私もあなたが大好きです。

Do you really need to go? Just stay here. And let's not grow up together. <3

[thattrashbinoverthere]

Please help, they’ve infected my mind! I’ve got gummy brainworms.🍰🦇

[kalgalen]

midnight mess

[retardedwhisperer-blog]

[the-absolute-funniest-posts]

How i eat in front of my friends:

[theclearlydope]

Your aunt was kind enough to make it for you SO YOU’RE GOING TO WEAR IT!

[kevingetem]

[ohgod-awesome-posts]

Yeah, cause you had 2 hours to put your shoes on

[riddlemetom]

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

as an aspiring hentai artist, fuck you

thats a really sad sentence

aspiring hentai artist

im sorry you had to label urself as that, anon

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

with all due respect, it does take a lot of years of hard work & dedication to get that bad at anatomy

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

[flavoracle]

Twitter has a 140 character limit, yet I still found a way to tell one of the longest and most obnoxious knock-knock jokes of all time within a single tweet.

I am more proud of this accomplishment than any human right has the right to be.

[yd12k]

The dads are evolving

[werewolfpresident]

They have learned our technology, they control our communication

[babyanimalgifs]

[notlikethemoviess]

American Horror Story: Coven (2013)

[thingsonhazelshead]

[reblogable-memes]

keeping up on the news

[jonesie32]

A Soldier and a Marine just testing out their camo.

[this-is-my-life-lacy]

lololololol

[captainkristine]

I’m reblogging this again cause it’s that awesome.

Then there’s the Navy

[letslipthehounds]

I hadn’t seen the Navy one

[sanerontheinside]

That’s the idea

[kaijuno]

Reasons my new physics prof is adorable

- on the first day of class he brought his favorite toy truck from when he was a child - is from Argentina and has a cute accent and sometimes speaks in Spanish on accident - teaches us Spanish phrases for fun - very tall and awkward and has super curly hair that falls into his face constantly - giggles at his own jokes - on the second day of class he showed us pictures of his cat eating a salami - the cat’s name is Pants

[kaijuno]

- i saw his teaching notes today and he doodles little flowers in the margins of his notebook

[kaijuno]

- Brought us a smiley face balloon to cheer us up when the weather was bad

[kaijuno]

- played with legos for half the class

[kaijuno]

- likes balloons a whole lot

[kaijuno]

It’s now the middle of summer. I do research in the physics department, my office is right across the hall from his. And so:

- He knows I’m into observational astronomy and despite him being a nuclear astrophysicist himself he will email me (and some of the other observationalists) interesting articles and videos about astronomy, usually and around 2am, the poor insomniac

- He became a dad yesterday! In his email he said “sorry, I won’t be in this week, I’ll be frantically googling how to take care of a newborn instead”

- his last name is Estrada and so I simply replied “congratulations on becoming an Estradad!!!” To which he replied “:D”

[artoo]

https://twitter.com/dave_filoni/status/894759575684907013

[berniesrevolution]

Doctors told her there was nothing wrong. But she knew her body.

(Continue Reading)

TheNib.com

@thenib

[willtogrow]

THIS!!!

[pom-seedss]

The Continue Reading link is somewhat small so I just wanted to point it out i the OP so people don’t just stop at this point of the comic. SUPER relatable, but the rest is so important.

[chinoking]

[supermansbuttocks]

I LOVE BOOZE

BOOZE LOVES ME

HOLY SHIT I HAVE TO PEE

I’M SO SMASHED I’M FALLING ON THE FLOOR

ALCOHOLIC DINOSAUR

[graybles]

[boogersplooge]

how to walk like a queen

This is the best acting lesson I have ever seen in my life