south park yandere character headcannons :)
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tweek:
- licks the rim of the cup before putting your coffee in it, but if it’s one w/the little hole tops he licks the underside of it so that every time you go to take a drink, your still drinking a little part of him. he also gives a kiss to the on the top where you put your mouth so that when you take your first sip, it’s like an indirect kiss, and that thought alone makes his little heart flutter <3
- he seeps his own blood into the coffee that he brings you at school/when you order a drink (only yours getting that specialty of course)
- tends to believe everything you tell him; not even paying a second thought to it. he doesn’t even do it on purpose, he just subconsciously takes in whatever you tell him and assumes it as being the truth. you could literally tell him that nukes were gonna hit south park later today & he’d nod along agreeing with you before quickly processing what you had just said and going into a severe panic. him having several outbursts, twitching everywhere even more, and pulling on his hair rather harshly—almost yanking huge chunks out. what the hell was he gonna do?! how and why were nukes going to hit south park?! how is he going help you get out in time?! what about tweek bros?! his parents?! what was he going to do?! GAH! THIS WAS ALL WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE!
- he has a strange yet surprisingly really strong sense of smell. say you used a coffee scented body wash the other night, he can smell it. he won’t say anything, but he’ll blush just at the thought of you showering your body with the scent he’s so associated with. it made him feel a little special. he wonders if the thought of him was lingering in your mind while you were buying it…oh the thought alone makes him flushed! he really loves the way you smell in general though. everytime you would hug him and wrap your delicate arms around him, he would just take in every bit of air surrounding the two of you, analyzing your scent. vanilla. a caramel-ly-sweet-glaze. almost candy like but also with a hint of foral, like you were elegant yet sweet and soft. he was obsessed. the amount of times he’s had to stop his mouth from salivating onto your shoulder was unruly. he really just wanted to taste you. just one little bite wouldn’t hurt, would it?
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stan:
- will always do anything you ask him too. you want a drink from the vending machine? he’s on his way right now! you need a ride home from school? yeah of course, just let him know and he’ll be waiting for you by his truck in a heartbeat! you want to call and talk on the phone? he’ll stop everything he’s doing at the moment just hear the sweet sound of your voice speaking to him. he loves doing little tasks for you, and if anyone tries taking his place for his little jobs, he gets very irritated. are they trying to replace him? who do they think they are? they can fuck off. that’s his job to do that, not theirs. “Do you need any help carrying that? It looks kind of heavy, hey why don’t I-“ “No. She’s fine she doesn’t need your help. I’ll do it.” he hisses, while glaring at the person, harshly moving their hand away from whatever object you were carrying.
- kind of has mommy issues too (or maybe a kink). he loves his mom! she’s always been super sweet and caring towards him, and probably the only person he can actually bare living with in his house. he kind of yearns for that certain kind of comfort, the one of having someone really care for you. holding you in their arms, telling you that everything’s gonna be okay, telling you that their proud of you. he yearns for it because he hardly gets it and finds comfort in the rare times that it actually does happen. but hey, you act like that right? you’ve always acted like that towards him. you were just that kind of person, right? just his kind of person, right?
- praise him. literally for anything. he’ll get happy that your content with what he did and will feel like he really accomplished something. satisfying your needs is a big top for him, so once he does whatever you needed, he’s happy! him having depression and all that really fucks with his brain sometimes, and you seem to ease and even that all out for him. just reassure him that he does do good and that he’s not a huge fuck up and piece of shit. atleast—not all of the time.
- he often goes to you for his problems, always venting about whatever’s troubling him or been bothering him. he trusts whatever you say and truly takes it to heart. i mean, it doesn’t seem like you’d ever want the worst for him, you’ve always been sweet and genuine so why wouldn’t he believe in your words? (would feel like 10x better in about 5 mins if he was cuddling into you as you ran your fingers through his hair while he ranted on and on about whatever thoughts were dreadfully plaguing his mind)
- gets kind of desperate when your mad at him. he literally hates when you’re mad at him—it’s one of the worst feelings ever for him. he’ll try anything and everything for you to not be mad at him, he’d seriously beg on his knees for your forgiveness if that meant that you wouldn’t be mad anymore. can simply just not stand it. could you please just go back how to were treating him before? please??? he can’t take it nor handle it, it’s like he’s genuinely losing it to such a petty matter. his brain would be like a virus stuck on the same blank screen unable to switch off, except, you were that screen and his obsession was the virus.
- knows—err—scratch that, is learning! how to play the guitar! was previously in a group with jimmy, butters, and kenny, but originally was with kyle, cartman, and kenny. they made the song ‘Finger-Bang-You’, and uh. i don’t think he really wants to remember that. so in all i’d say his musical abilities aren’t too terrible, nor song writing ones. possibly. for the most part at least. would maybe sing to you if he found his vocals to be remotely pleasant to listen to, a slow and sweet guitar riff just for you to hum along to. this is currently in the process as well. i mean that is, until he actually musters up enough courage to do so.
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kenny:
- you’ve got that little halo of his wrapped around your finger, that was for sure. like stan, will do absolutely anything for you. both of them hardly have any limits, meaning they would seriously do anything for you. murder isn’t off the table :)
- really clingy. like always by your side kind of clingy. it’s cute, but eventually gets kind of annoying as the day progresses. he’s always following you around (almost like a lost puppy), you guys have a good handful of classes together (much to his enjoyment) so he’s pretty ecstatic about seeing you everyday for almost the whole school day AND school year. yay for kenny! (cue the ‘whoo-hoo!’)
- is always touching some part of your body, like always. not even in a sexual way, he’s just always touching you. have it be his hand on your shoulder, his arm around your shoulder, his hands entwined with yours, or as much as constantly having your guys arms brushed up against each other while walking to classes or while sitting down at lunch. he also always sits next to you at lunch, no matter what. would get genuinely upset if he couldn’t, so he’s always by your side to prevent that from happening :). don’t steal his seat. he will sincerely push you off of it and not feel one ounce of sympathy.
- he’s veryyy affectionate. physically, verbally, any way he can be, he is. “I love your shirt today, pretty.” kenny says with a sly grin, seemingly beaming at you with his lidded violet eyes peering right at you. he tugs on the sleeve of your tight fitting long-sleeve, inching his face closer to yours. “Who were you thinking of this morning when you put it on, hm?” he looks up at you cheekily, this particular act of his soon coming to an abrupt end as his blatant flirting earns a harsh kick from under the table, a yank from the back of his hoodie, and a few menacing glares being sent his way from across the lunch table.
- pushes his cheek against yours quite often. kenny thinks it’s adorable and obviously loves being close to you in every way possible, so it’s clearly a must! loves hugs and all that stuff, i mean there’s no way you’d actually expect him to not squeeze your entire being every time he sees you. i mean, seriously. it’s like you were almost testing his limits every single day of not crushing you!! he sighs mentally and closing his eyes dreamily at the mere thought of you. you really were just too cute..
- his touchy acts and displays of obvious admiration would almost always gain the attention of the other boys, most times more than not resulting in terribly dirty looks being directed towards the blonde male. their glares were downright deadly—rightfully so! i mean seriously…who does he think he is???
…kenny. that’s who <3.
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craig:
- can be kind of aggressive sometimes, physically. and, well, he’s just really aggressive in general. treats you as fragile and gentle as he does with Stripe, but can grab you rather harsh without realizing his own strength while dragging you elsewhere if he’s mad about something. he would never hit you though, no no, he would never. but, he would beat the living shit out of anyone who did.
- has a tendency of just picking you up at random times, like completely out of nowhere. you’re so small compared to him, he just has to pick you up! doesn’t move you to any particular place, just holds you off the ground and places you somewhere else with that same exact stoic expression presented on his features. he also grabs your face a lot and just squishes your cheeks. he sees the opportunity to do it, so he does it. he thinks you look cute so why not. definitely pulls you onto his lap when you’re least expecting it just to take in your flustered expression. he’d even lay his chin atop your head to make it all the while more; the guys would be gawking at him and yelling curses at what he was doing but he really could care less. who’s lap were you sitting on right now again? yeah, exactly. you reminded him of his beloved pet Stripe at times, in which resulted in these cute and impulsive little antics.
- can and will literally glare anyone away. he has a very intimidating face, his height also adds onto that scary persona of his. everyone knew better than to fuck with Craig Tucker, unless you had a death wish and wanted to end up with a tombstone over your head, that is. “(Y/N)! I’ve been looking all over for you! I was kind of wondering if you’d wanna, you know go out to the movies sometime?“ a male says, coming up next to you while shyly smiling with his hand behind his neck, while also interrupting yours and Craig’s conversation. was this awkward dickwad seriously trying to talk to you while you were clearly already talking to him? “Err- you could just, call me later! Here I’ll just-“ cue that classic death glare. nobody, and i mean nobody, wanted to deal with a pissed off Craig. all it took was one look up at the teen towering over them, the guy’s eyes widening, and he was already speed walking past you while mumbling a quiet “Uh—nevermind…I’ll see you some other time (Y/N)…” as he quickly took off. “So, continue on with what you were telling me?” Craig says calmly, his whole demeanor changing and face softening while looking down at you to listen.
- thoroughly enjoys watching the stars at night with you. it’s one of his most favorite things to do in general, so why not just do it with his favorite person in the world? he prefers it much better than watching them alone like he had always used to. he loved telling you all about what he knew about the stars, space, planets, constellations, and all that other stuff. you would just listen to him, never failing to seem constantly interested in what he was saying. he really could go on and on about space and all the things correlating to it, and you would always sit and look amused with your big eyes intrigued in adoration, asking little questions here and there about what this was and how that works, he thought it was cute so it worked out pretty well for the both of you. he loved it. he loved every second of it. he loved every second of being with you. he loved you.
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kyle:
- he uses you as his motivation for almost everything. when he’s doing something important, he just thinks in his mind about what you would think about him. seemingly, your opinion on him really means a lot to him. like, way too much. it’s to the point where ‘What (Y/N) thinks’ or ‘What would (Y/N) think?’ dictates almost all his decisions and choices. he does not want to be seen in a bad manner by you. hell no! that’s like his worst nightmare—that would be terrible! and because of that, he’s always trying his best to be the most perfect person he can. he’s almost always stressed out about everything because he’s so worried about how your going to react to it. he often gets frustrated and angry when something he does doesn’t come out the way he wanted or intended to. “God this is so fucking hard! But what would (Y/N) think of me if I didn’t do this good enough?” he doesn’t even want to even imagine the disappointed expression you’d have on your beautiful face as you glanced at him almost mockingly. “Are you really that dumb?” you’d ridicule him, utterly disgusted at his presence. this and that, you spewing out insults left and right insulting his intelligence and everything else about him. god no—he couldn’t deal with that. not at all. it would break his heart, mind, and soul knowing you perceived him that way. he knew you were sweet, of course he did—that was one of the big reasons he even love—liked you so much! but sadly, his mind would still tell him otherwise, convincing him that all these negative things would happen if he did so much as write something incorrectly. it never gave that poor boy a break. although there was one thing he always he knew for sure, that he had to do well. he had to. for you.
- is utterly terrified of disappointing you (also adds on to the previous headcanon above this). no matter the situation. if he sees he can do better and if there is a way to do the very best, then he sure as hell was going to. hm? what’s that? he got an a on the test? no he’ll retake it, he needs an a+. what? he got a good job? no, he’s not going to settle for that. he needs an ‘amazing job’, so he’s going to do something that will earn him that ‘amazing job’ from the person he wants it from. so what if the other kids called him a ‘try hard’? yeah. he was one—and he was sure as hell proud of it. tsk, he’d rather be ripped on by his friends for being a so called ‘try hard’ than being a completely braindead idiot. he liked being the best. fuck them.
- has always been adored by adults and other teachers because of his perseverance and dedication to always doing the best. oh if only they knew the reason behind it. “Why the fuck is this taking me so long to finish?! (Y/N) wouldn’t even take a second glance at me if I fucked this up.“ he desperately tries to be perfect. so many desperate attempts to be perfect, perfect all for you. all he does is for you. everything is for you. all the time, efforts, tries, sleepless nights, frustration, stress, planning, studying, perfect grades, days, weeks, months, years, seconds, minutes—everything. it was all going to be worth it in the end though—because after all, who wouldn’t want a perfect person?
- he always puts a lot of thought into things. he’s a smart boy, no doubt about it, so he’s always observing things and specific aspects about other people. super attentive and is probably the best gift giver out of all the boys, his attention to detail will seriously surprise you and make you hold so much more value onto the things he gives and says. he puts so much effort into literally everything. like—ugh he’s just so sweet. he pours his whole heart out into the things he likes and on people he loves, he’s just such a sweetheart really. you find yourself aw-ing at him pretty frequently. he was just so cute and sweet to you!
- has the worst temper ever, but somehow keeps it under control around you. someone could do something to piss him off, have it either be on accident or on purpose, and he will remember that specific thing they did forever. he’d hold a grudge against them for quite a while. yes he holds grudges, the worst kinds too. “Oh Kyle! I’ve been needing to ask you all day, do you know who [Name] is?” Stan asks him, the calm look on his face soon turning into a scowl as he recognizes the name. “That asshole? They bumped into me during passing period the first week of school and knocked my shit on the floor without even apologizing! And they stepped on my fucking shoes! Who even fucking does that without bothering to say sorry?!” he exclaimed angrily, eyebrows bunched together as he moved his hands around trying to express the anger towards the said individual. the one thing he couldn’t fix, was his anger. yeah he just figured you’d have to deal with it.
- gets flustered at anything u do to him so easily and quickly, it’s honestly super cute and you have fun poking at him every now and then. it’s like a cute little game. the ‘Let’s-Make-Kyle-Super-Shy-Until-He-Gets-As-Red-As-A-Tomato-Game!’ yeah it was super embarrassing how flustered he’d get just from you inching your face closer to his, and even more so that you knew what your affect on him was. but it’s not like he was against it, whatever got you closer to him he was completely fine with.
- if you hate someone, he hates them too. of course he won’t for no reason, but once u tell him even a little detail about how they wronged you, he dislikes them already. he forms opinions on people pretty quickly, so once you tell him, he now knows who to look out for and who to treat shittier.
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clyde:
- totally doesn’t let his mommy issues make an appearance around you. pfttt of course not, why would he haha? except for that one time he— actually several times, he’s almost called you ‘mom’ instead of your own name. “Hey mo-(Y/N)!! Wanna come over later and hang out after school?” i mean, it wasn’t his fault! you just happened to have that motherly aura radiating off of you that drew him to you like a lovesick puppy. your voice was so sweet, words coming off the tip of your tongue smooth and sounding like honey to him. you could be explaining something to him and he’d just nod along contently, a series of “Mhm’s” “Ohhh’s” and “Oh really’s?“ coming from him as he just stared at you completely enthralled by your face, while his own resting upon his palm. goodluck trying to get rid of that boy haha! you cant.
- clingy, clingy, clingy! you just cant get rid of this boy! he’s always trying to talk to you any chance he can, let it be in the halls, the classrooms, on the bus the rare times you actually use it, seriously, anywhere. is kind of annoyed at how Kenny is always there with you, he usually never pays any attention or mind to the blonde headed boy beside you. he likes to pretend he just isn’t there, maybe if he closes his eyes long enough, he’ll just disappear lol </3. is also really jealous of him. uh hello? that’s supposed to be his thing always being around you. stupid Kenny always ruining it, he’d get him back somehow.
- truly reminded you of a puppy. his eyes always get so big; fully focusing on just you, excitement and pure energy basically radiating off of him. it was hard not to smile around clyde, he was such a cute idiot that it just made you laugh all the time. a little too clueless for his own good, that’s why he so closely mirrored that of a puppies aura. his emotions, actions, and words really matching those to a puppies, also his overall physique. if puppies were uh—muscly. and played football.
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tolkien:
- is usually the first one to ask if you need a ride to school or a ride home (much to Stan’s dismay). he enjoys driving you places, just you and him. having time to yourselves, just chatting about whatever comes into mind. it makes him super happy since you and him rarely spend any time together alone because of all the other guys. they kind of always hog you, and it really fucking gets on his nerves. even his own friends do, but he just hides it well with that same old calming smile of his, eye twitching every now and then from annoyance. tolkien was really more on the quiet and composed side, so it didn’t come to much of a surprise that your guys interactions were quite cut short due to the other guys obnoxiously butting in.
- he often gets jealous of yours and the other guys interactions and friendships together. he’s envious. he wishes you guys were that close. he needed to find someway to stick out to you somehow because this quiet and calm demeanor of his surely wasn’t seeming to get him anywhere. he definitely needed to make plans with the both of you way more, and way sooner. most would call it just a hang out between two friends, but he’d like to think of it more like a sweet date.
- say in some kind of scenario he’s in front of the guys talking to you and they overhear him asking you: “Hey did you maybe wanna go to the mall/go out for lunch/coffee again?” and you’d be like: “Yeah of course, when we’re you thinking?” and all the guys would be like: “WHAT? YOU GUYS WENT OUT?!” AND AGAIN?!?!” , “When the hell did that happen???” and he’d turn away holding back a laugh and hiding a successful smirk on his face with his hand & a quick fake cough then looking back with a completely different expression. he just casually explained how you guys went out together. alone. not a biggie. oh competitive little tolkien. he secretly feels like he’s one upping the others & is veryyy content about it. although, his quick demeanor change and sneaky smirk doesn’t go unnoticed by you.
- is always there when you need him to be, like seriously always there. is honestly the best person to depend on, especially since it’s you that’s in need. tolkien is the best kind of person for anything, make it advice, hugs, long conversations, anything! you need a quick opinion on something important? he’s the absolute (don’t tell the other guys) best out of everyone to ask! you know he’s the right person to ask if you want an honest opinion on something because he’s not the type to sugar coat or lie about something just to make you feel better. you really appreciate that in a sense, because knowing the other guys, they wouldn’t quite do the same.
- has the cutest dimples ever. they’re very prominent and almost always show when he’s speaking, even more so when smiling. he has very charming features, and if you could admit it without any angry jealous gazes being thrown at you, you’d consider him really handsome. he almost reminded you of a prince, a prince charming to be exact! with that charming smile and those heartwarming eyes, he’d fit that role almost perfectly. you’d just have to tell him once you were alone again…
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hi you, thx 4 reading!!! i wrote this a few yrs ago & just decided to finally post it <3 hope u all love & enjoy :p
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