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27| teddy | video games, man

[podcastwizard]

my most toxic trait is i fucking love work gossip. i play neutral not to be the bigger person or take the high road but to hear slander and hearsay from every side. two coworkers complained about each other to me in the same afternoon and i nearly blacked out from the rush

[faeeevee]

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

Id fuck tigress from king fu panda

but would she fuck you? humble yourself

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

A little discussed tumblr experience is that when you add a new gif to a post, it goes into the gif library that everyone has access to

Every now and then you get a notification that a user has added your gif to their post and you are treated to a glimpse of a user you have never seen before in a fandom you have never heard of talking about something you will never see again

And it feels like

10/10 experience, keep it coming

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

Exhibit A

[baratheonpilled]

A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms 1.01

[theanti90smovement]

im  dropping out of school to become a full time piece of shit

[real-kit-walker]

[kurohyatcgami]

kind of the best post ever made

[kyurochurro]

a single mom who works two jobs who loves her kids and never stops

[hungwy]

hey do you think ronald mcdonald is a dom or sub. i sent this before but im not sure if you got it or not

yeah i got it last time

[uhtreds]

locked the fuck out. distractionmaxxing

[leftoverlight]

the menu is hilarious because throughout the movie you try to figure out why those were the people invited to the last meal and why the chef chose them specifically to sacrifice and what is the deeper motive in the performance and then when this guy asks “why” the chef is just like “i watched your movie on my day off and it sucked so bad i can’t look at your face” and then sets him on fire to make s’mores

[lleyksie]

let’s be primitive horses with mama

[guangchuans]

[Image description: digital drawing of an adult horse and its foal running side by side. The design is based on the prehistoric cave painting depictions of horses. The background is solid yellow. End image description.]

[passion-of-l0vers]

i love the concept of sleeveless turtlenecks. suns out guns out. except. it is a little bit chilly. my neck is a little bit chilly

[moniquill]

You know those exist primarily to hide hickeys, right?

[passion-of-l0vers]

u linked the wikipedia article for hickeys,,,,,

[passion-of-l0vers]

i was expecting a source into the history of sleeveless turtlenecks and the involvement of hickeys in their origin but u just linked the wikipedia article for hickeys,,,,,,,,,

[medievaljournalist]

lol yeah go ahead try and attack me *notices i left my dragon scale talisman of immortality at home* or maybe lets not be too hasty

[alphonseelriic]

[cityelf]

I hope this email rules you all. I hope this email finds you. I hope this email brings you all, and in the darkness binds you.

[puppybeast]

testosterone tuesday

[lustcannibalism]

worship and violence both require your devotion

[hanniballecterscock]

and your hands

[lustcannibalism]

AND YOUR HANDS