Please help, they’ve infected my mind! I’ve got gummy brainworms.🍰🦇
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Please help, they’ve infected my mind! I’ve got gummy brainworms.🍰🦇
midnight mess
How i eat in front of my friends:
Your aunt was kind enough to make it for you SO YOU’RE GOING TO WEAR IT!
Yeah, cause you had 2 hours to put your shoes on
as an aspiring hentai artist, fuck you
thats a really sad sentence
aspiring hentai artist
im sorry you had to label urself as that, anon
with all due respect, it does take a lot of years of hard work & dedication to get that bad at anatomy
Twitter has a 140 character limit, yet I still found a way to tell one of the longest and most obnoxious knock-knock jokes of all time within a single tweet.
I am more proud of this accomplishment than any human right has the right to be.
The dads are evolving
They have learned our technology, they control our communication
American Horror Story: Coven (2013)
keeping up on the news
A Soldier and a Marine just testing out their camo.
lololololol
I’m reblogging this again cause it’s that awesome.
I hadn’t seen the Navy one
That’s the idea
Reasons my new physics prof is adorable
- on the first day of class he brought his favorite toy truck from when he was a child - is from Argentina and has a cute accent and sometimes speaks in Spanish on accident - teaches us Spanish phrases for fun - very tall and awkward and has super curly hair that falls into his face constantly - giggles at his own jokes - on the second day of class he showed us pictures of his cat eating a salami - the cat’s name is Pants
- i saw his teaching notes today and he doodles little flowers in the margins of his notebook
- Brought us a smiley face balloon to cheer us up when the weather was bad
- played with legos for half the class
- likes balloons a whole lot
It’s now the middle of summer. I do research in the physics department, my office is right across the hall from his. And so:
- He knows I’m into observational astronomy and despite him being a nuclear astrophysicist himself he will email me (and some of the other observationalists) interesting articles and videos about astronomy, usually and around 2am, the poor insomniac
- He became a dad yesterday! In his email he said “sorry, I won’t be in this week, I’ll be frantically googling how to take care of a newborn instead”
- his last name is Estrada and so I simply replied “congratulations on becoming an Estradad!!!” To which he replied “:D”
https://twitter.com/dave_filoni/status/894759575684907013
Doctors told her there was nothing wrong. But she knew her body.
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THIS!!!
The Continue Reading link is somewhat small so I just wanted to point it out i the OP so people don’t just stop at this point of the comic. SUPER relatable, but the rest is so important.
I LOVE BOOZE
BOOZE LOVES ME
HOLY SHIT I HAVE TO PEE
I’M SO SMASHED I’M FALLING ON THE FLOOR
ALCOHOLIC DINOSAUR
how to walk like a queen
This is the best acting lesson I have ever seen in my life