humid teenage mediocrity

it's a crazy, fucked up world and we're all just barely floating along, waiting for somebody that can walk on water

[mstanyabear]

Favorite place to be??

(Instagram @mstanya88)

[adeles]

#when someone asks me how life’s going

[blondeblackmail-deactivated2013]

[pickleston]

[proto-homo]

All my ladies who impulse buy to feel alive, make some noise!!!!

[cosmicyeehaw]

[dependent-boy]

to anyone enduring a depressive episode: it’s ok. you’re not being lazy or selfish. your productivity doesn’t define or devalue you. you’re coping. you’re doing the best you can, and that’s ok!

[talesfromthecrypts]

The reason I forgive you is because you are not perfect. You are imperfect. And so am I. All humans are imperfect.

Mary and Max (2009) dir. Adam Elliot

(for @ahkmenrhapsody​)

[ryoga-deactivated20231223]

[lovelydevilcunt]

"When I was young, I wanted to be anybody but myself. Dr. Bernard Hasselhoff said if I was on a desert island, then I would have to get used to my own company. Just me… and the coconuts. He said I would have to accept myself: my warts and all. And that we don’t get to choose our warts. They are a part of us and we have to live with them. We can however, choose our friends. And I am glad I have chosen you." - Mary and Max, 2009

[marsargo]

Putting this here too

[lovelydevilcunt]

hey y’all

if you’re here for haute cash, i don’t have any codes to post. torrid axed the universal code system and now distributes unique codes that can be used a few times within a short period. the best way to get codes is to ask around or join a torrid-specific facebook group where ladies frequently share them. it’s a real pain in the ass so let’s just keep bitching and giving them less money and maybe they’ll see the error of their ways or some shit? idk. sorry babes

[britneyaddiction]

[susiethemoderator]

[janestrider]

When someone says something manipulative or passive aggressive to you thinking you won’t catch on to their little game but you fucking do.

[mydadisindianajones]

Person: Wow, why did you get all dressed up just to go to the grocery store?

Me: 

[chicks2010]

[linda-belcher-official]

I’d just like to point out that Justin Timberlake, aka this year’s halftime show performer, ruined Janet Jackson’s career the last time he did the halftime show, has recently defended Woody Allen, has harassed Britney Spears for years, has consistently stolen and copied from black musicians, to name just a few of the misogynistic and racist things he has done. In conclusion, fuck Justin Timblerlake and his white male privilege.

[johnmulaneys]

me, seeing britney spears lead a good healthy life, loving her children and her man, and being the instagram aunt we all love: