camila say, 8 months in the making? So, they have been planning the release of the duet with the announcement of the “split” for quite some time. Remember what I said…It’s all about timing, timing, timing.
The other thing that comes out of all this, is now, her heartbreak songs that are going to be on CC2, will have a “public” reason. Why is this important? Because everyone wants an explanation for every little thing Camila releases. They want to know what her inspiration was for every little lyric she writes. She has to have something planned to tell the public. Here you go.
Last but not least, one of the best things to come from the “official ending” of the PR Relationship with the scumbag, is all those people saying FUA was about his ass. Not a fucking chance. The “relationship ran it’s course”…meaning the contract was up. Trust me, she is not looking for that mother fucker in everyone she meets. She is looking for the complete opposite.
So, it’s finally over. Pop the corks and throw a party. We don’t have to see that asshat dragging Camila around everywhere anymore.
[ Side note: Roger Gold, don’t fuck up Camila and Shawns friendship by putting them in a damn PR Relationship. It’s not needed. Let the media speculate the hell out of them, but don’t give in to all the hype. It’s not worth it….In fact, just cool it with the PR Relationships and the whole straight heteronormative image. Just let Camila be Camila. She has what it takes, to sell herself. She doesn’t need a man on her arm to sell her talent to the world.]
Omg I almost forgot Lern Jergi’s birthday!!! Happy bday to this lovely girl.
How old is she now???! 23?! Wow... time goes by so fucking fast!
Let’s all be delusional and assume that Camila broke up with the bird face guy as a present to Lern.
We camren shippers should all have a crazy ass party together cuz of Camila’s ‘breakup’ with Matthew P*ssy. Thank goddd I don’t have to see his ugly a$$ face anymore.... party at my place! Jk lol
Camila sorta spoiled me when it comes to girl crushes. I seem to not find a girl who fascinates me the same way she does to me...
ugh ok FINE, u know what, I give up. there's no use talking to u people. if you wanna be delusional, be delusional. you wanna believe camila's gay? fine. camila's a hOmOsExUaL. you wanna believe camila and a girl she hasn't even seen since 2016 are in love? fine. ALL of camila's songs are about her. camila wants to MARRY her. she wants to HAVE BABIES with her. sooo believable. she only pretended to date men and lied to her fans. got it 👍 makes TOTAL sense, thanks for opening my eyes. bye
you’re welcome
I hate it when a shit ton of times I’d be at the same city where Camila or Lauren would be. Cuz it’s like I’m soooo close to u but just not close enough....
Is it bad that I give a pissed off look at a teacher during school just cuz he looks exactly like Matthew hussey? I meaaaan....