Welcome to the sugar bowl

Delilah. XXIV.

[walterbuller]

my biggest dream is to calm down

[only-tiktoks]

[skovenshemmeligheder]

Like an old man to a construction site

[stripedteacup]

[lobotomizedskull]

[lobotomizedskull]

[ratsquinks]

olive in her favourite spot having a ponder

[ratsquinks]

me showing olive all the lovely things everyone wrote about her in the tags

[doyouknowwhatimeme]

[theunfairfolk]

ghost hunting team that keep a nonbeliever named steve around as an emergency supernatural suppressant

[theunfairfolk]

he waits in the car with a walkie talkie while they investigate and if things break bad they call him in. as soon as he enters everything stops floating around/trying to kill the hunters and he rolls his eyes and goes back to the car.

[theunfairfolk]

he’s not bluffing. i can’t emphasize that enough. he 100% believes that the hunters calling him in is either a prank, to make him feel useful, or because they’re spookable cowards who panicked when a book fell.

he stays because the money is good and he can play his gameboy in the car.

[theunfairfolk]

i fucking love this so much. it’s like having a service animal but instead it’s a guy named steve who owns more cargo shorts than the Gap continuously baffled by why he keeps getting befriended by goths.

[terminallyonlinecat-deactivated]

This is the urban fantasy I want to see in the world

also @foolofatook001 needs to see this

[p1ss]

[ejacutastic]

I DIDN’T LEARN ABOUT THIS IN DRIVING SCHOOL

[biszumletzten]

Stop says the red light, go says the green

Wait says the yellow light, twinkling in between. 

KNEEL, SAYS THE DEMON LIGHT WITH ITS EYE OF COAL  SAURON KNOWS YOUR LICENSE PLATE  AND STARES INTO YOUR SOUL

[demonsnakes-deactivated20160829]

THIS IS ALWAYS FUNNY

[brightlotusmoon]

@irritatedlifeguard I agree with your tags.

[delphina2k]

Know your puppies!

[luarien]

Sharks and owls are cats, as well.

[delphina2k]

Thank you for this insight, you’re right!

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

WILL CHERISH THEM ALL <3

[in-libris-liberta-s-deactivated]

Just finished hamlet & had to share THIS

[iamnmbr3]

btw this is literally what goes down. it’s great. 

[marindalois]

Memorial comic for the anniversary of a family death.

This is my first real long-form using this style, and I’m pretty happy with it. 

[xperiane]

[neopoint-blog]

woah bitch the fuck was that for

[hungry-joe]

[gay-irl]

Gay_irl

[officialgaryoak]

[butteryplanet]

kitchen ghosts

[la-laborista-republiko]

[pr1nceshawn]

That Seems Totally Unnecessary. 

[mas-arte]

what are you talking about all of those were absolutely necessary

[virtualtoybox]

jesus christ. fine. ill say it. im sleepy. im sleepy, okay? do you know what being sleepy does to a person? to their spirit? i should be pitied.