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GAIGE THE MECHROMANCER | Borderlands 3
mondays more like
What if life had loading screens.
You walk into Walmart, and it’s just like
Worse would be the ones that give you a heads up of what’s coming, but not when.
Oh so that’s what the establishing shots in sitcoms are
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Hope you guys like it! :)
Mirage: Hey, have you seen my phone?
Lifeline: Here, let me call it
Mirage: That’s alright, you don’t-
*Tik Tok by Ke$ha starts playing in the distance*
I kid you not I got nothing else to offer but this 🙃
Opening Up Writing Commissions!
So, I’ve been experimenting with the idea for a while now, and I’ve finally decided to open up my workshop to taking commissions! I have a separate blog that I’ve made solely for my writing, which you can find here, which is where I’ll be posting any/all finished fics, as well as other drabbles/prompts/etc. I’m really looking forward to kick starting this, and so the details are as follows:
I am willing to write:
All genre and ratings
NSFW/Smut
Fluff, Hurt/Comf, Angst, etc.
M/M, F/F, M/F, and basically everything in-between on the gender/sexuality spectrum.
Self inserts
Any character viewpoint (ex. first person, second, third)
Original Characters (yours, mine and ours! heh)
I am NOT willing to write:
Rape
Scat
Anything that advocates racism, homophobia, etc.
Pedophilia
Non-con
Slavery-based prompts
(If you have questions concerning what hasn’t been covered in my lists, do not hesitate to ask. I am very open minded and friendly, and our discussions will always be just between us. However please do not ask that I write something I have already stated I will NOT write. Odds are you won’t get a different answer.)
Prices:
$5 - 250 words
$10 - 500
$15 - 750
$25 - 1k
$45 - 1.5k
Payment via Paypal (friends and family) is preferred at the moment.
(For now I’m capping my length at 1,500 words. You may inquire about works over that amount, because depending on the material/inspiration I may be willing to go over. Just ask!)
Fandoms I’m Familiar With (in no particular order):
Apex Legends
Mystery Skulls
The Walking Dead (Both show and video games)
Once Upon A Time
Studio Ghibli
Naruto/Naruto Shippuden
Attack On Titan
Marvel (the MCU)
Steven Universe
Stranger Things
And so much more! Seriously, if you think it’s too obscure, just ask! You never know!
How to Ask
Just ask! Use either my ask or submit here, even if it’s just a small prompt, and we can discuss more in detail concerning word length and other specifics you would like to see!
Pay half up front, keeping in constant communication and your piece will be ready within 2 - 3 weeks. (If you would like a preview for works longer than 1k we can arrange that as well.)
After I have sent the final product, you pay the remaining half (Adjustments can be made depending on circumstances.)
You are free to reblog/share as you wish! It certainly helps.
I have been quoting this tiktok for the past two weeks.
This bitch had like 5 accents
transcription: “you’re a nice guy. (shifts to singsongy british accent) i’ll think about it maybe xo baybeoi uh oh eehjfgoi SHEND HIM KISSHEOIS. i didn’t know i would moive in with his missusWOOOOOT GET A LOIFE WE’RE LIVIN WITH HIS WOIFE like.. (disturbingly serene) what was i meant to do…? ehehehe. (sudden american accent) oh bitch oi seemBUHHURH BREAST KILLA?? mm. HEHEHEHEHEHE (back to british accent) she doied. that’s what she desehves. (sudden new yorker accent) this stoopid princess bitch has been fuckin goin against me since i downloaded this goddamn app. she’s like (peppa pig again) oih you’re heare? no problemm. an- oo OO OOOHOHOHOHOOO OHOHOHOHO HOHOHOWAAAAAAAAA!!!!! ….oh i was first heh!”
video game challenge → 5/15 video games ↳ Transistor
"Have I mentioned how EXPENSIVE this was?"
Inktober 2019 - 20 : Aurelia (Borderlands: the Pre-sequel)
comedians: it's so difficult to be funny nowadays without sjws getting offended
robert pattinson, without an inch of effort:
Wattson you adorable meanie
(credit to original person, not mine)
I was not expecting a Mirage roast 😂
Does anyone know if there are any other lines that the legends now say about each other?
rhys ball sax // borderlands 3 {composed by jesper kyd}