[valtsv]

it took me so long to realize that "orz" looks like a little guy lying on the floor in despair

[valtsv]

IMPORTANT UPDATE EVERYONE!!!

[nekkoara]

[gideonnavsenormousbiceps]

Julius Caesar watching people make jokes about him being brutally assassinated every March:

[shoutoutaday]

shoutout to blood we have a lot of it

[vintagecomputer]

[miracleunique]

I am such a slut for candles 😍😍😍😩😩😩😩🤤 I will moan on aisle 9 if I smell a bomb ass candle idc y’all

[intoxicologist99]

[anarchocunt]

[jooshthepunished-deactivated202]

[shadow-banned-the-hedgehog]

End up missing the shot because of the mind shattering orgasm you get the moment he's in range with his shrussy out

[vintrkraka]

why staff thought they could turn this dumpster oven into something profitable is wildly beyond me

[gffa]

Obi-Wan Kenobi is a True Jedi.  Not because he’s mastered himself and his emotions or anything (though, that, too) but because he’s a giant fucking nerd who wants to study literal brain worms and gets mad when Anakin stomps them to death and he probably thinks the height of a Saturday night is a grammar argument with another Jedi Master about some obscure text philosophizing on the Force.  This is the only metric by which a True Jedi can be measured, I will accept nothing else.

[ginathethundergoddess]

Excuse you. True jedi are measured by how many Lego studs they collect.

[gffa]

This is the only correction I am willing to accept.

[eggcup-deactivated20180129]

hey i have hiccups can someone scare me

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

[eggcup-deactivated20180129]

HOO!

thanks it worked

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

[eggcup-deactivated20180129]

……you can go now

[livedinthecastle]

hello and welcome to “is this word tumblr approved?” a post where i take it upon myself to find out if a word is still approved

[livedinthecastle]

NUT

status: approved

[livedinthecastle]

BALLSACK

status: approved

[livedinthecastle]

MILKERS

status: approved

[livedinthecastle]

MILF

status: banned

[livedinthecastle]

MILFY

status: approved

[mymp3player-moved]

[golfgalaxy]

y’all still beat your meat? lol

[yassmines]

what do u beat

[golfgalaxy]

evildoers

[captchacomics]

[rasec-wizzlbang-blog]

can we bring back captcha comics

[kushblazer666]

[jasper-rolls]

[honeyslim]

No offense but these are absolute classic images

[theslowesthnery]

[fdsfjdsfjkf93723679267-deactiva]

[luffysfakebeard]

well I’d like to see you look better after having your balls stolen Tatsu

[kodaruuu]

guys stop fighting *snap* *snap* this isn’t you

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[hero-in-high-tops]

The fact that he put effort into adding himself as background characters is something else

[charleswaterloo]

boobs

[ravenkinnie]

tits, even

[catboybatman]

Honkers, if i may

[batshit-birds]

jugs, to be bold

[shrugsstuff]

Melons, some might say

[ramblingmushroom]

milkers, if you are so inclined

[blastbowman90]

Knockers, perhaps

[spydertrans-deactivated20210911]

breasts, if you will

[thebatcreature]

Bosoms, if you insist

[chatonne--noire]

[rotgospels]

is my human suffering sexy enough for you, God? is it getting you off king