Learning Languages Is Meh

Just a duddette in 'Merica

[lesbiandeino]

Pokémon Platinum (2008)

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

it’s only an unpaid internship if you don’t steal enough office supplies

[ramenismyhome]

Stealing is wrong

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

You mean unpaid internships? I agree

[kontrazvedka-deactivated2019031]

[armsnotsigns]

But somehow its white folks fault

[thunder-the-ranger-wolf]

Do… Do you know where Spain is located?

[armsnotsigns]

How does spains location matter?

[kontrazvedka-deactivated2019031]

[armsnotsigns]

Y'all are the ones that think Spaniards are white.

[kontrazvedka-deactivated2019031]

[roseskiies]

Hello this is the dumb bitch pride flag i just made it! The red stands for wrath, the blue for sadness, and the black is for the inescapable void of never knowing anything uwu

[datgreatterfysharkcritic-deacti]

Must the word “bitch” be used? Can we say “Dumb woman” or “Dumb Lady” or Dumb Girl” or Dumb Female” pride flag instead of using a derogatory word that men use to equate us to dogs to be dominated, controlled and fucked?

[roseskiies]

Sorry I’m at Saw Con I can’t change it now

[datgreatterfysharkcritic-deacti]

Ok. Saw Con?

[roseskiies]

saw con my dick and balls

[ches-not-cheese-deactivated2025]

Here is a baby button quail on a spoon

Here is a baby button quail falling off a spoon

[klubbhead]

[fishoilandblueberries]

[kkokeiko]

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[rileys-universe]

watching dog videos at 2am yesterday made me want to animate pumpkin screaming at a sock (beware: kinda loud)

[chicks1023]

[safitheartist]

That’s the human equivalant of the “sir are you aware you are a cat” meme.

[starwarsgraphictee]

I thought I was Jewish when I was her age but I was actually Catholic so when my Jewish friends invited me to give a prayer at his house during Chanukah and I recited “Our Father who art in heaven…”, my friend’s mom got on her knees and said to my face in a super soft voice, “Joey, I think you’re catholic not Jewish,” in front of everyone and I thought I was in trouble and I started crying.

[conqueror-of-orgrimmar]

Man wrestling would be so hype if time stops and the Street Fighter-type Super Art flash effect happened, then the move progressed.

I’d get so into everything.

[cerastes]

[intel-i386-deactivated20160703]

This is how the WWE should edit their fights from now on

[always-ascending]

Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them (2016)

[pocblog]

[wattpadfic-deactivated20170213]

when yr so tired ur eyelids are like SHUT IT DOWN BOYS but ur brian is like OPEN THOSE GATES LADS n ur closing ur eyes then opening then closing then opening then closing then opening then closing

[thenosleepsquad-blog]

“ur brian”

[wattpadfic-deactivated20170213]

listen here mate i know what i said and i stick by it i cling to my mistakes like a real man

[rcktpwr]

im gonna go shower and become wet like a crocodile my favorite beast

[rcktpwr]

please for the love of GOD stay safe

[hotvampireadjacent]

did you just tell yourself to stay safe

[longnuts]

Self care

[robertdeniro]

[joshsmutcherson]

[mortalitasis-deactivated2022122]

🤣

[jonginssoo]

sukaibaek’s reactions to the pictures used for their commemorative medals

[meupaudeoculos-blog]

[nosdrinker]

he’s cured

[haveitjoeway2-deactivated201608]

actually if you look at the heart monitor hes flat lining

[bill-11b]

Gotta die somehow.

[krinkshaming-deactivated2017021]

he’s cured

[prguitarman]

A miracle

[nyquilnap]

my man went for it

[kemeeley-deactivated20200120]

hey WHAT THE FUCK ARE THESE THINGS

[nyquilnap]

eels

[eelpatrickharris-deactivated202]

oh… hello beautifuls….

these wiggly fellas are Anguilla dieffenbachii, or New Zealand longfin eels. the ones in local rivers and preserves are known for being gentle, food-driven little weenies that beg tourists for food.

especially hungry wild specimens have been reported to attack humans and animals by swarming them and ripping off their flesh, but these ones are harmless!

[ailurinae]

@eelpatrickharris how can you tell them from other freshwater eels, I’m curious? I was looking around, and it seemed like while some are pretty different (some have spots, etc), there were a bunch that looked basically like this. I was thinking American eels, since OPs profile says Texas, but I certainly couldn’t tell for sure.

[eelpatrickharris-deactivated202]

the size, behavior, and thickness! you see, NZ longfins are known for travelling in herds, and they are big boys. while the majority of anguilla eels grow to 3.3 feet on average—a. rostrata, a. anguilla, a. japonica—longfins can and will grow to 6 feet and over. there have been reports of them growing to 10 feet, but due to overfishing, any specimens like that are long gone.

also, girth. top is a fully grown american eel (4 feet is their absolute maximum, 3 is average), and below is a new zealand longfin who has a few feet to go.

when it comes to mannerisms, you’ll almost never see american eels in groups outside of mating season, when they all migrate to the sea. they’re highly aggressive, distrustful of humans, and bitey. longfins, on the other hand, stick together and act like big water dogs.

it’s a common thing in NZ to have “pet” eels. people will feed scraps of meat to the ones in their local streams, and they’ll start wiggling excitedly when they see you! those eels in the video are just getting really pumped because they think someone has treats. (even though it’s bread, which is bad for them.)

they’re not as scary as they seem. NZ longfin eels just want to be your friend!

(note: this only applies to ones that live in preserves and rivers near civilization. eels from huge lakes and remote areas are generally starving and i don’t recommend trying to be their friend.)